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Arnold Schwarzenegger (how it really happened)

posted by Schnusch

Just pagbaba some of the Terminator mga panipi through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!

Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash araw tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.

I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. You might get annoyed sa pamamagitan ng it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.

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We Can't Stop (Furry Parody)

posted by ShadowFan100

Lyrics

I'm a furry, I can do what I want
You're a furry, you can do what you want
We're all furries, we can do what we want
We can sing where we want
We can dance where we want

I'm a furry, I can do what I want
You're a furry, you can do what you want
We're all furries, we can do what we want
We can hang where we want
Have fun where we want

People in fursuits everywhere
Paws in the air, like we don't care
'Cuz we came to have so much fun now
Got our fursuits on and we gonna furry it out

If you're not ready to go home
Can I get a "Hell no"?
'Cuz we're gonna furry all night
'Till we see the sunlight, alright

So,...

My tuktok 10 paborito Alice in Wonderland Characters

posted by Windrises

This listahan is about the characters from Johnny Depp's Alice in Wonderland films. The 2010 and 2016 Alice films have various enjoyable characters. Everybody on the listahan except for the tuktok 2 is in alphabetical order. I hope you enjoy the listahan and feel free to mention your paborito characters from the 2010 and 2016 Alice films.

Cheshire Cat

The Cheshire Cat was briefly a rival of the Hatter, but the Cheshire Cat turned out to be a useful and amusing character. Also he has a nice voice.

Dormouse

In nakaraan versions of Alice in Wonderland the Dormouse was a sleepy guy, but the Dormouse is a heroic...

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Canada24's tuktok ten most badass actors..

posted by Canada24

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. You really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him madami in pelikula like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....

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pagong sanwits #1: bituin Wars

posted by TheMagicLoki

Here it is! The first episode of pagong Sandwich! Hope you enjoy viewing this as much as I enjoyed making it! It might not be as good as you were hoping, so feel free to provide criticism if you think it would improve the series.

And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)

Robbie Kay

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TDF REVIEWS THINGS: My Little parang buriko (spoilerz)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls ipakita that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little tsokolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, bahaghari asong babae and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.

Megara - Screencaps

added by 3xZ

Source: disneyscreencaps.com

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My Lame Opinion On Shovel Knight.

posted by deathding

There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm madami of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the popular website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays you had to do in a week...

Fight! Kamen Rider V3 - English Lyrics

posted by BlondLionEzel

rimson, Crimson, Crimson helmet of V3
Double Typhoon, the sinturon of Life
The wind-wheels of Strength and Technique spin
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood screams with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my strength
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

Blue, Blue, Blue Bike of V3
Hurricane Jump a flying machine
The wheels and wings defeat monsters
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood burns with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my life
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

White, White, White Muffler of V3
Twin wings that soar in the sky
Justice and pag-ibig protect the world
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood agitates with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my body
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

Praise be to Decepticon Lyrics (English)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Nobody believes in the end of the world
A sadistic melody thunders through the air
Darkness was born, Darkness haunts, and Darkness rules
Fill this world rampant with despair with an insane love

Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war.

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands

Nobody notices the darkness in hearts
Nobody can hear the screams from the heart
Covered in lies, controlling lies, and lies are allowed
Fill this...

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What Girls Should Know About Guys

posted by alex165

1. We say things that aren't true to impress you

2. When we find out what you like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always

3. We research periods and moodswings to know madami about it

4. We're just as shy as you are about relationships

5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier

6. We always paliguan before a date

7. We wear different clothes different days to see what you like best

8. We gel our hair way too much

9. Most of us try to lean or look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you

10. When you're gone, we binge out on tsokolate bars and soda...