I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" or "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He sinabi "I'd like to have one too." Then I sinabi "But this is a dog". He sinabi he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He sinabi I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He sinabi every room in the hotel was for sex. I sinabi "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He sinabi "Me too."
Part II
One araw I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But you don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I sinabi "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge sinabi "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge sinabi "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are you doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I sinabi "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" or "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He sinabi "I'd like to have one too." Then I sinabi "But this is a dog". He sinabi he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He sinabi I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He sinabi every room in the hotel was for sex. I sinabi "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He sinabi "Me too."
Part II
One araw I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But you don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I sinabi "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge sinabi "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge sinabi "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are you doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I sinabi "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
Are you a scientist Cause I'd Like to do you on a mesa , Periodically(:
If you where a tatsulok You'd be acute one.
Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.
There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3
uy baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up (:
mga rosas are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?
You remind me of my susunod boyfriend.
Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!
If you were a snack pack id eat you without a spoon.
You smell like a flower. Can I plant you in my garden?
Do you believe in pag-ibig at first sight, or should I walk sa pamamagitan ng again?
If you where a tatsulok You'd be acute one.
Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.
There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3
uy baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up (:
mga rosas are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?
You remind me of my susunod boyfriend.
Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!
If you were a snack pack id eat you without a spoon.
You smell like a flower. Can I plant you in my garden?
Do you believe in pag-ibig at first sight, or should I walk sa pamamagitan ng again?
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(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving pag-ibig in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in you and the things you doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car pasulong saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitara by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if you think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if you just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if you think that we cant sing it faster then you wrong but itll help if you just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if you just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitara by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if you think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if you just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if you think that we cant sing it faster then you wrong but itll help if you just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if you just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
