Skipper stretched and yawned. This sun was making him feel lazy. It was a really hot September. And it was also his segundo taon at that school.
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see you again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - sinabi Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, popular and really cool. What else he needed to petsa every girl he wanted to petsa with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene.
- And away we go! - smiled Skipper. They were always finishing each other's quotes.
The girls were coming. The Newbie Girls Review started.
- So, there ya go... What do ya think? - asked Marlene.
-I'm seeking for the right girl...No, no, no... Maybe this one? Nah, I don't like her legs.
- Legs?! - asked Marlene - Skippy, do ya REALLY care bout da legs?
- Of course I do, sista - he answered - They're important!
- So - asked she - what do you think bout mine?
Skipper stared at her. Marlene turned red and sinabi just:
- Ah. Oh, ya.
Skipper smiled. He loves doing this!
- Let's better go back to the Newbie Review. No, no, no... Wait wait wait! That's my baby...
- Who? - asked Marlene, still red.
- See? The hippie girl.
- I thought ya hate hippies, Skipp?
- Yup, but this one... Those blond fluffy hair, flowery sando and those funny hippie pants... Oooh, baby!
- I'm pretty sure that it won't end well - sinabi Marlene, staring at Skipper.
Skipper looked at her.
- Twenty bucks it'll be my best petsa this year.
- Deal - sinabi Marlene, looking into his eyes.
- Deal - he sinabi and he went after the hippie.
Skipper followed the hippie. She was standing in the middle af the hall, looking for somebody - or maybe it was just Skippy's impression? The bad thing was that he couldn't see her face - it was hiding under big Lennon-style glasses. Skipper messed his hair (all the girls says that he looks 'so totally cute!' when his hair is messed) and went to the hippie.
- Hi sweet - he sinabi and he touched her arm - What is a girl like you doing here alone?
The hippie turned red.
- Ummm... - she said.
- Aah, you've moved, right? And now you're in our class... Mmm, I can't wait to meet you - sinabi Skipper with a smile that gives every girl a heard attack.
- Y-y-yes... - sinabi hippie, sill red.
- So, what's your name, sweetheart? - asked Skipper, embracing the hippie's waist.
- K-kelno Frederick Blowhole - answered the hippie.
- Say WHAT?! - asked Skipper - You're not a girl?!!
- See? - sinabi Marlene, when he paid her - Don't be such a womanizer!
- I prefer 'playboy', Marlene - sinabi Skipper and sighed. He just didn't know that Kelno would be his mortal enemy. Well, maybe he knew, but he thought that 'the Hippie Freak' will forgive him, one fine day...
- Hey, know what? - he said, looking into Marlene's eyes.
- What? - she asked.
- Blowhole's got better waist than you! - he laughed and run away before she slapped him.
Where was the rest of the team? Well, that's another story...
~M
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see you again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - sinabi Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, popular and really cool. What else he needed to petsa every girl he wanted to petsa with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene.
- And away we go! - smiled Skipper. They were always finishing each other's quotes.
The girls were coming. The Newbie Girls Review started.
- So, there ya go... What do ya think? - asked Marlene.
-I'm seeking for the right girl...No, no, no... Maybe this one? Nah, I don't like her legs.
- Legs?! - asked Marlene - Skippy, do ya REALLY care bout da legs?
- Of course I do, sista - he answered - They're important!
- So - asked she - what do you think bout mine?
Skipper stared at her. Marlene turned red and sinabi just:
- Ah. Oh, ya.
Skipper smiled. He loves doing this!
- Let's better go back to the Newbie Review. No, no, no... Wait wait wait! That's my baby...
- Who? - asked Marlene, still red.
- See? The hippie girl.
- I thought ya hate hippies, Skipp?
- Yup, but this one... Those blond fluffy hair, flowery sando and those funny hippie pants... Oooh, baby!
- I'm pretty sure that it won't end well - sinabi Marlene, staring at Skipper.
Skipper looked at her.
- Twenty bucks it'll be my best petsa this year.
- Deal - sinabi Marlene, looking into his eyes.
- Deal - he sinabi and he went after the hippie.
Skipper followed the hippie. She was standing in the middle af the hall, looking for somebody - or maybe it was just Skippy's impression? The bad thing was that he couldn't see her face - it was hiding under big Lennon-style glasses. Skipper messed his hair (all the girls says that he looks 'so totally cute!' when his hair is messed) and went to the hippie.
- Hi sweet - he sinabi and he touched her arm - What is a girl like you doing here alone?
The hippie turned red.
- Ummm... - she said.
- Aah, you've moved, right? And now you're in our class... Mmm, I can't wait to meet you - sinabi Skipper with a smile that gives every girl a heard attack.
- Y-y-yes... - sinabi hippie, sill red.
- So, what's your name, sweetheart? - asked Skipper, embracing the hippie's waist.
- K-kelno Frederick Blowhole - answered the hippie.
- Say WHAT?! - asked Skipper - You're not a girl?!!
- See? - sinabi Marlene, when he paid her - Don't be such a womanizer!
- I prefer 'playboy', Marlene - sinabi Skipper and sighed. He just didn't know that Kelno would be his mortal enemy. Well, maybe he knew, but he thought that 'the Hippie Freak' will forgive him, one fine day...
- Hey, know what? - he said, looking into Marlene's eyes.
- What? - she asked.
- Blowhole's got better waist than you! - he laughed and run away before she slapped him.
Where was the rest of the team? Well, that's another story...
~M
The Skilene theory
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a gitara and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a tabing-dagat sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would pag-ibig me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did you abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would pag-ibig me,
If only she would pag-ibig me.
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The Fizzy Dizzy Drink
