Penguins of Madagascar Article: You've NEVER done it?- Part 3

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posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly ran all the way to the lemur habitat and cried in the bouncy house. Then Maurice saw her there and went to see what was wrong. "Uh, hi Lilly. Something bothering you?" Lilly wiped her eyes and looked at Maurice. It was nice of him to take interest in her situation. " Yeah.....I guess. Maurice. Why are males such pigs?" She asked bluntly, referring to her ignorant boyfriend. " Uh, well, I guess it's mainly because we all have urges in life that we can't fight." He looked at Lilly up and down than looked away. " Take yourself for example. Any guy would just pag-ibig to tap that."--"Excuse me?" Lilly asked, not knowing of that term. He whispered the meaning in her ear and she looked at him suprised. " Really?" She asked, happy to know that people thought she was attractive. " Ofcourse. Your BEAUTIFUL...........uh, so, is your boyfriend that's preassuring you?" Maurice asked, as if trying to get off the subject of her being beautiful.(he dosn't know WHO her bf is) "Yeah........It's so weird! One part of me actually WANTS to be intimate with him, but the other half says NO! Your not as experienced as him, then he'll dump you!" Lilly paused, and realized what she wanted all along. " You know what? NO madami innocent little girl! Im ready to be a WOMAN! I am having intercourse with him even if it KILLS me! I pag-ibig HIM! Thanks Maurice!" Lilly kissed Maurice on the cheek and slid off. She knew that if she was gonna try to be madami 'seductive' she was gonna need help from an expert. RICO! (yeah, that sounds weird, but what can I say? It is MY story! XD)
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ibong dagat HQ (1 WEEK LATER)!!!!!!!!!!!
After a week of training with Rico, Lilly was finaly ready to face her fears and DO IT!! Kowalski already did!! Yeah, it turns out the mama pato was pretty desprate, and it was pato mating season.......O-0...yeeeaaahhhh. Lilly knew
that if Rico could help HIM seduce a woman, he would be able to help HER seduce Skipper! "Okay! You got it!" Rico grumbled as he handed Lilly a certificate of completion. "Thanks Rico! Wish me luck!
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THE PARK, 12:30 AM!!!!!
Skipper got a letter from Lilly saying that she wanted to confront him about what he did to her hours before. He has never felt so bad in his life! The look he saw on Lilly's face broke his heart, and he swore to himself that he was going to take it slow with her no matter WHAT!! (uh-oh!)
"Lilly! Where are---Ohhh my..." Skipper froze when he saw Lilly leaning against a large oak puno in a hightly seductive manner! (that's my girl!) "Lilly.....are you okay?" He asked, trying to catch a grip on reality, and trying to remember the promise he made to himself. " Hello Skipper.......I've been waiting for you..." Lilly sinabi as she slowly walked towards Skipper, shaking her hips from side-to-side. When she finally got to him, she gave him a nice long kiss, and he was SO CONFUSED!!! "I was thinking, and I realized why i have never mated with anyone before." Lilly sinabi aas she caressed Skipper's back. " *gulp* What is that, exactly?"--" Because I never knew YOU." Lilly began to halik Skipper on his neck and he almost broke, but he is sooo stubborn and strong willed. "Lilly. Im not gonna preassure you into doing something your clearly not ready for! And that's finaaaaa----" Lilly stared deep into Skipper's eyes as she pinned him against the tree. " Let's DO IT!" She sinabi softly.
Skipper looked at her for a moment, but completely Nawawala his train of thought, for tthe susunod thing he knew, he was on tthe floor with Lilly, taking off he bow and necklace!!!! XD
Part 4 coming soon!

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rebcam13 OO LA LA! Spicey! I LOVE IT SO FAR, keep going!

skipperfan5431 Lol! Thanks! BTW when I read your comment, and saw your icon with the baby, it just craccked me up! I just thought, what if a BABY read this!!?

GIVMEKINGJULIEN Lol Its so sexy Lilly 8D and you went to my man for help?!Well he is pretty good with that stuff (I should know)

Rei_iwakura77 is very very cool good luck continue writting nwn

skipperfan5431 Thanks ladies...*blush*

LtKowalski oh please not with mama duck!

skipperfan5431 ^..............................................................................................................................................................Sorry Kowalski, but IM not in controll of YOUR actions...................................That's ALLLLL on you dude! XD

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Penguins of Madagascar play Part 3

posted by 18wanda

So after some mild searching the penguins were booked. Skipper got a job as fry cook at Mickey D’s, Kowalski was a substitute teacher, Rico was on highway construction, and Private was booked taking the assembly line for packaging strawberries. First we will start with how Skipper is doing as a fry cook at Mickey’s.
Skipper: Flipping burgers. No problem. (flips some patties. Suddenly the grill bursts into flames. Skipper: We got a burning grill! Retreat, retreat! (Dives to the floor)
Manager Maurice comes in and sees patties as hard as rocks. Maurice: Look what you’ve done. You have fifty...

Saw: ibong dagat style!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Just then, the handcuffsteathering Lilly and Marlene to the rails unlatched, making them have to hold up their own weight. Marlene looked down at the spikes,then up at Lilly. She knew she didn't stand a chance against her superior fighting skills. " Lilly, you don't have to do this! Besides, the guys are willing to die for us." Marlene begged with a twisted smile. Lilly pondered for a moment, and looked at Skipper. It broke her puso to think that this might be her last chance to see his handsome face. She would never be able to live her life knowing that the pag-ibig of her life died because she...

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"The Blind Bandits"-Intorduction, sa pamamagitan ng Manfredi&Ujohnson

posted by Manfred_Johnson

(This is like you are flipping open a book to see if you want to read it or not.)

"Great! Just great!" I sinabi out loud in frustration to Johnson who was just standing there so quietly and calmly with flippers down to his side staring at me with those uncertainty light blue eyes.
"I don't really know what to say Manfredi." Johnson sinabi as he waddles up to me slowly. I looked at him with bit of hatred wishing he hadn't sinabi nothing at all.
"This is all your fault Ujohnson!" I yelled at him loudly right into his face.

I just completely snapped right there. I know you are all now thinking badly...

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Psycho: Chapter 9

posted by 67Dodge

Lily looked at Private's house, it was huge, and she saw a sign on the door to 'Get out'. She ventured on anyway, and walked slowly up the steps to the house. 'Well we can look for Kowalski and get the crime scene investi- WAIT!! Where's Lily?!' screamed Private. 'She must've walked out to investigate while we were arguing!!' yelled Skipper. 'God dammit Skippah!!! Stop stalling me!!' barked out Private, he then inched toward a golf club. 'So what? Is your mother even there?' asked Skipper. 'She's a bit grotty right now, sitting in her chair!!' yelled Private, grabbing the golf club. 'Wait,...

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Psycho: Chapter 2

posted by 67Dodge

At the first stop on the road, was a gas station named 'Texaco' an early gas station in the Texas desert. Skipper pulled over, and hopped out the Eleanor, he then slammed in his quarters into the machine, and put on the pump, it started to inject fuel. 'Hey Marlene, this car ain't got no AC, anything wrong with her?' asked Skipper. 'I dunno, you sinabi it never worked there,' sinabi Marlene. 'Hmm.... Smuggling fake stolen money ain't workful either? Isn't it Marlene?!' asked Skipper, pulling out the gas pipe and setting it back on the stool. Hmmm.... High cloudies in the sky means there will be...

Clone wars! -Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

LATER THAT NIGHT!
The boys are in the HQ doin'n their own thing, when suddenly, another Skipper (real) springs in. " What the?!" Asked the clone, trying to play it off. " Got ya now CLONE! Get him boys!" Skipper commands, pointing his flipper to the imposter. None of his teammates obeyed. " How are we so sure YOURE not the clone?" Kowalski asked skeptically. " Yeah! Get them BOTH boys!" Lilly adds. On her command, everyone jumped onto a Skipper,and tied them each to a chair. "Come on boys, you know it's me!" The clone Skipper pleaded, but all of a sudden,one of his contacts fell out! He was...

Clone wars!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

The susunod day, Skipper began pagganap a-little, well.....different. He flirted with Lilly like, all the way until noon, then he forgot the deactivation code for the detinator Rico had saved in his colon. (That would have been a mess!) Thank gooddness Kowalski remembered.
" What's gotten into him?" Lilly asked Rico while they were swimming in the pool. "Uh mmmn?" Rico replied as he shrugged his shoulders.
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ON-TOP OF THE kampanilya TOWER!!
Skipper was watching the zoo from the kampanilya tower when his eye began to twitch uncontrollably! " Ahhh!! Darn these stupid contacts!"...

kitkas revenge 2

posted by kowalskielol

continuing on from ch.1......

[kowalski walks into the room]

ko:0_____0 (walks backwards and out)

ki: (knocks on door) skipper!!!!!! i waiting....!

p: wada we gona do skipper?!?!

s: (stands up) what we have to do,...

[private and skipper are geared up with wepons]

s: lets go.

[they hop outside in front of kitka]

ki: hello sk-

[they start firing mga baril at her]

guns: BANG BANG!!!!!! BAND BANG!!!! BOOOOM??? BANG BANG!!! BOOM? BANG. BOOM? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!! boo-oom....BANG!!!!

p: i she dead?

s: no (fires gun at her)

Ki: (comes back...

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Girl power!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

The undead carnivores came close into view. Spewing blood, and some sort of green goop. As soon as Lilly was able to see their flesh deprived faces, she loaded her pistol, and headed strait for them! It was an amazing spectacle! Blood and chunks of meat flew all around, staining not only Lilly's snow-white feathers, but her pretty blue bow as well. Every shot she made was a head-shot, and she was proud to be able to bragg about it to Skipper when she found him. What about Marlene you may ask? Well, it turns out that she was not as bad a zombie killer as she thought. Although she never actually...

Cadet soro Chapter 2: Decision

posted by theWOLFPACK15

Sorry for the long wait. I’ve been busy the last few months. Plus school and homework.
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Chapter 2: Decision

"Private? Is that you?" sinabi a soft voice in the shadow of the hollow.

The three older penguins starred at Private, obviously telling him to speak. private stepped forward, hesitated then spoke "Y- Yes, it’s me."

"Oh good you got the heat blanket." a fox's hind quarters and soon the whole body came out of the hollow dragging a isda that was obliviously to big for her. “This isda is so nagyelo that i thought...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 8

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski ran into the room as soon as he heard Lilly's voice. " You're on the plane. Skipper saved your life outhere. A-few madami minutos and those fumes would have killed you!" Lilly smiled. " Aww. How sweet." she sinabi to Kowakski. " When X took me off the ride, what did you guys say?" Lilly asked suspiciously. " Uh nothing! Nothing at all." Kowalski replied in a nerveous way. " Really? Because I could hear you boys giggling like little school girls from outside the door." Lilly said. " Well...." Skipper walked in. "Here he is, MR.HERO!!!" yelled Kowalski as he pushed Skipper twoard's Lilly's...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

" I don't BELIEVE this!" Cried Lilly. " Just because im the only girl, dosn't give him the right to assume IM the weakest link!!" Lilly jumps, spins and does a kick... right into the metal locker! " OWW! Not my best idea." Lilly sits down and thinks of another way out. " Alright men, stay alert. Look for any sighns of Lilly's--- HELP!!" Skipper was interrupted sa pamamagitan ng the sound of Lilly's voice. " Let's go!" The whole group follows and they find Lilly in the cage. As soon as they saw her in that vulnerable postion, they HAD to laugh... and they did. " Shut up before I shove my fist sooo far up all...

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The jealousy of a girl. PART 1.

posted by skipperfan5431

(This story features one of my characters, Lilly!)

One morning in the Central Park Zoo, The penguins are doing their usual morning aeroibics routine.
" Okay boys. Today, were mixing things up alittle. Instead of the usual workout, I think we should all go out for snowcones!"
This news overjoyed the rest of the team. Well, all accept for Lilly.
" Uh, Skipper. I don't think that's the best--" Just then, Kowalski grabs Lilly from behind and holds her mouth shut. "Are you mad woman! Skipper never takes us out to get snowcones this early in the morning." "Yeah!" Private chimes in with a hushed whisper....

Battle of the Borough C2

posted by beastialmoon

In this chapter, the Identity of the female ibong dagat is revealed. The names of the Wheeler’s team is revealed. And a surprise from an unexpected ibong dagat in their habitat could change everything…
PS! If you can find the bible reference, you win a cyber cookie!

Chapter 2

The araw began like any other. It had been two days since Private first met the strange girl penguin. He and the others were rescuing Julien from the baboons who had grown tired of his loud and ludicrous dancing. Private was standing off to the side, awaiting orders. The team was almost ignoring him. It...

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Skipper&Marlene: Seeking Privacy 2

posted by Sandrei

Chapter 2: In the Supermarket

Kowalski made a nervous bilog and glanced once again at the nearest shelf. His favourite “Malado” papkorn was nowhere to be seen. He cursed silently under his beak , grabbed his pen and crossed out two cans of tuna from the shopping list.
Private was wriggling uncomfortably in his baby seat, struggling to reach a megapack of mani mantikilya Winkies, while Rico was busy searching for some Dolly pagkain nearby.
“Rico, stop messing around!” barked Kowalski, immensely irritated, as the segundo tallest ibong dagat accidently knocked against a pile of green cans, standing...

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Skipper's Sick Nurses chapter 2

posted by Sandrei

Here comes chap 2:)

CHAPTER TWO: ibong dagat Tea

Her face was covered with fog. Her green eyes anxious, teary, full of empathy and concern. She wore the same expression when leaning over him down the sewer, after she’d saved him from drowning.
He was too weak to move, but he felt his cheeks blushing from anger and embarrassment. He’d never thrown up in front of a girl before. He knew she caught the sight of him vomiting as he could hear her terrified voice.
“Guys, seems like he’s already woke up!” she informed the rest of the team, while dabbing Skipper’s forehead with a damp cloth. Skipper...

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The Unforgiven Trilogy, Act II

posted by beastialmoon

RATED T! Will be some violence and cautionary moments of drama. I own nothing.

Private lay in his bunk. He had run from these memories for the longest time now. The zoo’s kamakailan encounter with near-ruin brought back all those painful years of fighting. He was a killer, through and through. He tried to escape it, but no one can escape how they were raised.

Lay beside me
Tell me what they've done

Skipper sat in silence, watching the young ibong dagat toss in his sleep. What sad troubles were going through his mind? Skipper knew about his past. But it was something Private had to tell the others. It...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 3

posted by jackandjill2

The susunod day, before Alice arrived with food, Skipper sneaked off to Marlene’s and gave her the necklace. She absolutely loved it, and set it on a small mesa so that aforementioned zookeeper wouldn’t see her wearing it.
During the day, when Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico were out being adorable, Amy went to explore the surrounding sewers. Rodney was still pouting about Marlene’s rejection.
“I mean, come on!” he complained. “I’m a good-looking guy, right? Look at me!”
Ian did not pay attention. He was considering the circumstances and thinking though his new plan.
He knew...

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The ibong dagat zone: 1 Nightmare @ 20,000 feet part 3

posted by 67Dodge

'Dammit!!' yelled Kowalski, 'I-no, not the attendance, I think I just gotta shake it off.' He glanced again out the window and saw the gremlin start burning the engine. 'Marlene?' asked Kowalski. 'Ugh! What?!' groaned Marlene. Then Kowalski got upset. 'Look, I'm sorry, I'm just pissed that you woke me up 5 times today, what do you want?' asked Marlene madami calmly. 'There's something on the wing, a gremlin I think,' sinabi Kowalski. Marlene went to the window to searchfor it. 'Don't look for it, it always dissapears when someone else looks for it,' sinabi Kowalski. 'I don't believe you, that's crazy,...

The Unforgiven Trilogy: Act One

posted by beastialmoon

ACT ONE

Skipper looked at the young Private.
“You don’t have to tell them about this if you don’t want to.”
Private looked at his family – Kowalski, Rico, Marlene, and the lemurs
“I have to, Skipper. I can’t keep secrets like you.” Private sat down, and skipper headed to the back of the crowd The stars hung high in the sky, illuminating the city as Private began his tale.

SCENE ONE

South America, 1994. Norma and Oswald are cooing over their new-hatched son, Elijah. Elijah hugged them repeatedly. His memories of this time were blurry, as were all mga hayop at new-birth.

New Blood Joins...