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posted by Seanthehedgehog
asno asno Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring bahaghari Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic bahaghari as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Idea for this skit sa pamamagitan ng Purrloinedlove.

Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.

Mercury: I've been looking pasulong to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in kama together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking pasulong to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for you maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this parang buriko that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: You have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*

Lloyd went down into Compton where the parang buriko living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at sa pamamagitan ng the parang buriko living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.

House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if you can fail at life. *Aiming riple at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots madami workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*

Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.

Back at the asno asno Inn.

Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to kanselahin our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give you a private ipakita for free.
George: Fine sa pamamagitan ng me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.

2 B Continued
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posted by _MockingJay_
The susunod araw at school, as Silver Tune and Snow Flake walked up the stairs to their lockers, everypony was staring at them. Some laughed, and others gasped.

Snow Flake: Ignore them. C'mon Tunes, lets go see if the new mare is here.
ST: *nods* Okay... Wait.
Snow Flake: What?
ST: Better not..
Snow Flake: What? Why?
ST: You go. She'll probably hate me.
Snow Flake: *rolls eyes* Really?
ST: *nods* I'm serious. I'm suprised you still don't hate me.
Snow Flake: Silver Tune, 'Hate' is a very strong word.
ST: I know.. I'm sorry..
Snow Flake: Don't be.

Silver Tune suddenly saw a brown mare walking down the stairs....
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 This is a little too hot for kids ipakita if iv ever watched one.
This is a little too hot for kids show if iv ever watched one.
Right know I will touch base on the first question. why do stallions seam hormonal settle around mares who are exposed no clothing just as if the were naked. I don't know allot of guys who can stand around a naked female for five minuets without feeling funny so how do stallions fight the urge to at least not bituin at a mare down there especially when there a whoof distance crammed in all angles of them in a ipakita or a crowded area ant if suddenly they have to ilipat you have to know or you'll get face butted and punched
by an angry mare who thought you where a perv plus there are scenes where...
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Ok so my tagahanga fic will be done in big chapters so there will be around 5 in total maybe more. Please have a read though, I put quite a bit into this!

Twilight gazed upon the stars, she watched them flicker and twirl in the endless night sky. But as she watched one bituin caught her attention.
"Spike?" She called turning towards her faithful assistant, he was categorising her books.
"Yeah Twilight?" "Can you get my telescope!" "Yeah yeah in a second"
"Now Spike!" Twilight stamped her hoof, "Ok geez!" Spike ran upstairs and came back in segundos cradling a fancy telescope in his claws.
"Here it is!"...
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applejack entered her Cottage,and when she stepped in,there was a pasko Wonderland! There was electronical trains,fake snow,a big pasko tree,stockings,and more. "Uuuhh,ah really have to g-"Applejack was about to say something but Fluttershy said,"Don't you just pag-ibig it! There are Snowman,Reindeer,stockings,candy canes,and Santa!" applejack couldn't stand it so her eyes turned red and she uncovered herself. "AAAAHHH! I HATE CHRISTMAS!"she slithered.

"W-w-what are y-y-you?"she trembled to say as she was stepping back. "No,ah am just Applejack,see?"Applejack said. Fluttershy ran away screaming....
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posted by Mylittlecute12
It was a dark and gloomy night, It was thundering louder than a Timber wolf. Twilight was studying as usual, Suddenly, Spike came dashing up to Twilight. Spike "exclaimed", A letter from the Princess! As Spike was getting his breath back he handed the letter to Twilight. Dear Twilight, come to Canterlot immediately, Also bring along your friends. Sincerely, Princess Celestia.
After Twilight read the letter, Twilight told her mga kaibigan to come to Canterlot with her. "Something Strange is going on" replied, Twilight. "Come on we gotta get going" exclaimed, bahaghari Dash.
But things were not the same once they got to Canterlot.

To Be Continued.....
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 (Only picture I could find.. For the sub stories, pair up)
(Only picture I could find.. For the sub stories, pair up)
*A FEW DAYS LATER*

Back in MOV Ponyville, Shydale was sitting alone in her shed, when suddenly somebody was knocking on the door from the other side.

"Stay outta mah shed!" Shydale cried, instead of simply answering the door.

"I will. I will. I just need to ask something?" Twilight said, from the other side.

"What is it purple guy? I have important, work related, duties in her" Shydale replied, even though all she was doing was sitting down drinking some tea.

"I'm sure you do" Twilight said, still off view, and possible sarcasm in her voice.

"Anyway.. Have you seen Spike, bahaghari or Pinkie? Nobody...
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