I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:
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There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT THE HELL THIS IS???'
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'Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering payo or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.
Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"
Grandchild: "really?"
Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"
Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"
grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!'
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1. 'A country that claims the name of an entire continent to itself alone for no compelling reason'.
2. 'The pathetic fucking country that I live in. Which 97% of the people are fucking stupid, and the remaining 3% have to suffer because of the majority's stupidity. Fuck Hesus freaks. Fuck religious people. Fuck putbol moms. Fuck rednecks. Fuck America.
Americans are stupid, naive, ignorant and will believe anything.'
Wow, someone really hates America :/
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xD
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'something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.'
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'Something we stopped caring about after the internet came along.'
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