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sa pamamagitan ng a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much madami successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14) Sing 'Mountain Air' from The Hunger Games at Fred's death.
15) During the exam scene in Order Of The Pheonix, loudly yell 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'
16) Ask them are they Team Edward or Team Jacob.
17) Ask their opinion on Harry and Draco's 'wand fight'
18) Go over memories of them not getting their letter on their 11th birthday.
19) Stick a piece of paper with the word MUGGLE on their back.
20) Shout out 'FOR NARNIA' while watching the battle scene.
21) Call Ginny a ginga' ninja.
22) Point out that as much as he tries, Ron will never be able to eat as much as Niall Horan.
23) Ask why doesn't Harry Potter have a cool theme tune like Wizards Of Waverly Place does.
24) Joyfully tell them how Hunger Games is going to be way bigger than Harry Potter.
25) Ask why doesn't Harry have his mother's eyes.
26) Ask who Fred marries.
27) Point out how Harry and Hermione make such a good couple, and suggest Ron and Ginny get together.
29) Everytime Professor McGonagall comes on screen yell 'WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT?'
30) Compare Professor Trenawly to Alice Cullen.
31) Take embaressing pictures of them insisting you're Colin Creevy.
32) Declare your mutal pag-ibig for the Giant Squid aloud in public.
33) Point out how Ron's catchphrase 'Bloody Hell' is just another word for a girl's period.
34) Blow smoke from your mouth outside on a cold araw and pretend you're Norbet.
35) Tell them their hair looks like Hagrid's.
36) Hold a non existant object in front of their face, and declare it's only visible to wizards.
37) Ask them why Harry never changes his shirt.
38) Insist on playing 'Got your nose' with pictures of Voldemort.
39) Replace their Harry Potter DVDs with Twilight ones.
40) Ask if J.K stands for Joseph Kony.
I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her tahanan because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their tanong with questions

Ask if you they can put pagkain color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a comment about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free petsa with one of the staff if you make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys or emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and you don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do you use these emotions or others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) halik
-See madami emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. or be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat pagkain that can make you sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda or crush
4) gety near load stuff or equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late oras
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms kalye orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make you hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what you did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
tuktok 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time you wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say you don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite or scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with mga kaibigan that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a kutsilyo of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, you don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a bass Pro tindahan or anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift tindahan and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a listahan of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was pasko Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute bangka hanging on the pasko puno and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of ram into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at pasko time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes you mad or doesnt agree with your point of view you just ulat them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes you mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont ulat thm. Because we are a big family and we dont ulat or block family we care and ipakita pag-ibig for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to ulat someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



pag-ibig all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: You are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET YOU FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: YOU dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought you picked a araw out of a hat for that or something.

ME: kendi araw is when I say it is kendi Day. It's when I say it is kendi Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to ulat my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The susunod day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how you looked madami important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If you think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone pagbaba the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. Or the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an artikulo here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your pagbaba my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even pagbaba this.
4. You didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did you notice I skipped number three.
7. You don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that you silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then you realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But you remember that a fact is something that can be proven right or wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. You wish you never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch you with the missing number this time. Or did I?
14. You wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind pagbaba powers amaze you.
16. You totally forgot I was only supposed to tell you ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog tagahanga character. Do you think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 taon old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel isda and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel isda could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a paghahanap as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a tanong since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight tagahanga on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. You can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a comment to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the tanong had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a manuntok in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutos early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read tanong aloud, pagtatalo your sagot with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children pag-awit in a row, then you sneeze and you fall down. Did you ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - you used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how you knew you had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - you know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal paborito of mine) or a madami scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell you a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe you can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when you apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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