From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if you never got a best answer, just simply drink gatas out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.
1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the tanong might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now? Ok, good moving on.
2. Sure, you can do exactly what the tanong asks, but I've seen some best anwsers that go on and on and on...type a long paragraph about the subject! Also, to look extra clever, type one sentence above your paragraph. I can't exactly think of one on the tuktok of my head, so I'll just use walang tiyak na layunin letters, so you can just picture the format.
Example:
uisbusbgosuibgosign
iufbaiauhdooiaiorywuqrio892jrwjfbjk
a98qyhf97ry98ry98qwy89qy9q8ryr89qry89awyr89
wgriughsiudghipotatoaw7gd87DYCD$%W%ER^%D$Eghuhgeognotgh8gh8gheokn89hf8y89****(*Y(*GHvuygrdYGUFYG*&&*^&*(^*(&(*&sdf skjns
Did you find the word,"potato?" Good job! Pretend this is much longer, sorry! I tried publishing it when it was really long! It didn't fit into the screen!Also, pretend all of those words have spaces. We'll learn about that in our susunod step.
3. Use proper grammar. It's very important on Fanpop. If you don't some people get annoyed and/or they can't read it.
Example:
Instead of this: OMIGAWDIH8U
Type this: Oh my god, I hate you!
Notice how there are spaces in between words. Also, correct capitilization and punctuation. Don't use sombrero too much, people think you are very irritated and/or yelling.
4. Use pictures if you can! They are fun and expressive!
5. You could also use sarcasm. I don't see this in many best answers, but it can be useful at times. The example also ties in with step #4.
Example:
Question: Post a hot picutre! (as in like apoy and stuff)
My answer: (Ok this stuff in parentheses wasn't in my answer but I'll just explain what I had in it. I put a picture of Domo (you know, that brown thing with it's mouth open all the time) in a Yoda costume and my caption was *sighs* I acted like that was attractive! And that answer did get voted as best:)
Woah, I just realized, I have parenthese inside parenthese! LOL!
And that's it. Those are all my ways. But hey! I got all this and I only had 3 best answers! Hahahahahhahahahaha I'm clever! Now, go eat some gawing kalokohan while typing a best answer. Oh wait! I just thought of another step!
6. Have a nice snack with you while typing it. My snack is strawberries and whip cream. Yum. Researchers ipakita eating small pagkain while working on something helps you concentrate and feel relaxed:)
LOL no way! I don't know if researchers think that! How can pagkain make you concentrate! Well, I guess maybe gum might work but seriously? You believed that for a second! Wow! Ok, now really see ya! Now get typing!
1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the tanong might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now? Ok, good moving on.
2. Sure, you can do exactly what the tanong asks, but I've seen some best anwsers that go on and on and on...type a long paragraph about the subject! Also, to look extra clever, type one sentence above your paragraph. I can't exactly think of one on the tuktok of my head, so I'll just use walang tiyak na layunin letters, so you can just picture the format.
Example:
uisbusbgosuibgosign
iufbaiauhdooiaiorywuqrio892jrwjfbjk
a98qyhf97ry98ry98qwy89qy9q8ryr89qry89awyr89
wgriughsiudghipotatoaw7gd87DYCD$%W%ER^%D$Eghuhgeognotgh8gh8gheokn89hf8y89****(*Y(*GHvuygrdYGUFYG*&&*^&*(^*(&(*&sdf skjns
Did you find the word,"potato?" Good job! Pretend this is much longer, sorry! I tried publishing it when it was really long! It didn't fit into the screen!Also, pretend all of those words have spaces. We'll learn about that in our susunod step.
3. Use proper grammar. It's very important on Fanpop. If you don't some people get annoyed and/or they can't read it.
Example:
Instead of this: OMIGAWDIH8U
Type this: Oh my god, I hate you!
Notice how there are spaces in between words. Also, correct capitilization and punctuation. Don't use sombrero too much, people think you are very irritated and/or yelling.
4. Use pictures if you can! They are fun and expressive!
5. You could also use sarcasm. I don't see this in many best answers, but it can be useful at times. The example also ties in with step #4.
Example:
Question: Post a hot picutre! (as in like apoy and stuff)
My answer: (Ok this stuff in parentheses wasn't in my answer but I'll just explain what I had in it. I put a picture of Domo (you know, that brown thing with it's mouth open all the time) in a Yoda costume and my caption was *sighs* I acted like that was attractive! And that answer did get voted as best:)
Woah, I just realized, I have parenthese inside parenthese! LOL!
And that's it. Those are all my ways. But hey! I got all this and I only had 3 best answers! Hahahahahhahahahaha I'm clever! Now, go eat some gawing kalokohan while typing a best answer. Oh wait! I just thought of another step!
6. Have a nice snack with you while typing it. My snack is strawberries and whip cream. Yum. Researchers ipakita eating small pagkain while working on something helps you concentrate and feel relaxed:)
LOL no way! I don't know if researchers think that! How can pagkain make you concentrate! Well, I guess maybe gum might work but seriously? You believed that for a second! Wow! Ok, now really see ya! Now get typing!
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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The segundo nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody sinabi it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody sinabi it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could you pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? sinabi the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made you laugh.
Here are 2 walang tiyak na layunin facts:
They don't sell Smarties or Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made you laugh.
Here are 2 walang tiyak na layunin facts:
They don't sell Smarties or Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.