Penguins of Madagascar Article: Everybody Sing! lyrics

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posted by InternetGirl123

Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My music box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do you mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player.

Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer!

Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! You don't have a choice but to modulate your voice because everybody must sing!

Zoo Animals: Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble!

Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble!

Kowalski: Like Broadway, but involuntary!

Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary!

Kowalski: And if you're out of key-

Blowhole: The last thing you will see-

Kowalski: Is this mutant talent judge-

Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge!

Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! You don't have a choice, so raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing!

Zoo Animals: Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing! Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!

Blowhole: Now listen to me, pen-gu-win!

Kowalski: I'm all earholes, dolph-er-in!

Blowhole: We have to think fast!

Kowalski: Before the sonic blast!

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XxSkipperFanxX OMG I'm listening to it right now :D I love it <3

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Nightmare In Central Park (part 1)

posted by kowalskicrazy

Kowalski:I have done it!
skipper:done what?
kowalski holds a metal box with a takip and brings it over to the mesa to ipakita skipper.
skipper:group meeting for kowalski's new invention!
private and Rico walk away from the T.V and over to the table.
private:sooo what is it?
kowalski:well this is my new dream machine.
skipper,private,and Rico look at each other and shrug in confusion.
Rico:Buttons!
skipper:what does it do?
kowalski:well it will bring the illousions in our mind,which you call dreams,alive.
skipper:aces kowalski. this may be the best invention yet!
kowalski secretly blushing takes his invention...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1: The New Private

posted by 123cosmo4

Skipper's nerdy best friend

Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young ibong dagat squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing magtobogan down a snowdrift away from their ibong dagat flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...

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Kowalski with a medyas puppet.

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Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: uy guys, have you seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...

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Mooncat picture

added by mouseandowl1

Source: Nick.com

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The Definition of a Fanguin

posted by thecrazygeinus

Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A tagahanga of The

Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point

of being noticable sa pamamagitan ng others. Fanguins can be

identified sa pamamagitan ng penguins themed attire, DVDs,

Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling

off mga panipi from the telebisyon ipakita at various

times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable sa pamamagitan ng a

pag-ibig of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are

highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while

others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden

obsession.

There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls

•Skipper’s Crew

•Private’s Adorers

•Rico’s Renegades

•Marlene’s Mammals

•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions

•*Skilene’s fans and Foes

•And various OCs and tagahanga pairings subcategories

*:See seperate entry

garahe Make Out | Skiico

posted by Black-Raine

(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long araw after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The garahe was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 9: First Impressions

posted by peacebaby7

“First Impressions”
April 19, 2014

    "How's it lookin' on connecting to the camera feeds, Kowalski?" Skipper asked his lieutenant.

    "Just fine, Skipper. Just a few madami minutes," Kowalski answered. "I have to say, the HQ is in pretty good shape for not being used in a number of years. Things are coming together nicely, and we've only been back for a week."

    "I concur. You got those light fixtures, Rico?" Skipper asked, looking up at Rico on his ladder, fixing a light to the ceiling.

    "Uh-huh!" he grunted....

Mad Brother Chapter Eleven

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private opened his eyes, everything was red around him. He gulped but slid forward. Ami was lying on the sidelines while Blue was passed out near Kiki.

"Kiki.."

The green eyed ibong dagat was staring down at Blue. "So you came Private."

"So it is you Kiki.." He raced pasulong only to get smacked backwards. Private yelped at the action and staggered back. " .."

"You should have stayed back."

"Wh...Why are you doing this?"

"You've seen the bodies haven't you Private? What your 'brother' continues to do? I don't want anymore victims of his!"

Private glared, "You liar!" Kiki looked at him in surprise. "We...

Mad Brother Chapter Nine

posted by Mother-of-PoM

'Big..Brothah..'

He opened his eyes to see that male ibong dagat who he remembered correctly...HAD NO FLIPPING EYE.

"So you're awake?"

Private sat up, he was in his bed? Thankfully, the male had a bandage on.

"Don't worry, I am your ally."

"What?"

"Sorry I scared you earlier.. I guess I'm not used to ipinapakita up to normal people."

"Your missing eye...Did my brothah do that to you?"

"That's in the past."

Private sighed, "Evahyone seems to have it for him. But, you hate him too, right?"

"Because of our hate, we can't rest in peace. But I can save you. We need to get you out of here." He grabbed Private's flipper...

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They're looking at you!

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The best Men i know

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Source: Me

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Kowalski

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Kowalski

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Yes... yes so f*cking true

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I pag-ibig This Penguins!!!

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I pag-ibig This Penguins!!!

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I Work Alone (5. Nathan's Partner)

posted by Aquade

Author's Note: Here's the susunod chapter. I decided to post both of them because
(1) I had them already typed out on my computer
(2) I didn't update the story for a while
(3) I wanted to celebrate 2014!
Also, this chapter is in nobody's PoV. The other chapters (except otherwise noted) will be in Nathan's PoV. Enjoy!

“Nathan didn’t always work alone,” explained Leo. “He had a partner –Billy.”

“What happened?” asked Private.

“I’ll get to that part soon,” sinabi Leo. “Together, Billy and he were one of the best.”

He glanced at Skipper. “Perhaps you know them, Skipper.”

Skipper...

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Waited Too Long (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "If You Only Knew")

posted by mostar1219

Monique walked over to the dock and put her pitaka in her secret spot before sitting down. She didn't need the clock on her phone to tell her that it was too early for anyone, even her as someone who isn't a morning person, to be awake. Though, during these past few months, thoughts have been flooding the aspie's mind causing her to wake up completely early in the morning. It had been a few months since Kowalski and the others left for their mission over seas. She always felt the urge to come to the dock around this time, since it always gave her the reminder that they'll be back soon. She always...

Corpse party/penguins:tortured souls...chapter 1...

posted by spmana123

There once was a school that used to be here called heavenly host elementary school...it was a wonderful school with good teachers, especially the school nurse. She was nice, kind person that everyone loved, until one night, she missed a step while walking down the stairs, and fell and broke her neck on impact, and died....the school was devastated of what happened, including the principal, who went into a severe depression, and went to the roof one araw and killed himself. The school was to be torn down soon after because if what had happened, and it was...

Lighting had struck at that moment...