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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do you liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... You guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left you some heavy armor to wear. You gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so you know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't ilipat an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - uy new how is it in our group?
Steven - Safe... I guess.
Damien - Safe?
Steven - You think better than lobo Pack. You do less extreme stuff yet you gain madami money than them.
Damien. - I think this is our charm.
Joel - Heh.
FI - Our planning is better - they plan on spot we have everything ready - enterance, mid-robbery and escape plan A and B.
Damien - We have escape plan A and B here?
FI - If you get stopped mid road between cities you get away with van that is following you all that time with money. Plan B is burning money and getting the fuck away with a heli.
Steven - Burning money?
FI - In fact this is only a decoy 5% of real money. So it won't hurt Dimitri account to burn it.
Damien - I see...
??? - EPD stop the car!
FI - uh oh guys road check if they open the back use silenced MP-5s to kill them.
Driver - What is it?
Police - What are you having back there.
Driver - Meat Officer.
Police - I see... Your back light is broken.
Driver - Someone broke it.
FI - from cameras I see now. It's a set up prepare for SWAT... Now!
SWAT - *open back doors*
Damien, Joel, Steven - *shoot the SWAT Units*
Driver - *takes out shotgun and shoots Police*
Dimitri - God fucking damnit, how they know about it!
FI - Yo they are sending Special Operations on your ass!
van Driver - I'm there in 2 minutes.
Truck Driver - Well I'm outta here take the money
Damien - *takes money out*
*truck drives away after changing thr plates*
FI - Okay gang. Time for showdown. ipakita those Spec Ops who is boss in here.
Damien - *take bulletproof glass on and grabs Miniguns* HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!
FI - They are bringing SWAT Tank.
Steven - *takes RPG* got it.
FI - They gonna try to break to you
Joel - *takes tactical Shield*
Dimitri - You like that Equipment! Go wild boys! Ammo is on me!!

*after 20 minutes*

Driver - OK road is clear I'm coming!
Damien - Put the money Inside.

*another 6 hours of driving*
Damien - *sleeps*
Joel - *play cards with Steven*
Driver - That dont look friendly...
Dimitri - Ah damn enemy Mafia in front... Yo gang clean them up.
Joel - *puts on mask and wakes up Damien* job is ending.
Damien - Huh... Oh *puts on mask and takes AKM-S*
Steven - *puts on mask and open doors*
Joel - uy there!
Mafioso - Huh *turns around* Oh shit ITS SKULL GANG!
Damien - Get dunked on! *shoots Mafiosos*
Joel - *shoots aswell*
Steven - *ends last Mafioso life*
Dimitri - Good ipakita boys! You are one great group of stalion! You gonna do one madami thing for me and I pay your debt ok? For now rest and use some madami mares! Live like kings boys - you deserve it!





TBC
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Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* You sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are you talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the tuktok of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking pasulong to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do you want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: You have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, sa pamamagitan ng having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help you with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican parang buriko 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican parang buriko 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, you have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed sa pamamagitan ng the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting susunod to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying you were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the araw February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did you think of Gordon's actions when he told you to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: You can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if you will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset sa pamamagitan ng what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When you say surprised, do you mean like an angry kind of surprised, or just surprised?
Jeff:...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: Original Owners
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, google larawan
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling madami coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is madami like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the parang buriko Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a puwang station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: uy you. Are you Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do you want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What you just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please apoy me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't apoy you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and applejack gather the rest of the main six.

But first applejack had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and sinabi it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity sinabi finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" applejack insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the susunod to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
bahaghari Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought you two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have you two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your mga kaibigan back to life.
Applejack: Will you get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....
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