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'Well what are you gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the pagkain what do you expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' sinabi Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If you can kindly follow me,' sinabi Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large mesa filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the mesa and threw each other out of the way to eat. 'NO!!! NEÍN!! QUÉ NO!!!' yelled Richard, 'We don't rudely get here to eat the pagkain like.............animals...' Skipper then gave a big slap to both Rico and Kowalski. 'I'm sorry about their behaviour your majesty, please forgive me,' sinabi Skipper, kneeling at Richard's feet. 'Okay, but please don't grabbel in fear at my prescence, it makes you all look pathetic,' sinabi Richard, helping Skipper up onto a chair. Private leaned over and whispered to Skipper. 'I don't like this fellow very much, he's ungrateful, and fierce,' whispered Private.
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'Don't worry too much, as long as we don't piss him off okay?' suggested Skipper. He looked over and saw a female ibong dagat head to Richard and whisper. Skipper then got in his flirty mood. 'Helloooo.... Who's this Richard?' asked Skipper. 'That's my wife Kat,' sinabi Richard. Then Skipper felt guilty and stopped smiling, he blushed. 'My mistake sir,' sinabi Skipper. Kat giggled at Richard, but she frowned at Skipper. 'Uh, Skipper, you should ask if the girl is dating or married before you ask her out,' sinabi Kowalski, sitting in a seat. Julien also noticed Kat but ignored her because she was a ibong dagat also. Richard then made a gesture to a servant. 'Alright filthy mammals, you can go to the spa now to get cleaned up, follow Lily please,' sinabi Richard. Lily frowned at Marlene and headed to another room, not to be seen ever again until later. Private then grabbed a cup of tsaa from the table. 'I mean, let's just have jokes now, like, ooh!! The British are so stupid, they try to claim all this land just to lose it, what a waste ain't it?' asked Richard, then Private tried his best not to crush his teacup. 'Or maybe you sir, you look so, old school in that uniform,' sinabi Julien. Skipper tried to make Julien shut up but he continued. 'And you have the most stupid look on your face when you're mad at someone,' continued Julien. 'Go on, tell me how stupid the richest being in the world is,' growled Richard. 'And your wife is really retarded too,' sinabi Julien.
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Richard then held Kat back when she tried to shoot at Julien with her gun, after several attempts, she gave up and cried. 'Calm down love, you can't kill a guest, even though he or she is a total assclown, and Julien, you don't talk to a man's wife like that, you can go to the spa like your other friends, or have a swordfight with me later!!' yelled Richard, holding Kat closely and stroking her head. 'Look what you did Julien!! Now you angered the leader of our birthcountry!! That wasn't funny!!' yelled Private. Guards soon grabbed Julien, and threw him into the spa room. Lily came back and sat susunod to Skipper, smiling. 'Missed me Skippy?' asked Lily. 'Yeah, I kinda did, and we're all fine right now,' sinabi Skipper. Rico then barfed up a radio with pag-ibig music and Skipper blushed. 'You wanna grab a dance Skippy?' asked Lily, holding Skipper's flippers. He nodded and danced with Lily. 'Ahhh, the youngest of loves, warms me up a lot really,' sinabi Richard, smiling and rocking back and forth on his chair. 'Does it warm you up enough to forgive Julien or accept the mammals?' asked Kowalski. 'Not really, I'm still gonna kill Julien for insulting me and my wife,' stated Richard. 'What's happening at the spa anyways Richard?' asked Private. 'They're having a good time I bet,' sinabi Richard.
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Marlene had sat in the bathtub, relaxing her muscles for hours. She only found one thing odd, first of all, she noticed she had already eaten 5 plates of pagkain ibingiay to her, secondly, the members at the spa were always quick with their actions. 'This is kinda suspicious, how come I've been here for too long? It's freaking me out!!' yelled Marlene. She then sank her head in the water and tried to look for an exit, she found only one door, but it was tightly locked, so she gave up and decided to sink into the water until she felt better. 'What the heck's gonna happen to me if I stay any longer?!' yelled Marlene, then she passed out in fear. Julien fared better, since he had no suspicion at all, he relaxed like there was no araw tomorow, as did Mort and Maurice. 'This is relaxing right your highness?' asked Maurice. 'Of course it is silly, the staff is so quick with everything they do here,' sinabi Julien. They all sighed in relaxation, except Mort, who dropped a shampoo bottle in the bathtub, and on his head. 'Ouchies!!' yelled Mort in irritation.
Kowalski: Ok... right step, then left... then right again... *Starts humming*

Learning the latest song that he heard on his portable radio, Kowalski is learning how to dance and sing to a salsa beat.

Kowalski: Now spin... *Slips* AHH!

Unluckily, Kowalski isn't the best dancer in the world. (At least he's trying!) XD

Kowalski: *Rubs head* I think I should put on a madami classical piece.

He reaches for the dial of the old radio and switches it to channel 93.7 F.M, a channel that plays only classical melodies. Pachelbel's Canon begins to play, and Kowalski gets up, dusts himself off, and dances again....
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posted by have64
Epilogue

Place: Somewhere hidden in the zoo.
Time:11:25 am

Have:Hey Rico, You needed me?

Rico: ehy sjadgldyusdascsdk.(Hey Have I dare you to dive in this goo, i think it is.)

Have:...No.

Rico: ucfaucfdsahvfihsdiu.(I'll give you $10.)

Have:OK. :D
(Have dives in goo.)
Have: give me my $10

(Rico regurgitate $10)

Part1
Place:Central Park Zoo(Penguin habitat)
Time:11:30
Have:Hey Kowalski.

(Kowalski turns around)
Kowalski:what is that on you?

Have:I don't know but someone dared me to dive into a pool of goo for $10 and I wanted to know if it's radioactive or not.

(Kowalski scan Have's body and poke the remaining goo with a stick)
Kowalski:Oh Man!

(Kowalski leaded Have to the Lab)

Private:What's wrong with Have?

Kowalski:Someone dared Have to dive into strange goo..That..I..can't figure out...

Skipper: Who would do such a thing?!

(Rico Looked guilty)

Kowalski:Anyway we should go on the day.

(End of part one part two coming soon.)
posted by Icicle1penguin
Icicle's Log.
1300 hrs.

We have a small problem. Skipper got back on duty, and ya know what? He couldn't even keep up with his team! HE COULD'NT EVEN KEEP UP WITH ME! Wow, since when did I run faster then Skipper?

In training today, when they battle each other like they usually do, EVERYONE BEAT HIM! Even Kowalski! I didn't want to send Catherine in...I'm afraid of the results. O_O

Kowalski thinks he just need madami rest. Most of us agrees, but Hannah say he's out of training. I mean, getting hit in the noggen and loosing all feeling in the legs for 2 months. I don't blame her!

Catherine thinks...
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as midnight drawed near.3 baboons were ready to put a spell on marlene's pool.
dela:ok gals ready.
jane:ready.
dela:ok pool of water hear my plee turn into bleach for you and me and now hear this.your powers will fade with true loves kiss."
the water turns to bleach and the trio leave.when morning hits.
marlene:well it a perfet araw I think I'll take a dip in my pool.
marlene swems for a while and gets out but is bleached sa pamamagitan ng the pool's spell.
meanwhile.
skipper:ok kowalski do you have a three?
kowalski:yes privete do you have a....
but before kowalski compleats his iksamen julion comes in.
skipper:RINGTIAL...
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posted by Bluepenguin
Arrogance in step, Kowalski enters the zoo after leaving Ester at the park. His "bad boy levels" are increasing, and thoughts of destruction and mad stunts entertain Kowalski's mind.

Kowalski's Thoughts: Maybe I should go "redecorate" the lemur habitat, ipakita 'em whose king in this zoo.

At The HQ:
Skipper: PRIVATE!!!! Hurry up!!!
Private: I can't find anything, Skippa!!!

Private scatters Kowalski's equipment everywhere, trying to find something labeled with a drawing of the antidote.

Private's Thoughts: What if I can't find anything to fix Kowalski? Oh dear!

Private trips on something lying on the...
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posted by Bluepenguin
Writen By: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Ester: Soooo... what do you want to do today, sweety?
Rico: o_o

Ester scoots closer to Rico on the park bench with the most overly-fangirled face.

Ester: I know! We can go watch a romantic movie in the Zoovenier shop! How about, "Animal Romance"?
Rico: O_O
Rico's Thoughts: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!
Ester: Hmm, you're right. Maybe we'll go see it later. I'll get some snow cones, while you stay here!

Ester leaves the bench and Rico tries hysterically to escape, but his new "E + R" T-shirt is caught on one of the loose nails of the bench....
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j:forget about that guy forget the way you fell into his eyes forget about his charms forget about the way he held you in his arms...walking on air's obnankchens the trills the chills will make you noashehs and you'll never get eneth just forget about love...forget about romance forget about the way your puso begins to dance..then you feel the blash when he's spouting out some santamentel mosh pag-ibig relly is revolting it's even worse then when your molting eneth of this floff just forget about love
m:I had almost forgeten the way it felt when he held out his hand for mine my puso all a-flatter...
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posted by skipperfan5431
The penguins arrive at Universal. " Okay team, important tanong time. WHAT SHOULD WE RIDE FIRST!?" Cried Skipper excitedly. " The Mummy!" Rico and Lilly shout in unison, followed sa pamamagitan ng a hi-5. " The Simpsons!" Add Private and Kowalski. The two opposing couples get into eachothers faces and get into a slap fight! =)! " I agree with the pretty penguin, and the crazy one!" Says a walang tiyak na layunin voice. It was Julien. Aka, the stow-away. " What the.... Ugh. Okay Ring-tail. Im not even going to ask how in sam-heck you got here." sinabi Skipper in an annoyed tone while he put a flipper to his forehead. " Let's...
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posted by CoolNala
Part 2 - hayop ng oter Duties

When we last left the story, Leah, who was revealed to be 005, Dr. Blowhole's Apprentice, was about to have a conversation with her boss. Leah was just a costume, and she revealed her true form.
It was a lot like the disguise, but she had a purple scar going across your left eye, and had some weaponry around the utility sinturon that was on her waist.
Blowhole: "What kept you so long, 005? I was worried that those four pen-gu-ins had gotten you already."
005: "You didn't need to worry about me, Blowhole."
Blowhole: "So, what's this all important intel you have?"
005: "Well, you...
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posted by JediPenguin16
I had this idea...it festered, it made characters, it implanted itself into my subconscience, and now, I bring it to you.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue reds and browns and yellows began to commandeer the green of the leaves, yet summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon; heat.
Too much heat, in fact, than even the madagascar and Africa faring penguins could take. Standin on thier "iceburg" they waved to the few visitors, exhausted. Even taking a dip in the pool wasn't helping, the cooling units had broken in the heat, and all the "cool" had...
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A Skilene-Filled September
Scenario 2: “Dating Practice”
Thursday, September 2, 2010


Just shy of nine months since she had gone on that infamous petsa with Fred, Marlene chuckled to herself as she recalled the whole escapade. She found it funny that she had found him funny, only to learn too soon that her “Bobo” was just a run-of-the-mill buffoon. In fact, she had all but sworn off dating ever again the very susunod day.

But could she truly hold out on dating again forever? Marlene soon pondered such a question.

Forever certainly is an awfully long time,” she then thought to herself. “Maybe...
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After watching Driven to the Brink, I NEEDED to write this. Enjoy!


Skipper walked through the dark zoo alone. It was well after midnight. He was tired after a long araw of training, but he had to make sure the rest of the team was asleep. Especially Kowalski.

"Doris!" He whispered, "I'm here!" A head poked out of the dolpin tank. Doris looked around, clearly nervous. "Are you alone?" she asked. Skipper nodded.
Doris looked relieved. "Remember, we can't let ANYONE know about this. They could tell Kowalski!"

"No one will know," Skipper promised.

"Are you sure we're doing the right thing here?...
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Kowalski’s beak hurt.

He was afraid of the dentist, and had been putting it off for some time now. He saw a zoo ad for “Painless Dentistry” and decided to give it a go. After all, if it was painless, it might help him get over his fear of dentists. He walked into the waiting room. The sign read that the dentist was out at twelve o’clock. It was eleven fifty now.

In the back, Skipper is putting away his instruments. His secretary, Marlene, buzzed in.

“There’s one madami customer to see you, Skipper. Kowalski Houseman. He says its an emergency.”

“Houseman, you say? Kowalski?” he...
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posted by beastialmoon
Master of Puppets

Hey, its time for a new chapter! Hope you all like it! It’s one of my longest yet, seeing as this is one of the Longest (and best) rock songs of all time.

Lulu told them why she was here. “My habitat in Hoboken is damaged, and I’m staying here for a spell.”
“We’re happy to have you back, Lulu. It seems Phil is rather excited.” Skipper said. Eyes turned on Phil, who was busy halik Lulus feet. He stopped, blushed, and backed into the crowd.

I’m your pinagmulan of self destruction

The penguins rolled away, giving the chimps some alone time. Truth be told, she was doing...
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posted by theWOLFPACK15
 run as fast as you can and don't stop for any reason.
run as fast as you can and don't stop for any reason.
Dark clouds romed the winter night sky of New York. a cold rainy night was coming. Down below in Central Park a mother soro was watching her pup playing up ahead as she walked behind.

"Ok little one, i think its time to head back to the den." The mother sinabi in amuzment as she got close to her kit.

" Aww, but mama its not that late" The kit protested.

"No, but it will rain soon and i don't want to get wet when its this cold out." She pointed out. "now come on." she turned and started to walk the way where their yungib was.


" Okay!" the kit sinabi as she pranced her way beside her mom.

There was silence...
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(These are the first comments I have gotten)
-First comment ever made when I joined myspace, was like a fun greeting-
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Col. Skipper
(Apr. 21,2010 6:55PM):
"1Ah...Blowhole! My arch nemesis!
Finally made an account I see...It's obvious that weare NOT friends!"
•__________________
-That was a wounderful welcoming was it not? Ahahaha...anyways,
Yet that was not such a bother this was-
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Lyn Cassady
(Apr. 22,2010 7:55PM):
*Cassady smirks* "Well....never thought I'd see you here."
•_____________________
-I got suspisous knowing I did not know...
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posted by krazy4kowalski
Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having tsaa with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a segundo ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are you doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did you find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, you know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make...
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It was a warm morning in the New York zoo.
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.

The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.

And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.

And sa pamamagitan ng all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.

"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T YOU WORK?" Skipper yelled.

"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the tuktok bunk.

"CUPIT??" Private sinabi and woke up and noticed he was halik his pillow.

"zzzz" Rico snored.

"Oh hello boys, why are you guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.

"Hrmm. I'm sure you know.." Kowalski mumbled.

"Well, since you soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"

Private pretended to sleep again.

Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost Nawawala a flipper...
OPERATION: tahanan SWEET HOME
CHAPTER THREE
~ Of Thursday and the Times ~


“All right, men, none of us want to see Marlene shipped out of here, so we need to come up with the right plan to block it,” Skipper declared as he took his upuan at the mesa with the other penguins. “I want to hear every possible option.”

Rico grinned at the thought of every possible option, and promptly regurgitated a stick of dynamite.

“Kaboom! Kaboom!” he mumbled as he pulled the stick from his mouth. “Ha, ha, ha!”

Skipper shook his head.

“I like your attitude, Rico,” he said, “but what would we blow...
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posted by skipperluvs
Well, it is 1:52 AM and I am so freaking bored. What does an may-akda like myself do? She writes a story. So, I was drawing something for Deviant Art, and for some reason, I just got that idea stuck in my head…so…Here ya go! Please Review, and give me ideas for future chats you'd like me to post on here, thanks! -^_^-

So here are the chat names!

Skipper: Classified

Kowalski: Einstein2

Rico: Kablamoo

Private: LittleWinky

Julien: RingtailRocks

Maurice: MauriceYO

Mort: IheartFeet

Marlene: Marlene3

Chat Number UNO!

Classified is Online

LittleWinky is Online

LittleWinky: Hey, Skippah!

Classified: -_-!

LittleWinky:...
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