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 flippy burying firestar
flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan Pusa are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even madami fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with you here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the araw the clan Pusa had to make their decision. Excitement fizzed beneath scourge's pelt as he led his clan to the spot they had met the clans before. It took a while but all four leaders showed up with Pusa from their clans behind them. I already knew their choice but I let them speak. “we won't let you have the forest. It's been ours since the beginning of the clans.” firestar growled. “we'll fight if we have to.” I thrust my muzzle into firestars face. “oh you'll get a fight.” I growled. Then I drew away and yowled. “bloodclan attack!” the clearing exploded into yowls and hisses. Scourge leaped at firestar. They rolled on the ground screeching until scourge threw him off. One of scourge's followers leaped onto firestar. Scourge knew that would stop firestar for now. Scourge looked around. Everyone was fighting. Everyone but flippy. He just stared wild eyed at the chaos. Then his eyes turned yellow and he pulled out his knife, charging at a thunderclan warrior. The warrior's white pelt turned red. Her blue eyes glittering with pain. She died quickly. Flippy just let her body fall then rushed to another warrior, a dark brown tabby tom. He tried to dodge but flippy stabbed him in the throat. This warrior dies quicker than the other one. susunod flippy attacked a riverclan warrior. A thickset tabby. He fell quicker than the brown tabby. Before flippy could get another victim the leaders started to yowl. “retreat, retreat!” the yowled. The clan Pusa ran away quickly. Flippy didn't give up that easily. Scourge watched as he rushed towards the fleeing cats. He leaped and landed on a black tom with a twisted foot. Flippy's kutsilyo stabbed strait through the Pusa neck. Blood oozed, then gushed then his life was gone. Flippy threw his kutsilyo at a walang tiyak na layunin cat. It hit a dark ginger she cat. Blood squirted and hit flippy's face. Flippy's eyes turned back to normal and he gasped. Obviously surprised. He backed away from the clan cats, trembling. “you killed russetfur!” blackfoot, a white tom with black paws, growled. “i-i didn't mean it.” flippy stammered. “i-it wasn't me.” “it wasn't you?” blackfoot spat. “i saw you with my own eyes, liar!” flippy looked terrified and devistated. Blackfoot growled, stepping towards flippy. “I'm going to rip your puso out and ipakita it to you.” he hissed. Flippy backed away. A apoy lit in scourges belly. Blackfoot couldn't insult bloodclan like that! He darted between them, hissing at blackfoot. “if you even try I'll rip your throat out!” blackfoot looked startled. “what's it to you?” he growled. “flippy is a loyal warrior of bloodclan!” scourge hissed. Blackfoot backed off, knowing he couldn't face scourge and followed his clan. “this place belongs to us now!” scourge screeched at them. “if I find one clan cat in my forest I'll rip them to shreds!” bloodclan yowled in agreement. Scourge led his clan deeper into the forest. They reached thunderclan first, scourge recognized the scent. The thunderclan Pusa still weren't here yet. He settled into a yungib that seemed to be the leaders yungib while the rest of his clan spread out to find dens. They slept well that night, thunderclan didn't ipakita up until the susunod day. “get out of here!” a yell woke scourge. Firestar and bone were glaring at each other, bristling. “no, you get out!” bone growled. “you have no right to this place, we won it!” firestars tail lashed before he continued. “we lived here before you you were born!” he hissed. “you just beat us in a stupid fight!” bone stepped closer to firestar. “and we'd pag-ibig to do it again.” he growled. Firestar hissed and swiped at Buto cheek. Bone leaped at firestar. They both fought, tumbling on the ground for a while. Every cat watched in silence. Then a scream shook the air. “what are you doing, stop it!” it was flippy. He ran towards the battle and threw firestar off. “what are you doing here, we won this place and fighting will be a waste of warriors.” firestar stood up and glared at flippy. “as if we'd fight knowing you'll be there.” he growled. “look, firestar.” flippy sinabi in a reasonable tone. “i know you've lived here for a long time but it's time to ilipat on. If you try to win it you'll lose and many of your warriors will die. Just give it up and leave.” firestar unsheathed his claws and showed them to flippy. “give us our camp or these are going in your pelt.” he threatened. Flippy didn't seem to hear. He was growling and his eyes turned yellow. He glared at firestar and pulled out his knife. “oh now you'll fight?” firestar growled. Flippy picked firestar up sa pamamagitan ng the scruff and laughed. When firestar struggled he tightened his grip. Flippy slammed firestar against a tre as hard as he could and stabbed firestars throat. He let go of him. Firestar was stuck there, the kutsilyo went through him and got stuck in the tree. Firestars lives were washed away with the blood that poured out of his neck. Soon all of his lives were gone. He hung from the tree, limp as a dead leaf. “good job flippy.” scourge meowed, walking up to him. Flippy spun around and grabbed him sa pamamagitan ng the neck. The only thing in his eyes was “kill”. No recognition at all. It was as if scourge was an enemy to him. Flippy squeezed tighter. Scourge could hardly breath. “why is he doing this?” scourge thought. The spikes on scourges kwelyo were stabbing strait though flippys hands. Scourge hissed and lashed out at flippys face. He slashed his eyes. Flippy dropped him and rubbed his eyes. “what happened?” he muttered. “my hands hurt, my eyes are bleeding.” scourge felt like ripping his throat out. He tried to kill him again! Then he remembered flippys disorder. “that's why!” he thought. “he can't control himself!” flippys words echoed in his head. “ since that araw when ever I'm reminded of war I just lose control and attack everything in sight.” brick and bone seemed to remember too. Their balahibo was flat and their eyes were calm but every other bloodclan cat looked angry. Their balahibo was bristling and their hackles were raised. “you almost killed our leader!” one of them shouted. One of them, a gray tom, leaped at flippy, claws extended. Scourge jumped in front of flippy, growling. “what are you doing?” he growled at the gray warrior. “he tried to kill you!” the warrior replied. “i could see that, I'm not blind.” scourge growled. The Pusa in the crowd looked shocked. “why aren't you mad?” one of them called. “i would tell you, but I think it would be better to let flippy tell you himself.” scourge replied, stepping aside. Flippy looked nervous but he spoke up anyways. “well, it's a long story.” as flippy told his story some of the Pusa hostility faded. “and since that araw whenever I'm reminded of war I lose sight of everything and kill whatever I see.” he finished. None of the Pusa looked hostile anymore. “so, you didn't try to kill scourge, it was your split personality?” one of them asked. Flippy just nodded. “that explains why you fought so mercilessly in the battle with the clans.” one of them called out. “and why you fought firestar like he was nothing.” another one added. They both had admiration in their voice. “you fight like scourge when someone gets him really mad.” another one meowed. “I'm not that great.” flippy responded. Pusa started to break away, still muttering to each other. Today was a success, scourge knew it. They won the thunderclan camp with no injuries and they had a chance to win more. Tomorrow would be even better.
 scourge facing firestar
scourge facing firestar
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I pag-ibig GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to you say, "Why don't you speak madami clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim you are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe you but DONT give up, see how far you can get ( WARNING, may result in you being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when you are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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{Sally's POV}


"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean sa pamamagitan ng 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...
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Ghetto Names

Mostly popular with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming madami common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us sa pamamagitan ng our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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 hetalia COZ I CAN XD
hetalia COZ I CAN XD
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes sa pamamagitan ng waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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