So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones you don't enjoy but you don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just mangarap ng gising (about a bunch of grapes, with each ubas having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if you must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one ubas had just sinabi to another "What did the ubas do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) sa pamamagitan ng the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if you want to surprise a mouse".

I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the sopa and was rolling around with laughter.

Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.

The susunod araw I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.