Penguins of Madagascar Club
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I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: uy you!
Me: Oh no, not you again.
Officer X: You know, you and your ibong dagat mga kaibigan still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished you off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, you fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on you like sweet and maasim sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him sa pamamagitan ng the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do you know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: You don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she sinabi to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is sinabi to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do you have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get you and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once you know. (hangs up and cries)
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posted by peacebaby7
Antonio led Marlene through a series of sharp twirls as fast-paced music played through a small radio Antonio had found left on a park bench. Marlene laughed as Antonio held her close and held her in a dip as the last few chords hung in the air. Still holding her, he traced the side of her face with a finger. Then he started to close the distance between their lips. They looked up at the sound of someone clearing their throat.

“Skipper,” Marlene sinabi as Antonio pulled her upright with an irritated sigh.

“Yes, Skipper,” he sinabi with his voice edgy with sarcasm. He muttered something under...
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All right boys, stand sa pamamagitan ng for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if you say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No madami Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

You didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN YOU READ?

problemo solved!

This is you captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i sinabi halik IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to halik you monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!...
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Earlier this month, I went on a mission that I had been planning since 2011—seeing Penguins of Madagascar on the big screen.

The Madagascar spin-off is a fast-paced, fun adventure, with touching moments and several flipperfuls of good laughs. I have written some of my thoughts on it below. They will be appreciated madami sa pamamagitan ng fellow Fanguins than those completely unfamiliar with the characters, so this artikulo is madami a listahan of observations and opinions than a true movie review. Still, I will not spoil too much for those who have not yet seen the film.


Opening

● The movie opens years nakaraan in Antarctica,...
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This movie was good, but not great. It met my expectations, but did not exceed them much. It was a fun, puso warming movie, but it didn't carry it out well enough to make me leave the theater and think "Whoa, that was just amazing". I think the negative reviews of this movie made it sound a lot worse than it was. Also it's good to consider that this a movie about Penguins, the side characters from Madagascar, not Penguins, the well-developed characters of the TV show. I think if they made a movie based off of the ipakita or if this movie was longer, it would've turned out much better, but nonetheless,...
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Source: digitalspy.co.uk - first four minutos of PoM
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Source: Penguins of Madagascar Trailer 2
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I just chanced upon this. Even though the url is in another language, the video is in English :D Enjoy!!
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NOT EDITED sa pamamagitan ng ME. LETS GET THAT STRAIGHT. :) So...I like weirdly-edited bidyo like YouTube Poops. What's cool about this one is that some of the jokes actually seem like ones that would be in the show.
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Source: Me, MicroSoft Picture It, and POM episode pics :D