1) You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit sa pamamagitan ng the toilet seat.
6) You sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th pagkain group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) You can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while you were in the pub.
11) You fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) You wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when you come in.
17) You think the four basic pagkain groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat madami and madami attractive.
19) You don't recognize your partner unless you see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned kulay-rosas elepante followed you tahanan again.
2) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit sa pamamagitan ng the toilet seat.
6) You sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th pagkain group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) You can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while you were in the pub.
11) You fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) You wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when you come in.
17) You think the four basic pagkain groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat madami and madami attractive.
19) You don't recognize your partner unless you see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned kulay-rosas elepante followed you tahanan again.
tuktok WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER
1)cry randomly
2) when the teacher calls on you say whocares
3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on you say how should i no
4)scream out nerd when you walk sa pamamagitan ng somene
5)call smart ppl nerds
6)read magizenes when you are supposed to do work
7)read this listahan as your history ulat and say this should be an a ppls
8) play your ipod and say this is my fravorite song
9) always say yea when you get an f in a test
10) say i llove you to your teaachers
11)the end is always the begining of your project
1)cry randomly
2) when the teacher calls on you say whocares
3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on you say how should i no
4)scream out nerd when you walk sa pamamagitan ng somene
5)call smart ppl nerds
6)read magizenes when you are supposed to do work
7)read this listahan as your history ulat and say this should be an a ppls
8) play your ipod and say this is my fravorite song
9) always say yea when you get an f in a test
10) say i llove you to your teaachers
11)the end is always the begining of your project
