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'Well what are you gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the pagkain what do you expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' sinabi Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If you can kindly follow me,' sinabi Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large mesa filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the mesa and threw each other out of the way to eat. 'NO!!! NEÍN!! QUÉ NO!!!' yelled Richard, 'We don't rudely get here to eat the pagkain like.............animals...' Skipper then gave a big slap to both Rico and Kowalski. 'I'm sorry about their behaviour your majesty, please forgive me,' sinabi Skipper, kneeling at Richard's feet. 'Okay, but please don't grabbel in fear at my prescence, it makes you all look pathetic,' sinabi Richard, helping Skipper up onto a chair. Private leaned over and whispered to Skipper. 'I don't like this fellow very much, he's ungrateful, and fierce,' whispered Private.
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'Don't worry too much, as long as we don't piss him off okay?' suggested Skipper. He looked over and saw a female ibong dagat head to Richard and whisper. Skipper then got in his flirty mood. 'Helloooo.... Who's this Richard?' asked Skipper. 'That's my wife Kat,' sinabi Richard. Then Skipper felt guilty and stopped smiling, he blushed. 'My mistake sir,' sinabi Skipper. Kat giggled at Richard, but she frowned at Skipper. 'Uh, Skipper, you should ask if the girl is dating or married before you ask her out,' sinabi Kowalski, sitting in a seat. Julien also noticed Kat but ignored her because she was a ibong dagat also. Richard then made a gesture to a servant. 'Alright filthy mammals, you can go to the spa now to get cleaned up, follow Lily please,' sinabi Richard. Lily frowned at Marlene and headed to another room, not to be seen ever again until later. Private then grabbed a cup of tsaa from the table. 'I mean, let's just have jokes now, like, ooh!! The British are so stupid, they try to claim all this land just to lose it, what a waste ain't it?' asked Richard, then Private tried his best not to crush his teacup. 'Or maybe you sir, you look so, old school in that uniform,' sinabi Julien. Skipper tried to make Julien shut up but he continued. 'And you have the most stupid look on your face when you're mad at someone,' continued Julien. 'Go on, tell me how stupid the richest being in the world is,' growled Richard. 'And your wife is really retarded too,' sinabi Julien.
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Richard then held Kat back when she tried to shoot at Julien with her gun, after several attempts, she gave up and cried. 'Calm down love, you can't kill a guest, even though he or she is a total assclown, and Julien, you don't talk to a man's wife like that, you can go to the spa like your other friends, or have a swordfight with me later!!' yelled Richard, holding Kat closely and stroking her head. 'Look what you did Julien!! Now you angered the leader of our birthcountry!! That wasn't funny!!' yelled Private. Guards soon grabbed Julien, and threw him into the spa room. Lily came back and sat susunod to Skipper, smiling. 'Missed me Skippy?' asked Lily. 'Yeah, I kinda did, and we're all fine right now,' sinabi Skipper. Rico then barfed up a radio with pag-ibig music and Skipper blushed. 'You wanna grab a dance Skippy?' asked Lily, holding Skipper's flippers. He nodded and danced with Lily. 'Ahhh, the youngest of loves, warms me up a lot really,' sinabi Richard, smiling and rocking back and forth on his chair. 'Does it warm you up enough to forgive Julien or accept the mammals?' asked Kowalski. 'Not really, I'm still gonna kill Julien for insulting me and my wife,' stated Richard. 'What's happening at the spa anyways Richard?' asked Private. 'They're having a good time I bet,' sinabi Richard.
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Marlene had sat in the bathtub, relaxing her muscles for hours. She only found one thing odd, first of all, she noticed she had already eaten 5 plates of pagkain ibingiay to her, secondly, the members at the spa were always quick with their actions. 'This is kinda suspicious, how come I've been here for too long? It's freaking me out!!' yelled Marlene. She then sank her head in the water and tried to look for an exit, she found only one door, but it was tightly locked, so she gave up and decided to sink into the water until she felt better. 'What the heck's gonna happen to me if I stay any longer?!' yelled Marlene, then she passed out in fear. Julien fared better, since he had no suspicion at all, he relaxed like there was no araw tomorow, as did Mort and Maurice. 'This is relaxing right your highness?' asked Maurice. 'Of course it is silly, the staff is so quick with everything they do here,' sinabi Julien. They all sighed in relaxation, except Mort, who dropped a shampoo bottle in the bathtub, and on his head. 'Ouchies!!' yelled Mort in irritation.
posted by Metallica1147
Chapter 3: Meet the Penguins

    The penguins are inside their h.q. taking a break after a long araw of training. Then a little later Brandon and Marlene arrived at the penguin’s habitat.

Knock, knock. Then the door open.

“Hey guys” as she always say.

As the penguins turned around they noticed Marlene was here, and waved to her, but then Private noticed a tall hayop ng oter behind her.

“Marlene who is that behind you,” asked private.

“Oh this is my new roommate Brandon, Brandon this is Skipper Private Kowalski and Rico.”

“Hello,” as Brandon introduce himself.

Then the...
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theres alot of new fans joing the pom fanpop spot alot and they all want to know everyone and some people want to know madami info about one another so i made a litte sevay. its to intorduce you to the new guys. becuse theres abunch of magpabago of abunch of fans asking us who are you and stuff si the survaey is in the bottom

species:
geander:
petsa of birth:
wepons:if you have any
fav sport:
fav sport team:
hobbies:
mood:
other facts:
picture

heres mine
"Kowalski, do you think I should not be on the team?" I sinabi looking up at the tall ibong dagat who was working on his new project.
"What? I would never think that in my life. You belong on the team. Without you who would help me with my inventions." He sinabi chuckling at the fact that I would say something like that. Looking back down at me with a smile. Then turning the smile into a frown when he saw a tear go down my face.
"Whats wrong, Sam?" He sinabi stoping on what he was working on to turn to me.
I was wanting so badly to tell him, but I just could not. Instead, I turned away and waddled out...
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posted by Annacrombie
A new start chapter 5


I arrived back tahanan after sucsessfuly going on my mission. But somthing wasnt right, no-one sinabi hello to me, no-one noticed me until my bag made a noise as i put it on the floor.


Lily waddled in, she looked up at me and and ran towards me hugging me ~ im glad someone apreciated me ~,she started crying, I asked what was going on and i found out that Lily was leaving tomorrow, I started to cry. I didnt want Lily to go, I didnt want anyone to go.


That night Lily fell asleep on my lap then I fell asleep. When i woke up it was 1 oclock ~ i had over slept! ~ and no-one was...
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"I need a screw driver..." Kowalski sinabi annoyed.

"That won't fix it, you'll siksikan it more." Skipper sinabi "How about you unscrew it and put the whole thing back together."

Kowalski wanted to so badly jump up and yell at him saying "I'M THE SMART ONE! I KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS!!!" But he decided not to. And also decided not to take the wrench that Skipper was 'patiently' holding.

Private finally decided to creep to the fridge and grab some breakfast, then sneakily creep back to his bunk and hide under the covers and eat.

"Good morning Private" Skipper said.

Private screamed. "EEEK! Oh uhh.. I thought...
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Ugh. This is me, Nori if you dumbasses don't know who the hell is talking right now. Anyway, I thought to myself in the aqua-theatre. (because we were meant to put on a skill ipakita at that time) that I shouldn't be in the fucking position I was then. I was bored to death, and Blowhole kept biting the trainers and sometimes the trainers thought that relations in the same tanks were a bad influence on each other. But I managed. Until 'That Day.' Oh, was it pity. Blowhole was jumping through the ring of apoy for a retarded trick that the humans had suggested for him to do. As though I jumped through...
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posted by woowie
R for blood and cursing

If u don't like cute kulay-rosas and furry aliens bleeding, I'm warning you- DON'T READ ANY FURTHER!

You're still pagbaba this?

Okay...

Don't say I didn't warn you!
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It was a clear night. There were shooting stars. Everyone was watching them. One bituin was coming right toward the penguins! They got out of the way, but it hit the concrete- hard. It was knocked out, and had cuts, bruises, and blood all over it. They decided to take it inside.

About an oras later, the penguins heard something. "Oh shit. Where the hell am I?" it said. "Hey! We don't use that language here!" Skipper said. "Don't ilipat your leg." Kowalski said.
"Why?"
"It's broken."
"OH SHIT!"
"HEY! Miss Curse-a-lot! What did I say about that language!?" Skipper said. "Geez! Sorry man!" she responded, "Anyways, I'm Kat. I'm Lightopian, which is a type of alien."

"An ALIEN!?" Kowalski said, surprised, "We can't let anyone else see you!"
"Why?"
(For thoughs who have not read the secont one, Kowalski and Rico have just gotten in troble with abounch of mercats and there leader, but just interupted sa pamamagitan ng an unknown voice......)
The ibong dagat West sa pamamagitan ng ibong dagat Girl
"Yor town?" He then walks up to the stranger and says "I recken you'ed better eat thoughs there words because I run this here town you've got it? An't nobody goin to come in here and tell me other whys!" Then suddenly taking a step back when he saw the unknown stranger get up.
"Ow, realy?" He says in a misteras voice walking up to the mercat leader like he did not even notist that he...
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posted by Aquade
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from the Penguins of Madagascar or Central Park Zoo. What I do own is this plot line, though.


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"Skipper!" It was Private's turn to watch the monitors for any suspicious behavior, and the ibong dagat was currently staring at one of the screens. "He's done it again!"

"What is it, Private?" sinabi Skipper, clearly annoyed. "We were playing a game of cards!"

The leader had some cards in his flippers. The rest of the penguins came out. Kowalski cleared his throat. "Actually, I'm kind...
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posted by TheRatKing1
Episode 4 of my tagahanga fictional PoM Fourth season!

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"The Penguins of Madagascar"

Season 4, Episode 4

Production code: 404

Air Date: ?

Previous: "Seeing Red", next: "It Happened One Afternoon"

Note: This episode is a 45 minuto special.

I Smell a Rat/Transcript

Scene I: The Sewers

(Rat King is pacing impatiently)
(Rat #1 is watching, holding a clip board)

Rat King: Dudes, we /seriously/ need some new material! (air quotes) “Spreading disease” and (air quotes) “Gnawing on stuff” and (air quotes) “Digging through garbage” ain’t gonna cut it no more.

(Rat #1 scratches those off the list...
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added by Lt_Kowalski
Source: DreamWorks & Nick
added by B0XFISH
Source: me
added by Skipperlovah258
Source: Madagascar : The Movie
added by Kaiume
Source: ME :3 S01E43
added by Pinksparkles01
Enjoy! :D


What's that racket? What's that clatter?
We're under attack! It's a life or death matter!
I was in a deep sleep mani dream.
I heard what I believe to be a scream!
That wasn't me, that was Bada.
He, yo, I was just STARTLED!

But what is this light?
In the middle of the night?
You have it in your sight, it's behind me right?
What the heck is that?
What the heck-is that?!

Check out that mook, in the starry night sky.
Gimme a sec, to wipe the sleep from me eye.
You're showy and glowy and armed for combat!
What the heck is that?

Hey, wait! Does something seem quite wrong?
Oi, Joey's breaking out in song....
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added by SJF_Penguin
Source: The “Jungle Law” episode
added by Bitt3rman
Source: Artwork belongs to Bonkattemptstodraw
added by peacebaby7
Source: Penguins of Madagascar Movie