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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly ran all the way to the lemur habitat and cried in the bouncy house. Then Maurice saw her there and went to see what was wrong. "Uh, hi Lilly. Something bothering you?" Lilly wiped her eyes and looked at Maurice. It was nice of him to take interest in her situation. " Yeah.....I guess. Maurice. Why are males such pigs?" She asked bluntly, referring to her ignorant boyfriend. " Uh, well, I guess it's mainly because we all have urges in life that we can't fight." He looked at Lilly up and down than looked away. " Take yourself for example. Any guy would just pag-ibig to tap that."--"Excuse me?" Lilly asked, not knowing of that term. He whispered the meaning in her ear and she looked at him suprised. " Really?" She asked, happy to know that people thought she was attractive. " Ofcourse. Your BEAUTIFUL...........uh, so, is your boyfriend that's preassuring you?" Maurice asked, as if trying to get off the subject of her being beautiful.(he dosn't know WHO her bf is) "Yeah........It's so weird! One part of me actually WANTS to be intimate with him, but the other half says NO! Your not as experienced as him, then he'll dump you!" Lilly paused, and realized what she wanted all along. " You know what? NO madami innocent little girl! Im ready to be a WOMAN! I am having intercourse with him even if it KILLS me! I pag-ibig HIM! Thanks Maurice!" Lilly kissed Maurice on the cheek and slid off. She knew that if she was gonna try to be madami 'seductive' she was gonna need help from an expert. RICO! (yeah, that sounds weird, but what can I say? It is MY story! XD)
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ibong dagat HQ (1 WEEK LATER)!!!!!!!!!!!
After a week of training with Rico, Lilly was finaly ready to face her fears and DO IT!! Kowalski already did!! Yeah, it turns out the mama pato was pretty desprate, and it was pato mating season.......O-0...yeeeaaahhhh. Lilly knew
that if Rico could help HIM seduce a woman, he would be able to help HER seduce Skipper! "Okay! You got it!" Rico grumbled as he handed Lilly a certificate of completion. "Thanks Rico! Wish me luck!
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THE PARK, 12:30 AM!!!!!
Skipper got a letter from Lilly saying that she wanted to confront him about what he did to her hours before. He has never felt so bad in his life! The look he saw on Lilly's face broke his heart, and he swore to himself that he was going to take it slow with her no matter WHAT!! (uh-oh!)
"Lilly! Where are---Ohhh my..." Skipper froze when he saw Lilly leaning against a large oak puno in a hightly seductive manner! (that's my girl!) "Lilly.....are you okay?" He asked, trying to catch a grip on reality, and trying to remember the promise he made to himself. " Hello Skipper.......I've been waiting for you..." Lilly sinabi as she slowly walked towards Skipper, shaking her hips from side-to-side. When she finally got to him, she gave him a nice long kiss, and he was SO CONFUSED!!! "I was thinking, and I realized why i have never mated with anyone before." Lilly sinabi aas she caressed Skipper's back. " *gulp* What is that, exactly?"--" Because I never knew YOU." Lilly began to halik Skipper on his neck and he almost broke, but he is sooo stubborn and strong willed. "Lilly. Im not gonna preassure you into doing something your clearly not ready for! And that's finaaaaa----" Lilly stared deep into Skipper's eyes as she pinned him against the tree. " Let's DO IT!" She sinabi softly.
Skipper looked at her for a moment, but completely Nawawala his train of thought, for tthe susunod thing he knew, he was on tthe floor with Lilly, taking off he bow and necklace!!!! XD
Part 4 coming soon!
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Source: there trick or treating!
marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there you are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke you up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent you with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres madami to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...
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Prolouge: You are entering a wondrous world, outside our own world, taking in it's claims sa pamamagitan ng weird phenomena. Throught the pit of man's fears, and the summit, of his knowledge. This "other world" is one that causes the fall of empires, society, and the deepest of courage, the place I speak of is indeed. The Twilight Zone. -Rod Serling.
The taon is 1962, in a beautiful stretch of prairie in Omaha, Nebraska, a happy community of farmers, serbesa mongers, and the occassional middle class. This community thrived, until, a monster came to town. He would send anything he was displeased with to an area...
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Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR pasko Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially pasko Eve. So... what do you wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) uy guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: tuktok secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...
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Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' sinabi Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' sinabi a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' sinabi Kowalski. Only two days nakaraan had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...
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posted by krazy4kowalski
Sorry it took me so long to update! This was a difficult chapter to write, but I’m pleased with the final product. I hope you enjoy it and, yes, not all the characters are going to survive this. Just wanted to make that clear.

Hopeless Situations

“Um, excuse me, Dr. Blowhole?” Private said, “I-I’m still stuck here!”
“Oh, I know, Private,” he responded, “I know.”
“Hey, let the private go, Blowhole!” Skipper ordered.
The dolpin bowed mockingly, “Your wish is my command, Skipper!” At that moment, the floor began to tremble. The penguins hit the floor, and Kowalski...
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posted by nookehene
New Transfer
It was early in the morning when I was getting the team ready for today's schedule. They were all there except for Kowalski. I had ibingiay Kowalski orders to go and see what all the commotion was about in Alice's office last night. I was almost done telling everybody everything for today, when Kowalski jumping into the H.Q. "Speak man." I commanded him. He was out of breath and looked excited and worried, which was making me anxious. "We are getting a new transfer." Kowalski sinabi when he caught his breath. "New transfer!" I exclaimed. "Tell us more" Private sinabi anxiously. "Well..."...
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The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it sa pamamagitan ng the great taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...
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[DISClAIMER: I do not own this; this was uploaded sa pamamagitan ng ThibaultAnd.] Didn't see this here so...yeah, "Penguins of Madagascar getting slimed. Without watermarks in center and in good quality . Enjoy ;)"
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penguins of madagascar
pop: Look kowalski i'm sorry....I have somethign to say: ( song starts. )

I'm so glad you made time to see me
How's life, tell me how's your family
I haven't seen them in a while
You've been good, busier than ever
We small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why

'Cause the last time you saw me
Still burned in the back of your mind
You gave me mga rosas and I left them there to die

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I'd go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you
Wishing that I'd realized...
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posted by Marlenelover101
"And then, well let's not say anything about Jonstion." Skipper just finshed telling Marlene that Private was his son. "Wow. Is that why you personly slap Private?" asked Marlene. "That's clasified, Marlene." anwsered Skipper. "Whats no longer clasifed is my fealings tords you. I pag-ibig Marlene. Do you pag-ibig me?" he asked. "I thought you'd never ask. Let's take this to the susunod level. Shut-up and halik me." sinabi Marlene. Little
did they know, Skipper's doctor and and assistent
were watching. "I think fate wanted us to see this. Right, Chase?" Chase replied, "Right Amber." The couples embrased, but...
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