New Leonard: Take 1
daga King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't or anything..."
Private: "Skipper! Look!"
Leonard: *snores*
RK: *shakes Leonard*
Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."
New Leonard: Take 2
Private: "Skipper! Look!"
Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*
Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!
*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*
Leonard: "It's better to be mga kaibigan than to own friends..."
RK: "What are you doing?!"
Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with our arms!!"
*RK attempts to hit Leonard but misses*
*Leonard pops up behind RK*
Leonard: "Peekabooooo!"
RK: "AAAAAAAAH!"
Skipper: "...Kowalski...Analysis..."
Kowalski: "It appears Leonard's lunacorn conditioning worked a little...too...well..."
Leonard: "Me & you, we're gonna be besties! Forever!"
RK: "Retreat!"
Leonard: "Forever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever..."
*Leonard chases RK & the little daga minions*
Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"
Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"
Skipper: "...*sigh*...Where's Leona--"
*RK runs sa pamamagitan ng with Leonard chasing him*
Leonard: "...& ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever..."
RK: "AAAAAAAH!"
New Leonard: Take 2
Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"
Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"
Skipper: *sees Leonard a few feet away from him*
Leonard: *on the ground snoring*
Director: "Aw! Not again!
3 hrs. later...
New Leonard: Take 57
Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"
Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"
Skipper: *on cell phone* "No! I told you not to buy a floral arrangement for my centerpiece!!
...
Yesterday! I told you that yesterday!
...
Yeah!? Well same to you!
...
Yeah, I pag-ibig you too, ma."
3 madami hrs. later
New Leonard: Take 148
Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"
Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"
Skipper: *Leonard hugs him tightly* "What do you think?!"
Mort: *jumps in front of camera* "Hi mom! I'm on TV! La la la la la la laaa!"
Director: "OH COME ON!"
daga King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't or anything..."
Private: "Skipper! Look!"
Leonard: *snores*
RK: *shakes Leonard*
Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."
New Leonard: Take 2
Private: "Skipper! Look!"
Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*
Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!
*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*
Leonard: "It's better to be mga kaibigan than to own friends..."
RK: "What are you doing?!"
Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with our arms!!"
*RK attempts to hit Leonard but misses*
*Leonard pops up behind RK*
Leonard: "Peekabooooo!"
RK: "AAAAAAAAH!"
Skipper: "...Kowalski...Analysis..."
Kowalski: "It appears Leonard's lunacorn conditioning worked a little...too...well..."
Leonard: "Me & you, we're gonna be besties! Forever!"
RK: "Retreat!"
Leonard: "Forever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever..."
*Leonard chases RK & the little daga minions*
Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"
Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"
Skipper: "...*sigh*...Where's Leona--"
*RK runs sa pamamagitan ng with Leonard chasing him*
Leonard: "...& ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever..."
RK: "AAAAAAAH!"
New Leonard: Take 2
Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"
Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"
Skipper: *sees Leonard a few feet away from him*
Leonard: *on the ground snoring*
Director: "Aw! Not again!
3 hrs. later...
New Leonard: Take 57
Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"
Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"
Skipper: *on cell phone* "No! I told you not to buy a floral arrangement for my centerpiece!!
...
Yesterday! I told you that yesterday!
...
Yeah!? Well same to you!
...
Yeah, I pag-ibig you too, ma."
3 madami hrs. later
New Leonard: Take 148
Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"
Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"
Skipper: *Leonard hugs him tightly* "What do you think?!"
Mort: *jumps in front of camera* "Hi mom! I'm on TV! La la la la la la laaa!"
Director: "OH COME ON!"
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little parang buriko and Lunicorns Are Made sa pamamagitan ng Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made sa pamamagitan ng Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little parang buriko and Lunicorns Are Made sa pamamagitan ng Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made sa pamamagitan ng Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
