The most walang tiyak na layunin thing ever made - me and my friend talking on facebook chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.
H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily
H: Why do you call me and not say anything?
segundo time in a row?
E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.
H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me sa pamamagitan ng accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)
E: Was she pag-awit "Hallelujah"?
H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.
E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but don't worry.
H: Ok.
E: I was talking with Alex through Skype
H: And?
E: Well, she was eating a Satino puding and Maria was sitting susunod to her because it was her account and she wanted to see everything and then her father went in and I hid behind the webcam then Alex went away she sinabi she'll be back soon and Maria got disconnected and that's the end.
H: A fascinating conversation, milady.
I find your point of view on the cat's case truly curious.
E: Oh yeah, they were trying to force Elvis (the cat) to speak.
That was terrible.
They will torment him to death.
H: poor Elvis
E: Hey, isn't he already dead?
H: How come?
Elvis lives!
E: I bet the cat's his incarnation.
H: That's for sure.
E: I think they force him to sing everyday when he thought he'd finally find peace as a cat.
H: Cause us human beings are like parasites
We'll even force a cat to sing.
E: Hey, didn't they want to castrate him?!
H: They did
But I'm planning to castrate my cat as well
It's... natural
E: But he's ELVIS
H: But they may not realise their cat's true identity
E: Who cares you can't just go and castrate an ex-human being
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H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily
H: Why do you call me and not say anything?
segundo time in a row?
E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.
H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me sa pamamagitan ng accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)
E: Was she pag-awit "Hallelujah"?
H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.
E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but don't worry.
H: Ok.
E: I was talking with Alex through Skype
H: And?
E: Well, she was eating a Satino puding and Maria was sitting susunod to her because it was her account and she wanted to see everything and then her father went in and I hid behind the webcam then Alex went away she sinabi she'll be back soon and Maria got disconnected and that's the end.
H: A fascinating conversation, milady.
I find your point of view on the cat's case truly curious.
E: Oh yeah, they were trying to force Elvis (the cat) to speak.
That was terrible.
They will torment him to death.
H: poor Elvis
E: Hey, isn't he already dead?
H: How come?
Elvis lives!
E: I bet the cat's his incarnation.
H: That's for sure.
E: I think they force him to sing everyday when he thought he'd finally find peace as a cat.
H: Cause us human beings are like parasites
We'll even force a cat to sing.
E: Hey, didn't they want to castrate him?!
H: They did
But I'm planning to castrate my cat as well
It's... natural
E: But he's ELVIS
H: But they may not realise their cat's true identity
E: Who cares you can't just go and castrate an ex-human being
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1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take mga litrato of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Pusa are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take mga litrato of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Pusa are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five madami songs, can you believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even sinabi that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her susunod CD Rebecca promises to have a madami natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking tahanan from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a balyena drove sa pamamagitan ng in his sedan and sinabi happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went tahanan and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a isda tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went tahanan and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a isda tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do pag-ibig Misa though!
I pag-ibig kanin balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I pag-ibig my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I pag-ibig the colors: dayap Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I pag-ibig the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do pag-ibig Misa though!
I pag-ibig kanin balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I pag-ibig my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I pag-ibig the colors: dayap Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I pag-ibig the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own sisne costume. Look at my kahel beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here you are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look madami ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own sisne costume. Look at my kahel beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here you are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look madami ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for you then it is madami than possible that with a little time you two can go back to being friends.
mga kaibigan and just friends. You must be clear about what you want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be mga kaibigan with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what you want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart you still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then you are ready to be mga kaibigan again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some mga kaibigan and the apoy alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the apoy alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been madami funny to you if you *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop sinabi this artikulo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the apoy alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been madami funny to you if you *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop sinabi this artikulo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.