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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at police headquarters.

Toby: A few officers are telling me you let Jeff escape.
Richard: I didn't want him too sir. He just took me to Santa Neigh, and knocked me out.
Toby: You cannot let him do that.
Richard: Whatever. I'm still close to arresting Rick Masters. Just tell me where to get enough money to pay him back.
Toby: 302.5.
Richard: What?
Toby: 302.5! You violated section 302.5! No police officer will go without his/her partner when taking a prisoner somewhere he/she would not be allowed to go to. *Points at John* Where were you?
John: I was, uh-
Richard: He wasn't with me.
Toby: Then bring him with you susunod time!

The susunod day, Richard, and John were having lunch at a hotdog stand.

Richard: *sitting sa pamamagitan ng truck*
John: *Eating hotdog* So how are we going to get Masters $64,000?
Richard: Simple. Rogue told me about a parang buriko coming here with $64,000 that he robbed from a jewelry store in San Franciscolt. We knab him, and we get his money.
John: Isn't that called stealing?
Richard: You call it whatever you want, I call it taking down a scumbag that's breaking the law.

6 hours later

John: *walking to bar*
Richard: *Following John* So I'm thinking we should use your car for the job.
John: I don't think that's a good idea.
Richard: What are you talking about? Your car is much faster then my truck, it makes perfect sense to me.
John: It's a 1967 GMO, I don't know if I want to destroy it.
Richard: Who sinabi it would be destroyed? It'll be a piece of cake. Take the money, and drive away.

At the bar

Richard: Besides, it's not like he's going to be armed or something.
John: You don't know that.
Richard: Yes I do. When ponies like this guy finish robbing a bank, they throw their gun in a trash can.
John: I'm still not doing it.
Richard: Fine, but let me tell you something. Everything I sinabi about you is a lie. You're not my friend, you're not my partner. We just have the same assignment! *Leaving bar*
John: Richard-
Richard: Don't talk to me! *Slams door*

2 B continued
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I never really liked this shipping anyway.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Blazin' Blue, and everypony in his convoy finally got onto the highway for Fillydelphia.

Mirage: It's been a while since those cops decided to go after us.
Frank: I think they Nawawala us.
Saten Twist: Don't jinx it!
Ryan: Saten, what did I tell you about jinxes not existing?
Saten Twist: They do exist. Pinkie Pie told me.
Blazin' Blue: Oh. So that's the name of the kulay-rosas German you mentioned earlier.

Master Sword, Sean, The Cop from Flemington, and five madami police ponies were behind them.

Case Cracker: Looks like our mga kaibigan brought madami guests along.
Frank: I guess Saten Twist was right about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ninety minutos have passed since Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan started off their roadtrip. Now, they were in a small town in Neigh Jersey called Flemington. They were going pass the Hunterdon Central Regional High School when...

Cop 87: Attention. We got a ulat from Baltimare on seven muscle cars attacking other police ponies. Be on the lookout, and use caution. Stop the suspects as soon as possible.
Blazin' Blue: I just heard on the radio that the cops here are gonna go after us.
Ryan: Who wouldn't?
Saten Twist: Leave it to me, and my chainsaw.
Frank: Your chainsaw is what's getting all...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The cop that got attacked sa pamamagitan ng Saten Twist's chainsaw was waiting inside his car with the hazard lights on.

Master Sword & Sean: *Stop their cars*
Cop: Oh. Thank goodness. *Gets out of car, and runs to Master Sword* Thank goodness you have arrived to save me.
Master Sword: Who sinabi we were here to save you?
Sean: I had no idea you were here.
Jeff: What happened to you?
Cop: Some crazy stallion attacked me with a chainsaw!
Master Sword: Did you see any ponies driving muscle cars?
Cop: Yes! One of them had the chainsaw!
Jeff: We're going after them, right?
Sean: Yes Jeff. My answer hasn't changed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sean's car
Sean's car
Master Sword was driving on the highway, trying to find Night Frizz. Meanwhile, another police parang buriko was doing his job. His name was Sean, and he was using a Italian supercar as his police car.

Gangsters: *Laying on ground*
Sean: So, what makes you think you can get away with your crime?
Gangster 1: What did we do?
Sean: You mean you don't remember what you did? You robbed a bank.
Gangster 3: Oh really? I thought we were going through this routine, because we murdered a cop.
Sean: I don't need sarcasm from you fools. I need respect. I'm a police officer. I drive a Foallari.
Gangster 2: Yeah man,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Blazin' Blue's car
Blazin' Blue's car
At a classic car ipakita in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting sa pamamagitan ng his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting sa pamamagitan ng his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, or you will be killed sa pamamagitan ng a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have you been? You almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm...
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