walang tiyak na layunin Article: It'd be nice to be skinny

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posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, you can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If you wanna gain a little weight all you have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks you what your size is or how much you weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when you think of women you think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

smileypop9 so true!! i used to be model skinny. but now iv started to gain weight, i still look super skinny if i wear the right clothes, but im not gonna wear a bikini till i lose at least 9 pounds/4 kg!

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The 7 Golden Rules for Good Life

posted by miisous92

What is good life? What is happiness? What is success? What is pleasure? How should I treat other people? How should I cope with unfortunate events? How can I get rid off unnecessary worry? How should I handle liberty?

1- Be a Responsible Human Being. Approach yourself with honesty and thoroughness; maintain a kind of spiritual hygiene; stop the blame-shifting for your errors and shortcomings.

2-Worry only about the things that are in your control, the things that can be influenced and changed sa pamamagitan ng your actions, not about the things that are beyond your capacity to direct or alter.

3-Experience...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sa pamamagitan ng an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Sansa's Weird araw

posted by Windrises

Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This tagahanga story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and sinabi "How's it going?"

She sinabi "Bad and I won't tell you why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow sinabi "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically sinabi "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon sinabi "Sister...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

posted by Canada24

Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's segundo life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them sa pamamagitan ng confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled sa pamamagitan ng the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the pamagat of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in madami cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important tanong of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A listahan Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are you bored? Do you have the humor of a 10 taon old boy? Do you like music that doesn't have a real point? Do you like music that will make your grandma look at you with disappointment in her eyes!? If you answered yes to any of these tanong then here is a listahan for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes music about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John puso - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

Sugar Glider.

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Source: Sugar Glider

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IRON MAIDEN

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The Youtube Screwups

posted by alexischaos2004

Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about Youtube and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, sumali me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.

Ah... Youtube. You're one of my paborito websites in the entire history of the internet. The content you ipakita me is truly enlightening. I always watch the bidyo you have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I pag-ibig you, Youtube.

WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Make A Fanpop artikulo

posted by deathding

(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this artikulo even remotely seriously, then you probably aren't as smart as you think you are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, you need to think of a good title. Y'know,...

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Ten madami childhood ruining facts

posted by Canada24

#1: BLACK FIN:
30 years ago, Seaworld wasn't exactly at it's brightest of lights. As a film known as "Black Fin" reveals the tragic truth of the largest known, captive Orca.. tilikum.
The film reveals Tilikum was captured near Iceland in November of 1983, over 30 years ago. At only 2 years old, when he was approximately 13 feet long, he was torn away from his family and ocean home.
And, long story short, he might of been bullied sa pamamagitan ng the other Orcas.
This eventually leading to Tilikum killing 3 trainers.
The most famish being the violent death of Dawn Brancheau.
It's believed Tilikum was pagganap very...

pagong Sandwich: Updated Update

posted by TheMagicLoki

I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the pagong Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:

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pagong Sandwich: Update

posted by TheMagicLoki

Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new pagong sanwits this week. But I am Pagsulat this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.

1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought madami about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between pelikula and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch pelikula far madami often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.

I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city you might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make madami time for this in the future.

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Meme I shit you not

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Coraline Review

posted by PeacefulCritic

Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia Halloween classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline or Coraline whichever one you prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...

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The Tale of King Ramses - katakut-takot na pasta

posted by slenderman777

Courage the Cowardly Dog was a ipakita on Cartoon Network when it actually had mostly good shows (It aired from 1999-2002). It was cancelled after 4 seasons but it's shown on Cartoon Network sporadically.

One episode in particular that scared a lot of us was King Ramses'' Curse. But does anyone really know King Ramses' backstory? Not really. That's where I come in. About 3 weeks ago, a friend of mine named Ted sent me a link to a website. It was the Cartoon Network website but there was something off about it.

It was darker than I had last remembered it, and sa pamamagitan ng that I mean dark colors. It had been...

Game Central Station

posted by Hades_Shadow

For all Wreck-it Ralph fans out there, here is a club I made here to create and play as your own character from any of the games in the Movie! So far we have the Games of Fix-it Felix Jr., Sugar Rush, and bayani Duty! I would have just made a link but it would not add it here, so here it is!

To those who stumble on this article, Welcome! This will be the Role Play for those who pag-ibig the Movie Wreck-It Ralph. This page itself is for you to game jump. You can share things with different characters, go try your luck in another game, and mainly to make friends. There will be a couple rules, but...