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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Esmeralda Ivy: *Exits her tindahan after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Esmeralda Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking sa pamamagitan ng Esmeralda Ivy* You should spread that salt out to get rid of madami ice.
Esmeralda Ivy: No, I wanna get rid of all the ice in a certain spot.
Saten Twist: Sounds a little selfish. You should get madami parts of the sidewalk so everypony won't have to worry about landing on their face.
Esmeralda Ivy: Why don't you do it?
Saten Twist: *Kicks the salt*

The salt moved further down the sidewalk, and covered madami parts then before.

Saten Twist: How do you like that?
Esmeralda Ivy: Nice.

Meanwhile at Lexi's house, her family just finished having dinner.

Aurora: Okay. So tell me about what happened during, and after school.
Lexi: Anything in particular you wanna know about?
Barry: Tell us what happened now.
Lexi: Shut up dad, I wasn't talking to you.
Aurora: Don't talk like that to your father.
Barry: I'm gonna go upstairs. *Walks away*
Lexi: Did I do something wrong mom?
Aurora: I don't know. You tell me.
Lexi: No.
Aurora: That's not true.
Lexi: Well, why are you pagganap like you don't know what I did? Clearly you know because of the way you're acting!
Aurora: Do not raise your voice.
Lexi: I'll raise my voice if I want to raise my voice! How come everything I do is bad now?!
Aurora: You vandalized a building. Vandalism is serious. You can't be doing that anymore.
Lexi: Okay, I won't.
Aurora: And about school, I signed you out of the karate class.
Lexi: What?!
Aurora: Sweetheart, it's very obvious that you keep getting in arguments with that stallion Jesse. He's a very nice pony, and gave you a compliment when you acted like an idiot.
Lexi: What are you talking about?
Aurora: You bragged about some ilipat another parang buriko did, and tried to do the exact same thing, but you failed.
Lexi: Hey! Who do you think you're talking to, huh?! You wanna go to war?!
Aurora: You've been watching Scarface too much.
Lexi: I don't have time for this. *Walks away*
Aurora: While you're leaving the dining room, go to your bed. You're grounded until tomorrow morning.
Lexi: AHHH!!!
Barry: *Comes back downstairs, and goes to Aurora* that kid can be a handful.
Aurora: Why are you whispering?
Barry: come on, let's get out of here.

Barry took himself, and his wife to his white PT Cruiser, and started driving on a long road.

Lexi: *Watching her parents leave* Perfect. Now is the time to practice for the storm.
Aurora: Where are you taking us?
Barry: Remember that dance club in Ponyville you wanted to go to?
Aurora: Yes.
Barry: That's where we're going.
Aurora: *Shocked* Barry Baricza, you shouldn't have.
Barry: Well I figured you needed a break from Lexi, and since she's grounded, we have enough time to do what we want.
Aurora: Aw, you're so thoughtful. *Leans on Barry*

They arrived at the dance club, which played jazz music. As they entered this song was playing. Start it at 1:45: link

Dance Club Pony: Welcome.
Barry: Thanks.
Aurora: Thank you.
Dance Club Pony: You're welcome. Have fun.
Aurora: Why don't we have a drink before we go out there to dance?
Barry: Okay. *Follows Aurora to the bar*
Aurora: *Sits down at a mesa sa pamamagitan ng a saxophone hanging on a pader on display* This is a really nice place.
Barry: I knew you wanted to come here for a long time, so I decided to get us here right as soon as I heard you sad you grounded Lexi.
Aurora: Will she be okay sa pamamagitan ng herself?
Barry: She's a twelve taon old alicorn. What makes you think she won't be fine sa pamamagitan ng herself?
Aurora: Just asking.
Waiter: *Arrives* Good evening.
Barry: madami like bad evening with the rain, and the temperatures dropping to 7 farenheit.
Waiter: That didn't happen.
Aurora: We're from Frenchtown.
Waiter: Oh, I see. Well maybe tomorrow will be better for you. What would you like?
Aurora: Let me have a bottle of Bud Light.
Barry: I'll just have water.
Waiter: Coming up.
Barry: We're gonna go out to dance. Will you let us know when our drinks are ready?
Waiter: Yes sir. Have a good time.
Aurora: Why can't we wait?
Barry: Because I wanna dance. *Goes to dancing floor*
Aurora: *Follows Barry*
Barry: This song is almost over, so let's wait for the susunod one to start, then we'll dance.
Dance Club Pony: Okay, we're gonna give our records a break, and let our band play a few songs. They came all the way from Florida to play for us, or at least, one of the trumpet players did.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Dance Club Pony: Okay, do your stuff.
Jazz Band: *Playing music*
Barry: *Dances with Aurora*

They were having fun. Lots of other ponies were dancing around them as the music was played.

Waiter: *Arrives* Your drinks are ready.
Barry: Already? That was quick, thanks. *Stops dancing, and goes to the bar*
Aurora: *Follows Barry*

While they were having their drinks, Barry watched the other ponies dance.

Jazz Band: *Playing music*
Ponies: *Dancing to music*
Aurora: *Drinks her beer*
Barry: *Looks back at Aurora, then drinks his water*

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posted by Canada24
#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily,...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Canada24
Diamond Tiara: Everybody, I have an announcement!

Apple Bloom: Diamond Tiara! Think hard about the choice you're makin' right now!

Scootaloo: You can be a better pony!

Spoiled Rich: (out of nowhere) Diamond Tiara! I just happened to be here for the school board meeting, and this is what I see when we adjourn? My daughter associating with confused, insignificant lowlifes? Socializing with their kind is not how you ilipat up in Equestria! Come, Diamond Tiara!

Diamond Tiara: (finally stands up to her) No, mother!

Spoiled Rich: Excuse me?!

Diamond Tiara: You've spent your life pagganap like a high horse...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Labiche drove the train, Didont thought about stopping at Saint-Avold.

Didont: If we stop at Saint-Avold, we'll get our heads blown off.
Labiche: *Increases speed*

The entire train left the station, and Maurice walked into his office in the station, when he saw a Nazi pony.

Nazi Pony: *Sitting in his chair, smoking a cigarette while pagbaba a magazine*
Maurice: *Closes the door, and goes to his phone. He talks to someone on the phone* Get me Commercy please..... I don't have that.... This is railroad business! *The parang buriko he is calling hangs up on him, so he puts the phone away*
Nazi Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Labiche was taken to the hotel so he could get some sleep before driving the train. The hotel was run sa pamamagitan ng a mare named Christine.

This is her picture: link

Schmidt: *Walks into the hotel with Labiche, and rings the bell*
Christine: *Walks to the front desk*
Schmidt: A room for this stallion.
Christine: *Puts out the sign in book with a pen*
Labiche: *Signs his name into the book*
Christine: 60 Francs.
Schmidt: Pay her.
Labiche: You pay her. I'm a guest of the German army.
Schmidt: He is a railroad pony.
Christine: *Holding the key to his room* 60 francs.
Schmidt: Isn't there a discount for railroad...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Labiche delivered the engine to Rive-Reine.

Labiche: *Stops the engine*
Schmidt: You're late! What happened?
Labiche: We were shot at sa pamamagitan ng a spitfire, a couple of miles back.
Schmidt: Any serious damage?
Didont: Not enough to stop you from getting to Germaneigh.
Labiche: *Brought his bicycle with him on the train. He takes it with him off the train, and gets ready to ride away*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Looking at Labiche*
Labiche: Your engine, and your crew.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Was it your idea to risk this engine on the daylight run?
Labiche: Major Herren was following your orders. He told us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping the air raid, Papa Boule's train stopped at a station called Rive-Reine.

Schmidt: *Runs out of the caboose, and to the engine*
Papa Boule: *Staring at the wheels with his apoy pony*
Schmidt: What is it?! What is it?!!? *Getting closer to the engine* Engineer!! *Stops in front of Papa Boule* What is it?
Papa Boule: The oil line.
Schmidt: Can you fix it?
Papa Boule: *Shrugs*
Schmidt: Can you get the engine back to the works?
Papa Boule: Maybe.
Schmidt: *Looks at the station master behind him on the station platform* Where's your phone?
Station Master: *Points to the left*
Schmidt: *Runs...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The armament train Didont drove had arrived at the yards. He stopped the train susunod to a shed with the word Vaires in white on the roof.

Didont: *Looks at a tower on the right side of his train. Labiche, and another parang buriko are in there with a German officer*
German parang buriko 90: *Walking towards Didont* Uncouple the engine, get it out of here!
Didont: *Signals his apoy parang buriko to go out to uncouple the engine from the train*
Fire Pony: *Gets out to uncouple the engine*

During the mid 40's in France, you had to stand between the engine, and freight cars to uncouple the engine.

Fire Pony: *Standing between...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When the Colonel arrived at the station in his staff car, escorted sa pamamagitan ng two motorcycles, he was displeased to find out that his train was not there.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to a soldier with a clipboard* What about my train?!
Schmidt: It has been cancelled.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Turns around to face Schmidt* Who cancelled it?!

Four minutos later in a office.

Labiche: I did.
German parang buriko 87: Labiche Colonel. He is the area inspector. Under my supervision of course.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Since when does a french stallion have the authority to kanselahin a German train?
Labiche:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
May 6, 1995. The araw Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: uy yourself. How are you feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case kraker was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia parang buriko 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia parang buriko 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia parang buriko 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault riple and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. You have to get to L.A, and ipakita everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: You know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I pag-ibig you all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He sinabi he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't you think you had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell you how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are you a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* You okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped sa pamamagitan ng the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded sa pamamagitan ng other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did you hear in the office when you tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but you changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, you caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, you know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time you even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got you that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? You seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the parang buriko visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to petsa her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be mga kaibigan with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* You tell her what you think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, you already sinabi that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutos later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their susunod assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* You cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger sinabi he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He sinabi you were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with you now, but if you keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have you fired!...
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