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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits

mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter

mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down

mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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missracoon xDDDDDDDDD

cutiepie0310 These poems aren't funny. They are disgusting. I like SaveWord_Apples' poem.

Sylvia_Puffin ^yea, me too. These are a little gross, no offence.

SeeUV3 XD I find these very entertainig

TheSpartan9000 Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know you So f*** you

Zekrom676 XD ahahahahaha lol

TheSpartan9000 Roses are red My gun is too So stand still And let me shoot you

velvex rose are red violets are blue i suck at poems nice tits

mockingjay2 Nasty ..... I like SaveWord_Apples' poem. It was funnier and better ....

r260897 @mokingjay2....yah..!!! that apple boy's poem was better than s#!t above...

halcyon-smile Oh gosh I cannot stop reading them xD

purrfect55555 roses are red violets are blue to tell ya the truth i dont know you

swampfox31 Oh my god, these are awesome!

BballGirly14 Roses are red. Violets are blue. The stupid grass is green. Why are people so mean?

AwakenShadow I don't care about roses. The same with violets too. So just get under the sheets, And let me fuck you. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Keep staring at me, And you will be too. nice poems to everybody that put one XD

j11 Roses are red my knife is too why the fuck ain't you blue

j11 Roses are red my hood is too what the fuck did i hit?

j11 Peolpe say poems should rhyme i say your gay. I can still make a poem

landiQ Roses are red violets are blue take my man and I kill u

xLoyaltyX Roses are red Violets are violet Tell me who the hell said Violets are blue!

OmgItsCadence roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle's for you :P

dashaonmott while roses are red you be peeing the bed, while violets are blue aint nobody want to be you. BOOM

dashaonmott roses are red and violets are blue, god made me beautiful but not you

euhe Roses are red Grass is greener When I think of you I play with my wiener Cum is white Cum is white When I cum on you It's a big delight

SaintBlackmoor Roses are red Violets are Bullshit, Oh hi, Mark!

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