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The story starts off at AppleJack's farm, at cider season. AJ not allowing Derpy, Sword and Saten to have any cider.

"No madami cider guys.. It has a risk of having alcohol." The blonde parang buriko said.

Saten: So?

"Well 91% of all drunk based chaos are caused sa pamamagitan ng you three." AppleJack replied.

Derpy, Saten and Sword all cheer and high five.

"Not what I meant. We need designated drivers." AppleJack said, and pulls out jar.

"You know the drill.. Whoever gets the black egg."

The three stick their hands in.

Sword: (sees it) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Hey you got it." Saten said, pointing the already obvious.

During a party later, Sword suffers alcohol withdraw, squeezing his short blonde hair.

Worse yet, the parang buriko verison of Duffman awards him a huge duff. For "being a wild party animal.. To the point of murdering 14 people".

Sword screamed "I CAN'T! I'M THE DESIGNATED DRIVER!"

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THAT NIGHT:

"Thanks Sword.. Remember my car tomorrow." Saten sinabi while drunk. It's confusing in that sense. They are still ponies, but they drive cars. Guess it's just easier for me,

Sword: Yes.. Tomorrow.. Mm,mm, mwaha, (drives off) WAHAHAHAHA!

"Thanks for understanding." Saten sad drunkly, and stumbles to his and Trixie's house.

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Two months later...

Saten is putting up Have You Seen Me? signs.

Trixie: Well susunod time don't leave your car with a man who once jumped out a window to avoid being interviewed.

Saten: I could hardly see straight, Trix.

Dinky: Any luck uncle Saten?

Saten: Sorry, kiddo

Limo parks by, the drver opens trunk to pull out a hungover Sword

Driver: Here we are, Mr. Sword

Sword: Thanks my man..

Saten: Sword, where's my car?!

Master Sword (shaking): All l remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova. Or maybe it was a kalye corner.

Saten: So you Nawawala my car eh? I oughta to manuntok you, but I can't do it in front of Trix-

Trixie: (punches Sword)

Trixie: Take that!

Derpy (flies over, Glaze there with her): Saten, you got a letter.

Glaze: From the city of New York

Saten (reads): My car is illagally parked in New York!? 72 hours to remedy this!?

Glaze: Yay, new york!

Saten: Well... I'll miss that car.

Glaze: Why?

Saten: I don't like New York sis.

Glaze: You can't judge a place you've never been to

Saten: (sighs) I have been there.. lt's time l told you about a chapter of my life l hoped would be closed forever. l was on my way to the Harrisburg amerikana Outlet to buy an irregular amerikana but it required a stopover in New York City.

(Saten has his bag stolen, so tells a cop who also robs him).

(Eating, Saten sees a sign pagbaba 'Crime up 8 million percent')

Trixie: Trixie: Well of coarse your have a bad expirence if you focus on all the bad stuff.

Saten: (no reply).

Glaze: Oh I pag-ibig New York, I use to do concerts there when I sang

Saten: Really?

Glaze: Yes.

Saten: Fine.

Glaze: We can all go.

Saten: Fine

Saten: ... (throws wallet into the fire).

Trixie: What are you doing!?

Saten: They're not getting my license!

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER

Saten: I hate city buses..

Glaze: I just think we should've paid the extra $1.50 and gotten a bus with restrooms

Derpy: I can't feel my legs. (punches them)

Trixie: Derpy, they belong to the man behind you

(an unusally tall man stands and glares at her).

Derpy: ... (puppy eyes)

Man: ... (sits back down)

The girls are n awe of NY.

Saten: This isn't a vacation girls, just coming for my car.

Trixie: We're gonna enjoy the city

Saten: l don't wanna spend one extra segundo in this urban death maze. I just wanna find it and get the fuck out of here.

Trixie: We'll meet you here at 5

Saten: (sighs, and flies off).

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Glaze goes into record store looking for her own CD's.

Glaze: So basically I quit cause I didn't make money

Cashier (uninterested): Uh huh

Glaze: But the most popular was bahaghari Factory.

Cashier: You buying it not?

Glaze: ... Fine, how much?

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Saten is biting at carboot

(Saten: Come on off, you motherfucker!)

Guy 1: Hey, When you're done With that, l got something up here you can bite onl

Guy 2: Hey, why don't you be polite, you stinkin' pus bag! Pal, you gotta call that number on the boot.
Sorry about that guy. They stick all the jerks in Tower One.

Guy 1: That's it! l'm comin' over there!

Guy 2: Why don't you come over here!

Guy 1: l got something for you!

Guy 3: SHUT UP, THE BOTH OF YOUS

Saten: (calls pay phone)

Woman: Thank you for calling the parking violations bureau. To plead not guilty, please press 1.

Saten: (presses it)

Woman: Thank you. Your plea has been- - Rejected.

Saten: Damn it.

Woman: You will be assessed the full fine plus a small- Large lateness penalty.
Please wait sa pamamagitan ng your vehicle between 9:00 pm and 5:00 pm for parking officer Steve- - Grabowski.

Saten (hangs up angrily): They expect me to sit here from 9:00 to 5:00? That's- How many hours? Ten, 1 1, denominator- Oh! Where's Trixie when you need her?!

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Trixie: (on the subway with Glaze and Derpy)

Trixie: Here's a better idea. You give me your address, and l'll write to you.

Bum: Okay, just send it to Jesus... here at the Pentagon!

Trixie: Are we there yet?

Glaze: Not yet.

Derpy (holding empty can): Ladies and gentlemen, l'm sorry to disturb your pleasant ride but unlike yourselves, l was born without taste buds.

Derpy: Allow me to demonstrate. (Licks the railing) (shivers) the shit I do for money.. Thank you for your time, free change?

Trixie (pulls her away): Your really something aren't you?

Derpy: uy I needed cash.

Glaze: Ask them if they heard bahaghari Factory.

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They girls are onto of the Statue of Liberty.

Trixie: Look at the bangka of immigrents.

Derpy: Yeah.. (voice heard from statue) BEAT IT DOUCHEBAGS! COUNTRY'S FULL!

Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.

The immigrents groan in disappointment.

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Saten: I'll take a hot dog.

Guy: No hot dog, Khlav Kalash

Saten: Fine.. (has one) (takes bunch of drinks) Have a bathroom?

Guy: Not bathroom. Tower. (points up) Tower!

Saten: Grrr, I can't leave, why did I drink all of it?.. Screw it. (flies up to tuktok tower)

Saten finds the bathroom out of order.

Saten: (flies to susunod building but window locked) Damn it! (runs down, pushing though crowd to elivator)

WindWaker430: (calmly) How frightfully rude, I hope someone stabs him in the eye.

Saten: OOOOOOOOOOOOO, YEEEES! HEAVENLY! ... (sees the parking officer guy from window) No!

Officer leaves tickey

Saten: NNNOOOOOOOOOO-

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Trixie: (hears it) Guess we're gonna be leaving soon.

Glaze: Yeah.

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Saten: Failure to wait sa pamamagitan ng car!? $250?!

Saten: Fuck you New York! I'm leaving one way or another!

Saten gets in car and drives it the boot still on.

Saten: Hahah- Ow! Hahah- Ow!

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Driver: WATCH THE ROAD!

Biker hit sa pamamagitan ng sinabi driver: YEAH YOU JACKASS!

Saten: Shut up! SHUT UP!

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He finds a jackhammer and uses it to remove the boot sa pamamagitan ng force, causing traffic jam.

Saten: WHOO! Thanks for your patience everyone!

(gunshot)

Saten: (screams and drives off).

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The girls continue to have a far madami pleasent expirence.

Glaze: I pag-ibig New York.

Derpy: Yeah.. Free pot. (puts bag in cartoon pocket).

Trixie (sees the car): Uh oh, here he comes.

Saten: Alrght, get in.

The three get in. They drive off in the half destoried car.

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(Frank Sinatra's New York, New York plays).

Glaze: What a magical city. Can we come back susunod year?

Saten (wild eyed): (garbage hits him in face).

Saten (tranquil fury): We'll see sis. We'll see.





I'll end the season here.. Not sure where else to go from here..
posted by mariofan14
*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great araw in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. sa pamamagitan ng day, they would be filled with energy. sa pamamagitan ng night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...
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I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: You shall work with bahaghari Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want you two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with you all the way.

So the two of us went toward a tindahan that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, you steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...
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 Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane parang buriko in the segundo story to take out his heavy machine gun and open apoy at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to ilipat the toresilya and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action riple and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun sa pamamagitan ng a few feet. 
 bahaghari Dash in corner
Rainbow Dash in corner
"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" bahaghari Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the kahel filly says to her sister. "And! .....if you get out of kama I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus sinabi with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her bahaghari sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...
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 Yes I did make a pamagat screen! :D
Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the nakaraan H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so bahaghari Dash appeared,...
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Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: mansanas bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes bahaghari dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't you just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after pagbaba creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a tsokolate rain cloud, squeezed it, and tsokolate gatas came into the glass. As he threw the ulap to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. You need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord or else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
posted by btflash
Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a listahan of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I pag-ibig music. It's my absolute paborito part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this listahan rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical music rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any parang buriko that would attempt...
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", sinabi Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed sa pamamagitan ng the kastilyo and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", sinabi reyna Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every parang buriko in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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bahaghari Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are YOU lovely pegasus?" bahaghari Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" bahaghari scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. bahaghari looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time bahaghari Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So you recongize me sa pamamagitan ng my colours eh?" bahaghari nodded. Then she...
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posted by jordy_dash
Welcome to the Royal Mare, we are glad to announce that the tagahanga windwakerguy, has made us a logo, thanks wind! You made Emmy proud! Time for News! The hit role play "revolution" was released a few days nakaraan and has already hit the 500 posts mark! It has gone in to become the new roleplay of the club! Having tonnes of posts each araw Check it out! For a brilliant idea sa pamamagitan ng our friend nocturnal mirage!
Our friend wind waker has made another role play, it is the fable rp, you decide how your oc/hero acts, in a way like fable! It has a good concept and can be fun, in other wind waker news,he called...
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in a dark part of the land,moans and screams could be heard as the barriers surrounding the creatures are slowly being penetrated,being banged over and over again sa pamamagitan ng the arms of the species

Boom...

Bang...

Crack!

at last the fence that held the monsters inside are broken and they are set free...free to go where they wanted...and do their eternal mission: to-k i l l a l l p o n i e s w h o h a d t h e m a r k!
~~~ ~~~ ~~~
Gasp!

Celestia awoke from her slumber,she sat up from her kama panting constantly,cold sweat dripping down from her face and a look of terror shown on her features "w-what...? n-nooo...they...
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The last solstice

Chapter 41: Power through deceit


Luna walked over to the edge of the balcony with casual steps. She looked down to the place where her own sister vanished from her sight a moment ago, then burst out in a mad laughter.

“Ha ha ha ha ha!” she tittered maniacally. “Justice is served!”

A segundo later, something slit through the air with a loud swish, and a circular metal object pierced her chest. Luna gaped, her features revealing surprise and disbelief. Her eyes traveled downwards to see what caused the pain. She discovered with shock, that it was her own royal seal, she...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really pag-ibig shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier sa pamamagitan ng window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...
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posted by flippy_fan210
If you don't like/know creepypasta, you won't like this.



Jeff entered the mansion in the middle of the night. He was covered in blood, as usual and a few scratch marks were on his arms from victims struggling. He grabbed a bagel and a can of serbesa and walked up to Ben's room.

"Hey Jeff, don't touch anything." Ben sinabi as Jeff entered the room. He was playing Pokemon Red version on his gameboy with his left hand while playing Skyrim with his right.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Why did Slendy make us roomates anyway?"

"Because we can't kill each other, I can go into any technology and you're-"

Jeff interrupted...
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