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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will ilipat onto bigger shit from now.


oras : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want you to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only you and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or what *keeps hoof at gun*
Joel - wait... Now.
Damien - *opens doors and aims at civilians* On the grounds fucking trash.
Junkie - *points gun at Damien*
Joel - *blows his head with shotgun*
Damien - Anyone else gonna try to fight us? On the grounds you degenerates!
*everyone got on ground*
Steven - it's this destroyed building. Let's go *breaks lock*
FI - Those guys are possibly high as fuck. Shoot about 5 of them and leave rest be - scare them.
Damien - *shoots at Ponies* Woooo hooooo!
Joel - That's a warning.
parang buriko - Yo why why us.
Steven - That's for stealing from Dimitri *KO's one of them*
Damien - Pack the cocaine fast.
-5 minutos later-
Damien - *close van doors* Nicley done.



FI - OK guys fresh info from Dimitri listien to this tape.

Dimitri - Good araw my underlings. I want to make a deal. I will pay the whole debt you are in if you gonna do jobs for me. They won't take long and you will bring me millions to offshore account. You guys are good so I want to follow up on it. Firstly I want you to be my watchman's for money delivery. After that we will work out what you can do. I hope you will accept the payment in debt paying. For to-hoof payment You can take anything you want from places I send you - Jewellery, Money or even drugs and weapons. Be creative. Oh and Canterlot is mainly my city don't try to steal from my shit. But I hope Ja- I mean Friendly Info will tell you what's mine and what you can steal. I hope it's a start of great co-operation.







TBC
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* You sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are you talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the tuktok of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking pasulong to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do you want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: You have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, sa pamamagitan ng having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help you with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican parang buriko 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican parang buriko 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, you have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed sa pamamagitan ng the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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Jeff was soon sitting susunod to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying you were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the araw February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did you think of Gordon's actions when he told you to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: You can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if you will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset sa pamamagitan ng what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When you say surprised, do you mean like an angry kind of surprised, or just surprised?
Jeff:...
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