ang pakikipagkaibigan munting parang buriko ay mahika Article: The Heist : Episode 6

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dimitri - Do you liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... You guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left you some heavy armor to wear. You gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so you know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't ilipat an inch and everything will be OKAY.

Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - uy new how is it in our group?
Steven - Safe... I guess.
Damien - Safe?
Steven - You think better than lobo Pack. You do less extreme stuff yet you gain madami money than them.
Damien. - I think this is our charm.
Joel - Heh.
FI - Our planning is better - they plan on spot we have everything ready - enterance, mid-robbery and escape plan A and B.
Damien - We have escape plan A and B here?
FI - If you get stopped mid road between cities you get away with van that is following you all that time with money. Plan B is burning money and getting the fuck away with a heli.
Steven - Burning money?
FI - In fact this is only a decoy 5% of real money. So it won't hurt Dimitri account to burn it.
Damien - I see...
??? - EPD stop the car!
FI - uh oh guys road check if they open the back use silenced MP-5s to kill them.
Driver - What is it?
Police - What are you having back there.
Driver - Meat Officer.
Police - I see... Your back light is broken.
Driver - Someone broke it.
FI - from cameras I see now. It's a set up prepare for SWAT... Now!
SWAT - *open back doors*
Damien, Joel, Steven - *shoot the SWAT Units*
Driver - *takes out shotgun and shoots Police*
Dimitri - God fucking damnit, how they know about it!
FI - Yo they are sending Special Operations on your ass!
van Driver - I'm there in 2 minutes.
Truck Driver - Well I'm outta here take the money
Damien - *takes money out*
*truck drives away after changing thr plates*
FI - Okay gang. Time for showdown. ipakita those Spec Ops who is boss in here.
Damien - *take bulletproof glass on and grabs Miniguns* HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!
FI - They are bringing SWAT Tank.
Steven - *takes RPG* got it.
FI - They gonna try to break to you
Joel - *takes tactical Shield*
Dimitri - You like that Equipment! Go wild boys! Ammo is on me!!

*after 20 minutes*

Driver - OK road is clear I'm coming!
Damien - Put the money Inside.

*another 6 hours of driving*
Damien - *sleeps*
Joel - *play cards with Steven*
Driver - That dont look friendly...
Dimitri - Ah damn enemy Mafia in front... Yo gang clean them up.
Joel - *puts on mask and wakes up Damien* job is ending.
Damien - Huh... Oh *puts on mask and takes AKM-S*
Steven - *puts on mask and open doors*
Joel - uy there!
Mafioso - Huh *turns around* Oh shit ITS SKULL GANG!
Damien - Get dunked on! *shoots Mafiosos*
Joel - *shoots aswell*
Steven - *ends last Mafioso life*
Dimitri - Good ipakita boys! You are one great group of stalion! You gonna do one madami thing for me and I pay your debt ok? For now rest and use some madami mares! Live like kings boys - you deserve it!

TBC

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Tirek's Lamentations

posted by mariofan14

Why has my only brother joined up with the enemy? Why has Scorpan betrayed me? His aid should have been vital in my conquests against those weak mortals, but he had many other thoughts, all that hurt me hard. Why has he forsaken me to the princesses?! Damn you, Scorpan! You are not my brother!

I had a goal in mind. I wanted to conquer the entire world, turning it into what it should be: a world under my order and rule, making the mortals' lives a living hell. But the fight against the princesses ruined everything! It was because of their cowardice that banished me to the pits of Tartarus, just...

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papillon Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is Papillon

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police parang buriko 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police parang buriko 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, you will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies escorted the prisoners to the harbor where...

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW taon ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some mga baril into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I pag-ibig Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....

Merry pasko

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This Will Be The araw - RWBY [PMV]

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On The Block Episode 8 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Aina was Pagsulat down a pasko list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the susunod episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like you during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...

On The Block Episode 8 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game ipakita wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real kamalig burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have bahaghari Dash with...

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On The Block Episode 7 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

asno asno Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring bahaghari Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic bahaghari as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the asno asno Inn. It's got a secret strip club run sa pamamagitan ng two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the araw Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. Part 2

posted by Canada24

AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. You need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew you your whole life.
Saten: You mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew you your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.
Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

bahaghari Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, bahaghari Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi bahaghari Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't you see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are you going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...

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Crystal Gleam Vs. Rarity

posted by Dragon-88

Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.

Blazin' Blue, whom I know you know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some sinabi "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed sa pamamagitan ng the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around sa pamamagitan ng herself to discover madami on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. You have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...

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My Little Reviews:Rainbow Rocks

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Oh meh gawd. This was the best movie since Frozen. And still, I just like nagyelo for like two days. But this. This. This is a masterpiece. A BUCKING MASTERPIECE. It was like--and then--and she--and they--and her--and she said--and OH MY BUCKING GOD. What does this movie mean for S5? I mean, seriously, number one, HOW THE HELL DID TWILIGHT GET THE MIRROR INTO HER CASTLE? I mean, did she like, say, "Oh hey, Celestia, can I come over and steal that mirror?" and then was she like "Okay Twilight" and they just did that? Or like did she have a normal mirror and make it magic with a spell? Well, I...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks ipinapakita up susunod to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to ipakita up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted madami weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do you have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners you got. They made...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: You know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give you another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad you think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bulstrode

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the parang buriko that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.

Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 63 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed sa pamamagitan ng Coffee Creme in her engine.

Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.

Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told sa pamamagitan ng Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 62 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
Donut: Ugh! What?!
Gorodn: You're late!
Donut: I know. It's that...

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Blue Fedora's Story 3

posted by AquaMarine6663

Blue Fedora was waiting outside the tindahan for Dragon Spout to arrive. He looked at the telephone pole that was right outside his shop. He examined a sign. It read:

Missing: Moon Dust
Blue unicorn mare with blue eyes and indigo mane
If found, please ulat to Princess Luna IMMEDIATELY

Blue Fedora was quickly pulled away from the poster. "There's no time to be pagbaba free tuta posters! C'mon! we're wasting time!" sinabi Dragon Spout. He sighed, and followed her.
"So, what's the plan?" he said. Dragon spout looked at him. "We ask any, and every unicorn if they know a fireproof spell." she said. "but...

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Crystal parang buriko

added by Basket_Case

Source: My Little Brony