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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so you don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured sa pamamagitan ng the guards and saved sa pamamagitan ng a goat. Seriously? A goat is madami useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice. Shouldn't someone who's made a living on hiding be able to escape herself? She's in distress through the whole movie because Frollo is after her. She doesn't even have to do anything during the Court of Miracles and she still gets captured. Plus we have the climax where Quasimodo has to save her from burning to death and getting killed sa pamamagitan ng Frollo. So far she's been saved sa pamamagitan ng Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, walang tiyak na layunin towns folk that we don't even know, and a goat. A STINKIN GOAT! Kayley was supposedly saved sa pamamagitan ng a chicken(he didn't save her he just helped cut her free, she saved herself) and she's one of the most bada** heroic heroines in existence. Besides Kayley did get captured sometimes, but not a lot like Esmeralda, besides she was just starting out. While Esmeralda had years of practice and got captured A LOT! I mean you'd think Esmeralda would be absolutely heroic but the only time she saves anyone was when she saved Pheobus and even then all she does is throw a rock at a horse's butt, any moron could do that. But she she's basically my Jubilee(NC had her on his) because she's someone who's part of a team and not just a team it's a team of rebels. Kids pag-ibig a team of rebels and especially since a lot of them seem to believe in equality like she does. They're kind of like the Disney gypsy version of X-Men I guess. The reason she's not higher is because of that one scene during the festival of fools where she's cleverly avoiding the guards.

9.Lucky(101 Dalmatians)

I can't stand this little pup and how much of a damsel he is, is part of it. I mean how many times does this guy actually get in trouble. Even when he was born he was in danger but that wasn't really his fault. But I mean this kid never even payed attention to when they were trying to escape and just watches TV. Yeah why save your life when you can watch TV? Sure you'll be dead but oh well you can watch TV. His name maybe Lucky but he's a jinx, he causes trouble for everyone and almost gets everyone killed. I mean I'd probably just leave him because he's just going to end up getting himself and everyone else killed. It's like this kid can't even take a walk without getting into trouble. In the TV series he gets into trouble a lot too and it's all caused sa pamamagitan ng him and his stupidity. He's as heroic as a piece of paper. I mean the other tuta got captured too but they didn't get into trouble like he did, actually none of them did, Patch even saved them in the sequel. But Lucky man this annoying little brat isn't even worth it and that's coming from an animal lover. He's not higher because he doesn't have as much big damsel moments as the others.

8.Wendy(Peter Pan)

Yeah you all know that you can't have a damsel in distress listahan without her in it. She's one of the most iconic damsel's in distress there is. She starts off getting into distress when she's attacked sa pamamagitan ng the Nawawala boys, thanks to Tinkerbell, and it looks so cheesy. I mean why doesn't she just continue to fly? I don't think avoiding items getting thrown at you would take away any pixie dust. So that was the first time she was in distress. The susunod time was that she was attacked sa pamamagitan ng the mga sirena and she actually almost died. She's not higher because in that scene she does stand up for herself but not enough for me to actually think she has any heroic in her. She's captured sa pamamagitan ng Hook and his crew and forced to walk the plank. She doesn't even try to fight for her life or the lives of her brothers or friends. She just says don't sign and die. You'd think she'd try to fight to save her brothers but no she just walks the plank without a fight. She even lets her five taon old brother fight the pirates and she doesn't do a thing. I mean talk about a gutless and spineless character who can't do anything. She's not higher because of the thing with the mga sirena I mentioned from before.

7.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

This girl is so weak and pathetic that she makes Princess melokoton look like Mulan. First of all the reason she gets captured was caused sa pamamagitan ng her being rude and stupid. From the way it looks it really didn't take much of an effort to capture her. It was like picking up a pencil. Then she was tied to the ground sa pamamagitan ng a bunch of rats. Seriously? She was over powered sa pamamagitan ng a bunch of rats! She can't even break free, the ropes were tied sa pamamagitan ng a bunch of rats, they shouldn't be tied too good. Finally she's saved sa pamamagitan ng a mouse and a rat. Seriously? I mean come on that's even worse than being saved sa pamamagitan ng a goat. This is just pathetic, simply pathetic. It's a good thing she's pretty, but she's not even that pretty. The only reason she's not higher is simply because of others being bigger damsel's.

6.Chuckie(Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying whiny little brat, his damselness is part of it. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure he's getting into some kind of trouble where he had to be saved. Part of it is caused sa pamamagitan ng him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like Superman and Batman. He's been saved sa pamamagitan ng pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the ipakita and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's ven madami pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a taon old, actually saved him. He even got saved sa pamamagitan ng Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. The reason he's not in the tuktok 5 is because the others have been in worse situations than him.

5.Naveen(The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I loath him, he's really a huge damsel in distress. He's been in distress madami than any of the Disney princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked sa pamamagitan ng a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured sa pamamagitan ng frog hunters, he gets out thanks to sinag and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured sa pamamagitan ng the shadows, then captured sa pamamagitan ng the shadows again, it put in a box, and captured sa pamamagitan ng Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the Disney princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved sa pamamagitan ng a girl(not bad), an old blind lady, and a apoy fly. That's even worse than being saved sa pamamagitan ng a mouse. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger damsel's in distress.

4.Mary Jane(Spiderman) and Lois Lane(Superman)

Every single one of us know you can't have a listahan about damsel's in distress without these two here. It's hard to decide which one of these two is madami of a damsel in distress so I just gave them both the spot. Though I have to say I actually really like both of them because they maybe damsel's in distress but unlike the others on this listahan they're actually enjoyable characters. Anyway we all know their reason for existence, to be the pag-ibig interest and person who constantly has to be saved sa pamamagitan ng the main character. I mean it seems that these two should be getting paid for getting into distress. If they had a penny for every time they've been in distress they'd be some of the richest people in the world. In the Superman ipakita they've even made fun of how much Lois has been in distress and even sinabi to Superman "I hate to say it, I've kind of gotten use to it". Neither one of them is very useful and you'd think they'd learn a thing or two after being in distress so many times. What is this, just a trip to the spa for them? They're not higher because as times they were useful, madami so Lois.

3.Ron Stoppable(Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate or dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most bada** heroic character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is ilipat and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself with like once or twice where Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should apoy Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked nunal daga is actually madami useful than him. He never saves the araw and is as useful as a limon with a paper-cut. He's basically Robin with Batman. Batman should probably apoy Robin and keep Batgirl. He's not higher because the other two are just pathetic.

2.Giselle(Enchanted)

This chick is so annoying and part of the reason is her being such a damsel. I mean first she's in danger from the giant troll, falling from the tree, falling into the wishing-well, falling from a billboard, and eating the poison apple. She's so weak that even a stinkin tsipmank is madami heroic and useful than her. She's even such a damsel that she can't even walk without falling and needing someone to help her. She's even aware that she's a damsel in distress "Well usually someone's there to catch me". What is this just part of your daily rue-teen? Sure she tried to help save Robert but she doesn't really do anything, it's Pip who save the araw and in such a stupid way. She's absolutely useless and is definitely the biggest Disney damsel in distress in existence. She's not higher because number 1 is on the same level of being a dumba** damsel in distress as Bella Swan.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence, this girl makes all the other characters on this listahan look like Kim Possible. I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all you have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few minutos of the movie and is saved sa pamamagitan ng a boy who was singing. That's right, all you have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet. She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that you just have to sing and it'll defeat the goblins and she could've easily saved herself. But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her pag-ibig interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up sa pamamagitan ng tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even madami of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her pag-ibig interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! It's a good thing she(and all the other girls on this list) is pretty because she's really useless.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sa pamamagitan ng an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sa pamamagitan ng an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, halik ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if you spare him, he later tries to kill you anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the susunod fix,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits susunod to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your mga kaibigan make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

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John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
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posted by TheLefteris24
 Praise Kek!
Praise Kek!
Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the puso of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the apoy of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached sa pamamagitan ng the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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It all started back in November of 2013 - I finally received a new cellphone, a Nokia Lumina 520, and along with it, I finally got my own Email account and password.
While it was nice having those, I didn't really use them, not even to make a Facebook account. However, in pasko of that year, while watching some YouTube videos, it suddenly dawned on me: I could use the Email and password to create my own Google account and comment on YouTube videos. I liked pagbaba other people's comments (When they were not rude.) and I wanted to do it, myself.
After creating my Google account, I immediately...
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 Episode 3 has arrived!
Episode 3 has arrived!
Welcome back again mates! In case you missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this artikulo series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and walang tiyak na layunin scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked you all for ideas in the comments section below! That's also how this ipakita has been running since Episode 2, so if you like this series, then don't forget to tagahanga and leave a comment below on what you guys and gals want me to create in the susunod episode!

And with that being...
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5. Doodletones

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FutureGohanSSJ2 is a cartoon lover. He has plenty of bidyo where he talks about cartoon relater merchandise...
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Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the pamagat of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in madami cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important tanong of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the reyna of sarcasm, you don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 taon old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are mga sanggol ugly at first?
"How about you...
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So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach you what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF YOU HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if you have no life, you know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

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Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE YOU AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let you go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, you and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck you for being interested in things, you stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, you guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do you want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings you want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this artikulo even remotely seriously, then you probably aren't as smart as you think you are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, you need to think of a good title. Y'know,...
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 Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
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Basically, for those of you who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player sa pamamagitan ng the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty...
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