Penguins of Madagascar Article: The ibong dagat Chronicles. Hippie Freak.

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The ibong dagat Chronicles. Hippie Freak.

posted by Marika_1996

Skipper stretched and yawned. This sun was making him feel lazy. It was a really hot September. And it was also his segundo taon at that school.
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see you again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - sinabi Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, popular and really cool. What else he needed to petsa every girl he wanted to petsa with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene.
- And away we go! - smiled Skipper. They were always finishing each other's quotes.
The girls were coming. The Newbie Girls Review started.
- So, there ya go... What do ya think? - asked Marlene.
-I'm seeking for the right girl...No, no, no... Maybe this one? Nah, I don't like her legs.
- Legs?! - asked Marlene - Skippy, do ya REALLY care bout da legs?
- Of course I do, sista - he answered - They're important!
- So - asked she - what do you think bout mine?
Skipper stared at her. Marlene turned red and sinabi just:
- Ah. Oh, ya.
Skipper smiled. He loves doing this!
- Let's better go back to the Newbie Review. No, no, no... Wait wait wait! That's my baby...
- Who? - asked Marlene, still red.
- See? The hippie girl.
- I thought ya hate hippies, Skipp?
- Yup, but this one... Those blond fluffy hair, flowery sando and those funny hippie pants... Oooh, baby!
- I'm pretty sure that it won't end well - sinabi Marlene, staring at Skipper.
Skipper looked at her.
- Twenty bucks it'll be my best petsa this year.
- Deal - sinabi Marlene, looking into his eyes.
- Deal - he sinabi and he went after the hippie.

Skipper followed the hippie. She was standing in the middle af the hall, looking for somebody - or maybe it was just Skippy's impression? The bad thing was that he couldn't see her face - it was hiding under big Lennon-style glasses. Skipper messed his hair (all the girls says that he looks 'so totally cute!' when his hair is messed) and went to the hippie.
- Hi sweet - he sinabi and he touched her arm - What is a girl like you doing here alone?
The hippie turned red.
- Ummm... - she said.
- Aah, you've moved, right? And now you're in our class... Mmm, I can't wait to meet you - sinabi Skipper with a smile that gives every girl a heard attack.
- Y-y-yes... - sinabi hippie, sill red.
- So, what's your name, sweetheart? - asked Skipper, embracing the hippie's waist.
- K-kelno Frederick Blowhole - answered the hippie.
- Say WHAT?! - asked Skipper - You're not a girl?!!

- See? - sinabi Marlene, when he paid her - Don't be such a womanizer!
- I prefer 'playboy', Marlene - sinabi Skipper and sighed. He just didn't know that Kelno would be his mortal enemy. Well, maybe he knew, but he thought that 'the Hippie Freak' will forgive him, one fine day...
- Hey, know what? - he said, looking into Marlene's eyes.
- What? - she asked.
- Blowhole's got better waist than you! - he laughed and run away before she slapped him.

Where was the rest of the team? Well, that's another story...

~M

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garahe Make Out | Skiico

posted by Black-Raine

(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long araw after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The garahe was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 9: First Impressions

posted by peacebaby7

“First Impressions”
April 19, 2014

    "How's it lookin' on connecting to the camera feeds, Kowalski?" Skipper asked his lieutenant.

    "Just fine, Skipper. Just a few madami minutes," Kowalski answered. "I have to say, the HQ is in pretty good shape for not being used in a number of years. Things are coming together nicely, and we've only been back for a week."

    "I concur. You got those light fixtures, Rico?" Skipper asked, looking up at Rico on his ladder, fixing a light to the ceiling.

    "Uh-huh!" he grunted....

Mad Brother Chapter Eleven

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private opened his eyes, everything was red around him. He gulped but slid forward. Ami was lying on the sidelines while Blue was passed out near Kiki.

"Kiki.."

The green eyed ibong dagat was staring down at Blue. "So you came Private."

"So it is you Kiki.." He raced pasulong only to get smacked backwards. Private yelped at the action and staggered back. " .."

"You should have stayed back."

"Wh...Why are you doing this?"

"You've seen the bodies haven't you Private? What your 'brother' continues to do? I don't want anymore victims of his!"

Private glared, "You liar!" Kiki looked at him in surprise. "We...

Mad Brother Chapter Nine

posted by Mother-of-PoM

'Big..Brothah..'

He opened his eyes to see that male ibong dagat who he remembered correctly...HAD NO FLIPPING EYE.

"So you're awake?"

Private sat up, he was in his bed? Thankfully, the male had a bandage on.

"Don't worry, I am your ally."

"What?"

"Sorry I scared you earlier.. I guess I'm not used to ipinapakita up to normal people."

"Your missing eye...Did my brothah do that to you?"

"That's in the past."

Private sighed, "Evahyone seems to have it for him. But, you hate him too, right?"

"Because of our hate, we can't rest in peace. But I can save you. We need to get you out of here." He grabbed Private's flipper...

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Yes... yes so f*cking true

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I pag-ibig This Penguins!!!

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I Work Alone (5. Nathan's Partner)

posted by Aquade

Author's Note: Here's the susunod chapter. I decided to post both of them because
(1) I had them already typed out on my computer
(2) I didn't update the story for a while
(3) I wanted to celebrate 2014!
Also, this chapter is in nobody's PoV. The other chapters (except otherwise noted) will be in Nathan's PoV. Enjoy!

“Nathan didn’t always work alone,” explained Leo. “He had a partner –Billy.”

“What happened?” asked Private.

“I’ll get to that part soon,” sinabi Leo. “Together, Billy and he were one of the best.”

He glanced at Skipper. “Perhaps you know them, Skipper.”

Skipper...

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Waited Too Long (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "If You Only Knew")

posted by mostar1219

Monique walked over to the dock and put her pitaka in her secret spot before sitting down. She didn't need the clock on her phone to tell her that it was too early for anyone, even her as someone who isn't a morning person, to be awake. Though, during these past few months, thoughts have been flooding the aspie's mind causing her to wake up completely early in the morning. It had been a few months since Kowalski and the others left for their mission over seas. She always felt the urge to come to the dock around this time, since it always gave her the reminder that they'll be back soon. She always...

Corpse party/penguins:tortured souls...chapter 1...

posted by spmana123

There once was a school that used to be here called heavenly host elementary school...it was a wonderful school with good teachers, especially the school nurse. She was nice, kind person that everyone loved, until one night, she missed a step while walking down the stairs, and fell and broke her neck on impact, and died....the school was devastated of what happened, including the principal, who went into a severe depression, and went to the roof one araw and killed himself. The school was to be torn down soon after because if what had happened, and it was...

Lighting had struck at that moment...

Unexpected Events Chapter Seventeen

posted by Cowtails

Cowtails was in the back of the man's car, curled into a ball. She kept crying and telling Kowalski,”I told you...I told you...I told you...”

Kowalski looked confused,”That guy...is your dad? But, like I said, he will have to kill me to hurt you.”

~~~Private was shaking really bad, still in the basement with Sweet Pripper. “It's not your fault,”he said, hugging SP. “It's that man...”

Sweet Pripper said,”No it is my fault! He took you when I should've noticed and now that guy is gonna come and we're gonna die!”

~~~Cowtails sobbed,”You don't understand how awful he is! He...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 7

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic :D

When Kowalski got back to HQ he saw Private and Rico were already sleeping,but when he looked at the tuktok bunk Skipper wasn't there. "I wonder where he could be." Just as Kowalski was about to go out to look for him Skipper opened the hatch with something in his flippers "Kowalski why didn't you tell me?" Kowalski was stunned and almost fell off the ladder. "Why didn't i tell you what?" Skipper sees that Private and Rico are sleeping and pulls Kowalski out of HQ.Once on tuktok Skipper hands him the papers.
To: Central Park Zoo
We would like to thank you for participating
in...

Live Without pag-ibig Chp 3 part 2: War Against Mammals

posted by skipperahmad

This Fanfiction contains a mild violence and gore. Require additional guard from older person....

*The weak and spoiled child called Skipper Joseph Fidelis II now become one of the most feared soldier in the world that serve for the most feared organization in all world history... called the Fidelis's order... that formed to make all mammals and human being extinct through the bullets. Skipper would take a revenge for his father, mother, brother and people of Antarctica that killed sa pamamagitan ng fishermen. With the conquest and genocide, Skipper and his army will took control of American's west flank with...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 1

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic, don't hate!
It was late, and the penguins were on their way tahanan from getting snow-cones. " I do pag-ibig myself some snow-cones." Skipper says while he eats his bahaghari one. Kowalski stares at his " Yeah,I guess" Skipper looks over at Kowalski who is lagging behind. "Why are you so blue? You pag-ibig snow-cones Kowalski." Skipper asks. "Yeah I pag-ibig them, but it's not the snow-cones that's bothering me." Kowalski adds. Skipper looks at the ground "Then what is?" Kowalski stops walking and sighs " Why would you care anyway?" Skipper looks at him surprised at what he just said. Kowalski...

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How The Penguins Might Have Met Chapt. 1

posted by Number1SkippFan

Some people think the penguins are brothers while others think the all met and aren't related. This story is a mix of both sides.
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Deep in Antartica, there was a mother ibong dagat and a father ibong dagat with four eggs. They seemed like the happiest ibong dagat couple in Antartica.

Once all the eggs hatched, they were even madami happy to see four healthy boys.

Once they were a little older, the mother and father trusted them to play on their own without them watching. So they went to a party one night, and left their eldest chick in charge. His name is Skipper, he was...

I.D card listahan found in corpse party story

posted by spmana123

This is basically ipinapakita all the body's that the penguins found while in heavenly host, and how they were killed and what zoo they went to, tell me what you think about it:D

Central zoo high

Kowalski:
Gender:male
Age:17
Grade:11th
Cause of death: stabbed multiple times, tongue removed

Maurice:
Gender:male
Age:17
Grade:11th
Cause if death: possessed sa pamamagitan ng evil spirit and hung himself

Central zoo elementary

Mort:
Gender:male
Age:9
Grade:5th
Cause of death:crushed sa pamamagitan ng supernatural force against wall, died instantly

Seaville high
Menfriedi:
Gender:male
Grade:11th
Age:17
Cause if death: stabbed multiple times all over...