An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the madala that was hit sa pamamagitan ng an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They sinabi it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the pasas for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that you can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a puno is nomadic when it packs up its trunk and leaves.
One araw the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
You can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the madala that was hit sa pamamagitan ng an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They sinabi it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the pasas for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that you can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a puno is nomadic when it packs up its trunk and leaves.
One araw the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
You can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with books scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to music but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with books scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to music but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
It's best if you say your opinion
Xbox 360 or ps3? (Xbox)
Twilight or Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)
Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)
What do you think of Justin Beiber? or One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)
Nintendo or Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)
Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)
Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)
Should America have better gun control? (yes)
Should mga hayop have rights? (yep)
Halo or COD? (Halo)
Is pokemon childish? (no)
Facebook or twitter? (Facebook)
AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:
bituin wars Or trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
Xbox 360 or ps3? (Xbox)
Twilight or Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)
Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)
What do you think of Justin Beiber? or One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)
Nintendo or Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)
Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)
Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)
Should America have better gun control? (yes)
Should mga hayop have rights? (yep)
Halo or COD? (Halo)
Is pokemon childish? (no)
Facebook or twitter? (Facebook)
AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:
bituin wars Or trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
My fuckin Little parang buriko be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 sa pamamagitan ng tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most kamakailan generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil parang buriko was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty parang buriko toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little parang buriko was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, sa pamamagitan ng Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' sa pamamagitan ng Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty parang buriko toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little parang buriko was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, sa pamamagitan ng Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' sa pamamagitan ng Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.