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posted by TheRealSexyKate
In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined sa pamamagitan ng Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell susunod to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel.

Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.

A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles madami per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.

Pusa can hear ultrasound.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

The United States has never Nawawala a war in which mules were used.

Children grow faster in the springtime.

On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds big mac bun.

Paul Revere rode on a horse that belonged to Deacon Larkin.

The Baby Ruth kendi bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.

Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

Clans of long nakaraan that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired"

Nobody knows who built the Taj Mahal. The names of the architects, masons, and designers that have come down to us have all proved to be latter-day inventions, and there is no evidence to indicate who the real creators were.

Every human spent about half an oras as a single cell.

7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one buwan later.

"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."

February is Black History Month.

Jane Barbie was the woman who did the voice recordings for the kampanilya System.

The first drive-in service station in the United States was opened sa pamamagitan ng Gulf Oil Company - on December 1, 1913, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

The elepante is the only animal with 4 knees.

Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
They ran to the puno house.Maybelle was confused,this place was so much bigger.Did it ever end?What?Her land was small."Here!Go in here!I'll go get food!"Sarah said,and ran."Maybelle.How old are you?"Alicia asked."16"She said."DANG IT!GOTTA WAIT 6 YEARS."Henry yelled."Now I ask you a question.Does your land...end?"Maybelle asked."Course it does!Yours doesn't?"Alicia asked."Nope!We live forever!Along as Ariana doesn't kill us."Maybelle said."Here!"Sarah said.Running with a bag of Chips,three cans of pop,And a cereal box."This should last you the night."Sarah said."You got the Stone?"Sarah asked....
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Sarah couldn't sleep,when she did,she had nightmares!.In her nightmare she was with Maybelle.Running.Thinking that lady would catch us.Then,She popped out of the ground."HA!"She yelled.Sarah ran to the door."MAYBELLE!"Sarah screeched.The lady grew taller,Larger.She soon became a giant.She had Maybelle in her hand."What do you want from me,Ariana?"Maybelle asked."What is wrong with you!"I grabbed two sticks and stabbed Ariana."OW!STOP!"Ariana picked me up in her other hand."Ah!"Sarah woke up.She brushed her bangs back.
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The three mga kaibigan came...
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"Do you hear that?"Alicia asked."What?"Henry and Sarah asked."That,that,that sound.It's like."Alicia banged the floor."No.I don't hear anything."Said Sarah."Come here."Alicia said.
They got out.
Alicia beckoned them.
"There!It's getting louder!"
The banging continued.
Alicia found herself in the woods.
She stopped.
Henry and Sarah caught up to her.
Alicia covered her mouth.
"What.Is.I-i-it?"Alicia asked.
Down the steep hill.Was a door the door was buried in the ground.under leaves.
The three mga kaibigan stepped down.The noise grew louder.Henry and Sarah could hear it now.
Alicia was down first.She saw a keyhole.Alicia looked for the key.
"ALICIA!"Sarah said.
Alicia looked down,stopped her foot from going down,And backed up.A blood puddle.
"Oh my go-"
"The key!It's in the blood!"Henry said.
"Ew!I'm not picking it up!"Alicia said.
Sarah looked around and pushed Henry forward.
Henry picked up the key,And put it in the keyhole...
It was Friday,exactly when Molly got tahanan she went to bed."UGH!So tired!Stupid school."She sinabi laying down."Molly!I need you to fill up the fridge with water bottles!"Mom yelled."MOM!I JUST LAID DOWN!"She shouted."I don't care!Now come on!"Mom demanded,even louder."FINE!!!"Molly's voice cut through the air.Molly stomped in there."Here!Get to work!"Mom said,handing Molly a bottle of water."Fine!"Molly sinabi watching her mom walk off."Make your bed...Fill up the fridge...Clean the walls."Molly mumbled.Then."Man.Now I want water."Molly picked a bottle and opened the top.But a little spilled,Molly...
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1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, you might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If you troll, you will be banned in 10 segundos flat and nobody will feel sorry for you when you whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take you seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape you with hate if you say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.
Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove you to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The segundo one was a key,The third one had a puso lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a litrato of Me and Lizzie.
posted by TwilightGirl312
I have seen a lot of cyberbullying before, but it seems to be getting much worse and needs to end. The other araw I was on Youtube when I saw an arguement where one person was clearly bullying the other. I had watched a video that had all these clips from different pelikula put together while "Fireflies" sa pamamagitan ng Owl City played in the background. After it was over, I looked at the comments and I was very upset sa pamamagitan ng this arguement. I'm not going to give the actual usernames or real names of the people involved, but let's just call them "Annie" and "Jessica". I apologize in advance if you're pagbaba this...
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There once lived a 10 taon old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will you stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE sinabi YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But you have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad you made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen you in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how you feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do you want?
Skeeter:A author!...
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posted by adaug
Sam is 7 years old,has brown hair,And is a girl,This Christmas,her school is doing something where kids can buy stuff for their families,For Christmas,"So what are you gonna get?"Sam's friend,Chloe,asked."I don't know,It's a week away though."Sam said."Well,I hope there will be earrings!My mom goes crazy over those!"Chloe said.
"Well,Bye Chloe!My rides here!See you tomorrow!"Sam sinabi as she ran to her car."Hey Mom,Guess what?" "What?"Her mom asked."In a week,All the students are gonna be able to buy stuff for their families for Christmas!!"Sam excitedly told her mom."Really?
Isn't Santa gonna...
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(Continued!)
The susunod araw I went shopping to get stuff for my cousins!It was a big mall!As I walked to the Clothes Aisle,a familiar figure was looking at skirts."Kyha?What are you doing here!?"Jade asked.
"Oh!I'm always with you when something bad happens!"Kyha answered."Well nothing bad is gonna happen!"Jade protested.To her surprise,There was a BOOM!"DUCK!"Kyha said.Jade slammed to the floor,
there wasn't one shot,there was four!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
"IS EVERYONE OKAY?"The mall manager asked."YES!"Everyone answered."So why are you still here?And why are people looking at me like a wacko?"
Jade asked."Because,No...
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My Life:
I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do you pag-ibig me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can you bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate pasko With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I...
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Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If you were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was susunod to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put kendi in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
kendi Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i pag-ibig these!),a lot madami too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
"Okay Josie,try Natalie Marlene's house,you sinabi she was always saying they would kill her cause she spread s rumor,Right?"Asked Detective Joe."Yeah!Thanks again Joe!"Josie sinabi as she grabbed her keys.--------------------------------------------
Josie Knocked on Natalie's door."Who IS IT?"Natalie asked."FBI OPEN THE DOOR!OR I'LL BUST IT OPEN!"Josie said.Natalie opened the door."Josie!!Did you hear 'bout Kate?"Natalie asked.
"That's why I'm here Natalie!I Think you killed her cause you always sinabi you would kill her!!!"Josie Said."I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERARY!!!I don't know where she lives!"Natalie...
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Sam:COME ON!!!
Emma:Yeah!!Come on do it!
Me:*Guilty*uh!!Oh what the jack crap FINE!!!
Both:YES!!*Hugs me*Abby!!!Really?!!?!?!
Me:What do I have to lose?
Emma:That's the spirit?
Sam:What will you sing??TELL ME!!
Me:*Whispers*
Sam:Really!That is the best song!
Emma:Lets go practice!
Me:I regret this already!
I of course play keyboard,Emma played Guitar,Sam played drums,
Me:And any snide remarks from my father about your mga tattoo will be ignored,Cause my puso is yours.
Emma:GREAT!Perfect!We are all ready!
Sam:NO!We keep practicing!Come on from the top!
Me:Elevator Buttons and Morning air,Strangers' silence makes...
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Taylor's POV:
Now,AFTER A WEEK,Me and Lizzy were best friends!
We did everything together!But Amber was taking it really hard.
Taylor:Hey!Lizzy wanna go eat lunch?
Lizzy:When they say we can!
Taylor:What?
Lizzy:They always call stations!We're Station 3
Taylor:Oh,Well when they call us do ya wanna?
Lizzy:Love to!
Amy:STATION 3!LUNCH TIME!
Taylor:Wow!What are the odds?
Lizzy:I Know right!
*Taylor and Lizzy got their trays fixed*
Lizzy:Come on!Tell me about your family!
Taylor:Fine!My mom is really nice!I was born in 1999
and Charm was born just a few months ago,And Amber was born 2007.
Lizzy:Man,it must be hard...
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posted by adaug
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four taon old Amber,
A 12 taon old Kennedy,A 5 taon old Harper,And then there's 9 taon old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her mga manika back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do you want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in toster for half a minute.
*Ten minutos later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do you know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked you as the Babysitter cause you have 7 siblings and you all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. walang tiyak na layunin ninjas will NOT jmup down from the sky and pull the fir alarm during math class. we aplogozie for this inconvenience.
2. ^Scratch that, not many epic things fall from the sky, except dead hawks.
3. Just pagbaba about Hetalia: Axiz Powers on Wikipedia and you've seen the iParty with matagumpay Episode, and as soon as you read about Russia stalking China as a panda madala you recognized the reference, shoutin "All has become clear", you're insane.
4. If you see Foamy the ardilya flying around your science class, you deserve an invisible cupcake.
5. If you've ever been at SCHOOL and locked...
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1.When i want something now and they sinabi they sinabi not now i yell like a 5 taon old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they sinabi no i will ingore them sa pamamagitan ng saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they sinabi FINE

3.if i want to play a game or go on the computer and they sinabi no i will be cying or just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they sinabi no i will sinabi creepy thing to them like what if someone take you away they will sinabi ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will said...
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posted by TruBerries
Yes, it is I, TruBerries. The one that always keeps it real whether you want to hear it or not. The one that can be too much real for anyone to handle and therefore, if you can't handle or stand the heat, get out the kitchen!

Now, it seems to me, that there's repeated tanong that are getting a lot of people irritated, but you know, I've came to terms to decide NOT to answer the question(s) no matter how overrated they are. I must admit that I don't mind the 'What do you think of me?' questions( well as long as you don't put a personal litrato up 'cause everyone could careless on what you look...
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