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It was a quiet araw in the HQ. It might've even seemed too quiet for some and that "some" wasn't Skipper. To Kowalski, something didn't seem right.
He left the HQ for a while and looked around the zoo and everyone was present in the zoo. All except for one: Monique. He double checked the zoo, he even triple checked. She didn't say anything about leaving and she's talked to Kowalski about a lot.
What was also amazing was that no one else seemed to notice her disappearance except for him. Not even Skipper, and he always his parttime blood shot, highly trained eyes on everything. Kowalski had never been so worried in his life.

Reality

Monique woke up feeling sweat coming down her forehead and she carefully looked around her. The only good thing was that she was awake and she was present.
As she got out of bed, she noticed she forgot to tumawid the nakaraan araw off of the calender. When she did just that, she developed a scary, serious thought: her end can come unexpectedly and as one araw passes, she has less and less days to continue to live. Her end would come at any time and the only person she knows would really notice if she's gone is Kowalski. Her end would be near and she doesn't know if she showed what would no longer happened if her time came.
Later on, she reached the HQ and seemed trapped in her thoughts. When Kowalski noticed, he asked if there was something wrong. Monique told him about the dream and he seemed pretty shocked.
"Why would you think of it if you're scared of death?" Kowalski asked.
"I don't know. I mean, it comes unexpected and as every araw passes, we always have fewer days of our lives to live," Monique sinabi with her head down.
They both had a semi similar fear. While Monique was scared of death in general, Kowalski was scared of facing her death. He hasn't found a way to bring living things back from the dead, but, even if he had, the thought of facing Monique's possible death is just too much for even the scientist to bear.
"Kowalski, if it does happen sooner than we think, I want you to do something," Monique said.
"What do you want me to do?" Kowalski asked.
"If it does happen, I want you to always remind yourself of who i was, not sa pamamagitan ng faults, but as a person. Please don't forget me. And if you end up feeling alone, just know that I'll always be with you in spirit, although it's a scientific impossibility," Monique sinabi strongly.
Kowalski still felt hesitate about the thought, but it is true that it does happen unexpected and eventually. All he did was grab Monique's hand and agree to what she said.
Private and Skipper looked over at the two wondering what they were talking about, but they couldn't wonder for long. All of a sudden, Blowhole came up on the tv screen.
"Pen-gu-ins and human," Blowhole said.
"What is it, bottlenose?" Monique sassed.
"Let's see, just another evil plot. Instead of minions being served with a bolvine related product, you'll find yourselves as a meat lover's diet," Blowhole said.
Private, Skipper and Rico all seemed confused.
"Don't get your hopes up, Edward Nigma, we'll take you down anyway," Monique said.
The screen went black, but not before a scent of coney island passed through the air.
"You know the drill, soliders!" Skipper sinabi as they all left.
"So, what is his plan?" Private asked.
"He's planning to take us down using his ulang minions as usual," Kowalski started.
"But with an added twist: he'll also try to burn us alive when he gets the chance," Monique concluded.
When they got to Coney Island, they were trying to strategize what to do, but before they could make a final decision, Rico blew them to Blowhole's HQ.
"So much for element of surprise," Skipper sinabi as he slapped Rico.
"Ahh, pen-gu-ins and human. I was afraid you'd be late for you're own funerals!" Blowhole sinabi as he used his segway to come closer.
As Blowhole came closer to the 5, so did the lobsters. Skipper was attacking with corkscrews, Rico was attacking with shockingly organized explosions, Private was using hypercute, Monique was using her anger to take down the lobsters coming toward her and Kowalski, and Kowalski was taking down some lobsters using some complex fighting moves he came up with, but when it seemed to him that there were too many lobsters surrounding Monique, she refused his help and claimed that it's alright. Honestly, Monique didn't feel couragous about fighting the lobsters coming toward her, but she didn't want to seem weak to the others. After all, she wasn't to perfect at being as commando as the others and she figured they'd treat her differently in a bad way if they knew how she felt.
Eventually, they took down the lobsters, but then Blowhole started slowly setting the room on apoy using a laser before he evacuated.
Everything was burning and there didn't seem to be a way out.
"There's a tunnel on the north east side of this room. If we can make it there, we'll get out of here before the temperature rises and oxygen is replaced with smoke," Kowalski said.
They tried hurrying to the tunnel and the room kept filling with smoke and flames. They were trying to keep their oxygen, but they were coughing real hard. Monique knew she wasn't the fastest in the group, but she was a bit physically strong, so she pushed the penguins to the tunnel and struggled to follow. It came to the point where she was struggling to even crawl to the tunnel.
While at the tunnel, the penguins were regaining oxygen, but Skipper and Kowalski knew something wasn't right.
"We're missing a soldier!" Skipper said.
"Monique's still in there!" Kowalski cried with a tone of fear in his voice.
After catching one last breath of oxygen, they went back to find her. Kowalski managed to find her a few yards away from the tunnel, but she didn't look too good.
"Monique, are you alright?" Kowalski asked.
"I, I'm fine. I'd be weak if i didn't feel fine," Monique struggled to say.
Just then, it hit Kowalski. At that point, he realized she didn't want to seem weak to him and the team.
"Soldier, even the strongest being in the world would admit to facing a near death experience. You can't deny the need for help forever, Monique," Skipper said.
Kowalski tried to get Monique to the tunnel, but it didn't seem successful.
"Kowalski, i don't think i can go on anymore," Monique sinabi while coughing.
"Don't say that. We'll find a way, you'll see," Kowalski tried to argue.
"Don't lie to yourself. Let's face it, I'm not like you or the others. It's obvious i'd die before you guys."
"Well, it's true that you aren't like me and the others, but you are like you and that's the best you can be."
"Do you think I'm weak?"
"Of course not. I pag-ibig you, Monique."
"I pag-ibig you, too, Kowalski."
The two kissed one final time before she close her eyes permanently. Kowalski cried one tear on her cheek.
"Kowalski, we need to get out of here and quick," Skipper said.
Kowalski just silently got up and headed to the tunnel with the others. He looked back and saw Monique nearly being covered sa pamamagitan ng curtains and blankets of flames.
That night, Private, Skipper, and Rico were able to sleep, but still worried about how Kowalski's feeling about what happened. While the three met up with slumber, Kowalski snuck out to the surface of their habitat and looked up at the night sky.
"You knew you wouldn't make it, didn't you? That's why you pushed us to safety?" Kowalski asked the night.
As if answering his question, a gush of wind came along and nearly drying up the tears on Kowalski's face.
"You know, you were madami than a soldier, not only to me, but to the others as well. It'll be a huge change now that you're not here. I know you sinabi that you'll always be with us, but we're really going to miss you, Monique," Kowalski finished to the night sky.
Almost like a sign that she was listening, a bulaklak blew off a puno from the park and landed on Kowalski's wing. He just smiled at it, let another tear come down his face, and came back inside. Maybe it's impossible in the scientific point of view, but there's a good chance it is possible that she's still around in a way.
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the pamagat says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if you wish to read them. Any pamagat with a Roman numeral susunod to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope you enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making you laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding puwang is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told you before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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By request of link. Hope I haven't Nawawala my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs sa pamamagitan ng still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I sinabi not to ACTUALLY put kendi coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are you doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't you be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do you know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little parang buriko and Lunicorns Are Made sa pamamagitan ng Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made sa pamamagitan ng Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes you look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But sa pamamagitan ng golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins halik Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have you been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But sa pamamagitan ng golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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posted by queenpalm
I'm Pagsulat this so you can find out wich ibong dagat you are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your paborito way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes you sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your paborito subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a mani mantikilya winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....
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posted by andresandru
100 years ago....

"get him!" a uwak showted, as manny badgers and mga hayop ran against Mr. Linert and his puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do you think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell you that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if you go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If you don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, or something like that, but I've changed it's pamagat becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone sa pamamagitan ng sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would paghahanap for clues the susunod morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...
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