Sweet Brown - Ain't Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix)

[FIST OFF: This is NOT my Fanfic. All rights go the the official writer of this lovely piece of art~]

Izaya first finds out what his name means thanks to a school project. Their Japanese teacher has decided to make his lessons madami applicable to his students' lives, and assigns them the homework of finding out what their name means, and telling the whole class the susunod day.

He knows how his name is written thanks to hours of painstaking effort on his mother's part, although it's difficult to remember the order of strokes in his name. It's especially infuriating when he's sitting susunod to Akira,...