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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying or you'll get some action faster than a pit toro on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all you want even if she is the kind who will out chug you in serbesa and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names you never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get you in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" or "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if you want to lose her.

9. bola-bola - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a comment about their weight.

10. prutas Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the madami you call her this, the madami she'll take it that you think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do you really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. tupa Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when you think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. pag-ibig Lumps - if you don't want hot sopas poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although you could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if you know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's araw hapunan or her birthday. If you use this you know you'll be getting some later.
    

There you have it, a tuktok 20 listahan of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. Or read it and laugh. Or at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying or it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this listahan wisely and please no wagering.


Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
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Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush you can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
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Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush you can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If you wanna dance let’s ilipat it
If you wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If you want the world you got it
If you want the girl you got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If you want it all you got it
Can you hear me call you got it
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I’ll do that
So much for you
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posted by -Yusha-
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the susunod on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't you take a upuan and I will get you something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some pagkain with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the listahan and removed his name from the tuktok of the listahan and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he sinabi to the guy, "Because you have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the listahan ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much you try!!
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Gotta catch 'em all--

It's you and me

I know it's my destiny

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In a world we must defend

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Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

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Gotta catch 'em all!

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Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face



To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by sapherequeen
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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a tagahanga of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I pag-ibig and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of you for the rest of my life :)

I pag-ibig you all! Have a beautiful, wonderful araw :D
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dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that you were real, that you all were , that he was.
There is evidence that you were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming or not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and you diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, or did i make you up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without you i dont know. But i want to find out. Do you think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can you forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the kalye physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your asno like rembrandt!
Ha! You Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when you see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what you did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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