I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" or "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He sinabi "I'd like to have one too." Then I sinabi "But this is a dog". He sinabi he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He sinabi I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He sinabi every room in the hotel was for sex. I sinabi "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He sinabi "Me too."
Part II
One araw I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But you don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I sinabi "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge sinabi "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge sinabi "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are you doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I sinabi "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" or "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He sinabi "I'd like to have one too." Then I sinabi "But this is a dog". He sinabi he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He sinabi I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He sinabi every room in the hotel was for sex. I sinabi "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He sinabi "Me too."
Part II
One araw I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But you don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I sinabi "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge sinabi "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge sinabi "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are you doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I sinabi "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
Hi im thinking of wrting a story (IDK how long yet, ill see how far i can get without it becming boring) for storywrite.com (gr8 site) the story is about a female vampire who accidently kills her little brother in bloodlust and decides she no longer wants to be a vampire but the only way to stop being a vampire is to kill the person who infected you and drink all their blood, but that person is her lover, the story is mostly going to be about her struggling with herself on whether what shes trying to do is right and whether shes being selfish and finding herself in promising positions to kill him but not being able to. for madami info message me
and now down to the point, i cant think of a title, does anyone have any suggestions, also character, place, any names or titles are appreciated thanks
and now down to the point, i cant think of a title, does anyone have any suggestions, also character, place, any names or titles are appreciated thanks
poem 1:the world
the sun shines bright
there's day,and there's night
both are beautiful sights
this is the world
Winter,spring,summer,and fall
is a magical season
so there is no reason
for you to hate
seasons so great
we are all one
we need the sun
we need the air
we all care
about the world
poem 2:love
there is something above
we cant see it
we cant bee it
but we all know what it is
it is love
pag-ibig is what we need
to live,to breath
to be what we can be
we all need love
pag-ibig is power
pag-ibig is strong.
thats why pag-ibig songs
are so very strong
Poem 3:run (this one isnt all that good)
in the sun
is where i run
away from here
ill not be near
Something that will kill me
something that can be
so deadly and strong
and can kill me with a song
thats why i run
in the sun
i still remember you hum.
im sorry i must run.
the sun shines bright
there's day,and there's night
both are beautiful sights
this is the world
Winter,spring,summer,and fall
is a magical season
so there is no reason
for you to hate
seasons so great
we are all one
we need the sun
we need the air
we all care
about the world
poem 2:love
there is something above
we cant see it
we cant bee it
but we all know what it is
it is love
pag-ibig is what we need
to live,to breath
to be what we can be
we all need love
pag-ibig is power
pag-ibig is strong.
thats why pag-ibig songs
are so very strong
Poem 3:run (this one isnt all that good)
in the sun
is where i run
away from here
ill not be near
Something that will kill me
something that can be
so deadly and strong
and can kill me with a song
thats why i run
in the sun
i still remember you hum.
im sorry i must run.