RuMoR bUsTeRs #1: I need some things cleared up for me!

Hmm, strange questions, alien. I'll try to answer them as well for you as I can.

1) It is true. We do sleep in strange things called "beds" instead of craters. Our skeletons do not work well with craters.

2) ...the, eh, stork?

3) And only two elbows, yes. So sad really. I was supposed to be born with multiple, but hereas I only have two. (shakes head sadly)

Hello! What species are you? I'm an alien too. I'm Irken. Yes, these *shudder* humans are quite strange. And smelly. And filthy. And dirty. And stupid. Just Kidding. But I really am Irken...here's a picture of my leaders.

ya i sleep in a bed, those craters must gt PREEETTYY uncomfortable, and so u must wnt the ingrediants to a gd bed, u ugly green people need sum help! (no offence). 1 unan (use a role of toliet paper if deperate) a cover (a curtain maybe or loootts of hair wukd cover u up) and a sheet (a summer palda cn be used if u hav 1. u probably do. if u dnt, u stink at style. u r SO last yr) and a matress, (a box with paper inside).

1. stuff the box with paper and lay it on the ground (make sure it doesnt fall off because it mite roll off whereeva u freaks r from and hit 1 unlucky HUMAN BEING on the head.

2. add the palda (lay it on tuktok of the box)

3. put the unan on the tuktok of the box, madami to the side so the cvover cn fit. (b warned, ur webbed feet mite hang outa the end)

4. lay the cover below the pillow

5. lay inside da cover, put ur 'head' on the 'pillow'
and 'sleep', if thts wot u do, if u dnt sleepwalk around da place.

thanku for taking the time out of ur 'busy' scedjal (sorry i cnt spell, bt dnt start on the size of the brain, urs is the size of a peice of sweetcorn. o WAIT, u dnt no wt tht IS! ) ok have a nice araw