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posted by deathding
 Welcome to my list! ^__^
Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started ipinapakita some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of you who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released sa pamamagitan ng sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I sinabi that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for you to get madami detailed information, just go to Wikipedia or something, they'll tell you some really cool honest facts!

Mostly honest anyways, yeah I'm kidding.

So first off, the rules. Number 1, I can only listahan games I HAVE PLAYED, so no Gunstar Heroes, Rocket Knight Adventures, or Alien Soldier. (Also See honorable mentions later in this list.)

Number 2, It has to be good, that should go without saying.

And finally, 1 game per series, or Sonic would dominate this list.

But let's get to what you came here for, my tuktok 15 Sega Genesis Titles!

#15. Dr. Robotnik's Mean sitaw Machine.
This is the only "WHAT? @__@" entry on the list, a classic puzzle game on the Sega Genesis based on the AOSTH cartoon, with no Sonic in it, which technically means it's NOT a Sonic Game.

But seriously, I KNOW this game is just a Poyo-Poyo Pop clone, I KNOW it's difficulty is cheap as hell, and I sure as hell know that this game doesn't REALLY belong here, but I really pag-ibig this game!

It has funny lines, (Kind of) Clever robot designs, a funny, silly, and basic story to understand, a cute little bituin character that helps you in the game, lots of modes, AND ONE OF THE BEST SOUNDTRACKS IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY! Seriously, look up the exercise mode music, it is BOSS!

And that is madami than enough for Dr. Robotnik's Mean sitaw Machine to make it at #15 on this list. :)

And despite the horrible cartoon it's based on, I am not counting anything BUT the game, so no matter how bad the toys/show/pillows (LOL) were, I only rate how good the GAMES were.

Moving on! ^__^

#14 Comix Zone.
Tell me, what happens when you have a unique idea and decide to make a game on it? You get Comix Zone.

This game takes place in a Comic where you have to beat the game (Or should I say comic) To get out of it and defeat the bad guy who trapped you in there.

The graphics are colorful and wonderful, and has a lot of fast-paced fighting action! Kind of like Streets of Rage honestly, and in a good way too! ^__^

Sadly though it's another one of those games that is extremely hard.

How difficult? Well.....

Me first time playing: ***** ********** ***** ****** *******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But still, with a very cool idea executed very well, funny humor, and lots of intense action, Comix Zone gets number 14 on this list.

#13 Alex Kidd In The Enchanted Castle.
Most underrated game ever, period. Alex Kidd takes place in a planet called Rock Paper Scissors where you have to defeat this.....Bad guy who takes control of the kings castle, and man is this game fun.

There is very colorful graphics and lots of machines that you use to help you in the game, my paborito being the helicopter.

And if there was a game on this listahan that would make the tuktok 10 Genesis soundtracks, this would be VERY high on that list, as every song is pretty long and very catchy.

There is lots of moments in this game where you have to beat people in a game of Rock Paper Scissors and again, it's a very unique concept, and also very fun!

Also the music........It just makes me cry with nostalgia. IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!

And this is also when games on this listahan get better than Nintendo's! So yeah, Alex Kidd is very fun, play it.

OR DIE.

#12 Flicky.
What happens when a game company decided to make a game that pretty much never ends, but keeps you there with an extremely catchy song?

Well we get #15 on this list, and then we get this game. Flicky is one of the mga hayop you see in the Sonic series when you open up the trap at the end of a level, and the objective is to save all these cute little chicks while avoiding enemies.

This game is addicting as hell, and I really MEAN that, I have spent hours on this one game, trying to beat it, but with how many levels I've seen, I actually think that's impossible.

The game is like Pac-Man in a way, teasing you with very hard difficulty, tempting you to get farther, when the levels seem infinite.

Every level gives you a different item to throw at the baddies to stop them, and even though they all do the exact same thing, it's a nice idea.

But the reason it's only number #12 is, of course, the absolute BULL**** DIFFICULTY!

Many of the enemies come out of absolute NOWHERE in the later levels and it doesn't matter if you have the reflexes of the freaking Roadrunner, YOU WON'T WIN!

Sad that many games on this listahan take that old 80's concept of making a game way harder than it should be just to make it seem longer than it really is.

But when you combine that with actually lots and lots of levels..............

HOLY Hesus MOTHER OF CHRIST PLEASE TAKE OUT MY puso NOW AND I MEAN IT RIP OUT MY SOUL FROM THIS VERY PLANET AND WIPE OUT MY EXISTANCE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!! (What was I thinking? o_O)

But with a catchy song, pretty beautiful graphics, and an pangkalahatang addicting gameplay, Flicky makes it at #12
on this list.

#11 Altered Beast.
Unique concepts executed correctly is what makes games great, and in this game, that's exactly what happens.

The game starts out as the god Zeus rises you from your grave to save a princess, and the objective is to kill 3 white pigs to turn into a beast and defeat the boss. You don't HAVE to do this, but if you want to live, then DO IT! >:D

Each level you transform into a different beast to defeat a cool looking boss every stage, there being 5 stages total.

This game's atmosphere and graphics look very detailed, making every stage really, well, Pop out! And it gives the intended tone of every stage seem really obvious, and that is good if you don't know.

But be warned, when you get to the 2nd boss, the octopus, just shut off your system. HE IS ANNOYING AS ALL HELL. Yes he is pretty easy, but if you didn't know how to beat him when you were a kid, you know how I feel.

F**KING OCTOPU**YCAT. >:(

But long story short, with nice music, a cool idea, epic action, and with mga asong lobo throwing plants that are on fire.....(Wait WAT??) Altered Beast makes number #11 on this list.

#10 palaso Flash.
You know what I hate about puwang shooters? They are often lazy. For example, this is your average game maker in the 80's and 90's.

WELL SURE LET'S MAKE A puwang SHOOTER! IT'S SO EASY JUST SLAP ON SOME DOTS ON A BLACK SCREEN AND CALL IT SPACE! :DDDDD

But when you make puwang ACTUALLY DETAILED, you know you're doing something right. And this is where palaso Flash comes in.

You control a spaceship destroying others. Basic fun, another thing people mess up even these days.

We don't need a complicated plot WHERE KING CHARLES OF ARAGON THE 4TH IS SENT TO DEFEAT A GIANT FORTRESS sa pamamagitan ng COLLECTING 6 DIFFERENT TREASURES, FIGHTING DRAGONS AND

No, just no. If you can do it right, great! But it's often done wrong.

I am not saying you shouldn't try, but don't make a story too complicated, or you won't care, which you don't want if you want players to be interested in your story.

But enough of that, palaso Flash is Cool basic shooting them up fun at it's finest.

The graphics, even though you're in space, are actually very detailed!

puwang DETAILED!??! ZOMG THE WORLD HAS ENDED!!!!!

But one of my paborito parts of this game is how there is an option to make your super weapon, (Think of it like a super bomb, which is in many shooters.) CHARGE!

Yes, you can charge your super weapon in 3 seconds.

WORLD ENDED AGAIN ZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMG

(How does the world end twice anyways? Eh, who cares. F**K LOGIC. :D)

You can also transform your ship into an offensive and defensive ship, which is very fun and cool.

Combine this with epic boss fights, epic music, and DETAIL IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE,
palaso Flash makes the tuktok 10! ^__^

#9 Ristar.
RISTAR ONLY #9 BOO JARED I HATE YOU DIE!! >:(

Calm down dude, I just don't get WHY people like it so much.

This game is.....Very Avant-Garde. I mean, a lot of the bosses are just weird, the story, you being a bituin saving a land, is a bit cliche, and GOD DAMN THAT 4th BOSS! >:(

But this game is so freaking FUN!

Once again, the graphics really pop out at you and the music is absolutely fantastic. ^__^

You control Ristar, a bituin creature with really long arms that will be the main........EVERYSINGLELASTGOSHDARNTHING
In this game, but it is executed very well here, and is also quite fun to mess around with.

GONNAGOONANADVENTUREWITHMYREALLYLONGARMS:D

Actually the way you use them is he stretches them, often being used to grab and throw things.

Sorry, I just really wanted to use that joke. :(

There is also a power in the game when you see this thing with a handle on it, and you can do a really flashy and epic looking fly attack!

So yeah, you should really play this game. It IS a bit overrated, but I still really pag-ibig it! And that is all that matters. :)

OR YOU COULD JUST KEEP ON MESSING AROUND WITH YOUR EPIC STRETCHY ARMS, SEE IF I CARE. :P

#8 Kid Chameleon.
You put on a helmet. You transform into something epic and wipe out billions of enemies and levels.

Yeah, Kid Chameleon has the BEST idea on this listahan alone! I mean, that's all gamers want, a cool idea done with effort!

I can't really say much more, but what I can say is that this is a really really REALLY REALLY long game, I am talking Pac-Man long, longer than the longest of Flicky.

You are a kid in the 90's, you will never finish this.
You live in heaven, you will never finish this.
You could be in nowhere land, you won't beat it!

Think of it as Flicky on steroids.
o________________________________________O

But still, this game is just so damn FUN! With so many different powers and epic music and awesome graphics, this game makes the tuktok 10 without any competition.

I MEAN, WHAT OTHER GAME DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN TRANSFORM INTO F**KING JASON VORHEES!?

Yeah, I thought so.

Seriously though, this is where we reach the best games not just on the genesis, but the best EVER! I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH FUN THIS GAME IS!

It's like you putting 90 monster energy drinks in a blender, shaking it, and having it explode on your face, enough said.

SO EVERYBODY LET'S ilipat ON! (YEAH!) EVERYBODY SING ALONG! :D
(Too much Halloween candy...o_O)

#7 Alien Storm.
I'm telling you, Rambo the video game, enough said.
Alien storm takes you controlling one of 3 characters defeating waves and waves of aliens, and it is epic!

There is even some sections in the game that work like an FPS, and that was AMAZING in the 90's!

The Sega Genesis even says, "Arcade Quality" on it and this is one of the games that really proves that, and a console that had arcade quality in the 90's was, how should I say it.........

!!@@#@#$%@^&@*%$#@!!

Seriously though, Alien Storm is a perfect game for any player who just wants non-stop action, and of course, it's hard as hell. But regardless of that, good luck! ^___^

(Yes, good luck, Bwhaahahaha......)

#6 Phantasy bituin 4
Tell me if this sounds exciting. You're a kid in the 90's, and you are a huge tagahanga of an amazing RPG series on your paborito system, and it's getting a sequel with even better graphics.

@$^$&*I@!$^(&O@WYRHU@#^&#$&IO@TWR!!!!!!!!!!!

But if you're not familiar, Phantasy bituin is one of the best RPG series of all time! It's funny, cool, long, epic, AND YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

An RPG where you know what you're doing, that alone gets it on this list, but there's more.

The graphics in this game are AMAZING! They even sinabi they had a special graphics chip just for this game because it was too advanced for the Genesis!

*Mind blows up all over your food*

Long story short, one of the best RPG's ever, play it! ^__^

Or take a kutsilyo to the heart, that works too though, I don't care.

#5 Mortal Kombat 2.
Jax, Liu Kang, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Raiden, Sonya, Reptile, MORTAL KOMBAT! DADADADADADADADADADADA

*Static o___O*

Do I even need to EXPLAIN this entry? IT'S FREAKING MORTAL KOMBAT! One of the best fighting games ever made, and it got a sequel.

&!$*@$%*@!^$*^@*!!!!

But the reason I chose the 2nd one is because I don't own the 3rd one LOL but still, MK2 is such a great game!

You pick a character, and taking place after the first game, when you defeated Goro and Shang Tsung, Shao

KKAAHHNN!!!!!!!! (References that nobody will get FTW! :D)

Challenges you to a fight, and the whole fighting thing takes place again.

Sure, it's basic, but it's very fun!

MK2 also introduced even madami characters, secrets, levels, music, and stages. But most importantly, madami EPIC FATALITIES AND STAGE HAZARDS! >:D

My paborito is throwing somebody in the acid pool. ^__^

But wrapping this entry up, it's fun, epic, cool, AND IT'S FREAKING MORTAL KOMBAAAAT! DADADADADADADAADADDADDAADDADADADADADDADDAAD!!!!!!!!

*Static o______O*

#4 Golden Axe
Alien Storm on steroids.......
&*^#!*$^@&($^(@^$!!!!!!!!

But seriously though, Golden Axe is such a classic game. You control one of 3 characters (Sound familiar? Yeah, games have a fetish with the number 3. Seriously though why is IT ALWAYS 3!?) Defeating tons of enemies and trying to kill the Death Adder.

A cool mechanic in this game is magic. Basically, every time you see these robbers, hit them and they will drop potions. The madami potions you have, the madami deadly and epic looking the magic is.

Each character has different power, speed, and magic and really makes the characters stand out!

I hate it when games just make 20 characters and do nothing unique with them, and it happens all the time! :(

(I'm looking at you Mario Kart.......)

sa pamamagitan ng the way, before we get to number #3, if you're wondering how awesome the games from here on are, then let me just say...

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#3 Super pantasiya Zone.
Oh....This one. One of the best video games ever made, literally in my tuktok 5, we have the pantasiya Zone series. I am literally crying right now, I pag-ibig this game.

You control Opa-Opa, a flying ship, defeating these enemies called Minions and finding out who is behind the dark forces.

Now, the reason this game is absolute boss is not only for awesome epic 16-bit gameplay at it's absolute finest, it's catchy upbeat music, it's thousands of helpful awesome upgrades, but because of it's ending scene. It's just so touching, see it for yourself, I don't want to say ANY spoilers.

Long story short, Super pantasiya Zone stands out up there as one of the best games of all time in my eyes, and is a heavily overlooked title.

Also a fun experiment I made to see if you have a soul! ^__^ It's easy and fun, so listen up kids!

Step 1, play Super pantasiya Zone. (You can use an emulator.)

Step 2, beat the game.

Step 3, try to see if you felt anything, If you didn't, not only do you not have a soul, but you are most likely going to hell.

Hope you kids enjoyed! :)

#2 Gain Ground.
Yeah, I lied, THIS game actually has the best idea on this list. You are put into a computer program called Gain Ground and have to beat waves and waves of enemies and bosses to escape it.

This is a game so hard to describe though, you really have to just see it for yourself, so I can't say much.

BUT I SWEAR IF YOU FORGET IT'S NAME I SHALL SEND A HOMING misayl TO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, this is one of the most uniquely designed games I've ever seen, and it REALLY knows how to make catchy music.

Go to Youtube now and look up, "Gain Ground Stage 1 Music" for some of the best music ever.

Honestly not much madami I can say here, it has a great idea, great music, great gameplay, GREAT THIS GREAT THAT GREAT @^$*^@(^^#*%$*@^&$#%w%^&*#%&*^&%&^%#*^$^&#%*#%^&#%^*@%^$@*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Static o______________O*

-After these messages, we'll be right back! ^__^-

Introducing the new Big Chicken Beast, only at Fosters Freeze! That's right, for only $2.99, you can enjoy a fresh new deluxe sanwits with any toppings you want! So what are you waiting for, come on down!

(I WAS DRUNK OK? SORRY. >.<)

So before we get to #1. let's listahan all of the honorable mentions. Think i'm missing any? Put it down in the comments below!

-I've never played/I don't own Gunstar Heroes, Alien Soldier, Rocket Knight Adventures, or various Castlevania games.

-The Dragon Warrior remake would've been on here but FREAKING Hapon GETS EVERYTHING NOWADAYS DON'T THEY!? >:(

-Columns wasn't as good, funny, or as hard as DRMBM, the 15th spot on this list, but if this was a tuktok 20, it would've sitaw on here.

-HAHAH sitaw GET IT DR. ROBOTNIK'S MEAN BEAN MACHINE AAHHAHAHAH

-I know i'm not funny. :(

-Echo The dolpin was just to...Weird. I don't know, it was awesome, but I just don't know what to make of it. Sorry, maybe the tuktok 25?

-Ooze is an awesome game. A bit too hard and not as fun as ANY entry on this list, but it still is a very fun game. Would've made the tuktok 20, like Columns.

NOW THE NUMBER #1 BEST SEGA GENESIS GAME EVER IS!!!!..........

#1 Sonic The Hedgehog!

Yeah, who didn't see this one coming, I mean honestly! But the reason I pag-ibig the FIRST game the most is just...Well, I honestly don't even know. And don't think I chose the first game because THEFIRSTONEZALWAYSTHEBEST:DDDDD
But yeah. I always feel madami alive when playing the first game and it's madami enjoyable to me. Also, there wasn't INFINITY MILLION AND A HALF GODDAMN CHARACTERS TRYING TO COLLECT PORN DVD'S, GOING THROUGH LABYRINTHS, AND SHOOTING GIANT ROBOTIC BULLS WITH GUNS.

Seriously though, the first game just FEELS better to me, if that makes any sense. Also, I give Green burol Zone the award for the best looking level on the entire system! I pag-ibig the night theme of Green burol Zone so MUCH! THIS GAME IS FRESHER THAN MENTOS! ^___^

Lastly, Sonic The Hedgehog was the first game I have EVER played, the segundo being Pac-Man. The segundo game was awesome, but it didn't have any REALLY REALLY cool looking levels. I mean, it did, but not as good as Sonic 1. And sa pamamagitan ng Sonic the Hedgehog 3 there was DEATHEGGGOTTAGOFASTKNUCKLESTAILSANNOYINGDOUCHEBAGROBOT and of course, Robotnik outspeeds Sonic.

@&(&%*@&%((@!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, remember the bituin Light Zone? Yeah, once again, puwang is detailed in a game.

How many times has the world ended yet?
(I know SOMEBODY is counting XD)

And yeah, I hope you enjoyed this list! If you want to see my Youtube Channel, here's the link. There you will find tuktok 10's, let's plays, commenting, and soon, livestreams! ^___^

link

See you in the susunod article!
 BEHOLD! THE SEGA GENESIS! BOW DOWN AT IT'S ALMIGHTY FEET! (Or just clap for 2 seconds. :D)
BEHOLD! THE SEGA GENESIS! BOW DOWN AT IT'S ALMIGHTY FEET! (Or just clap for 2 seconds. :D)
Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever sinabi to me

10. "If you keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was posted on my fanpop pader sa pamamagitan ng Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her pader letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do you want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your mga kaibigan - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best mga kaibigan in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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uy everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these mga panipi are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with mga kaibigan in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours sa pamamagitan ng hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by mehere
tuktok 24 eminem song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope you like this one better than the first one please leave a comment if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy madala and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and sinabi it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy madala the sales man gave the girls the Teddy madala for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy madala evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy madala ontop of the book case...
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1. People are madami likely to tilt their heads to the right when halik instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known pag-ibig song was written 4,000 years nakaraan and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term pag-ibig relationships began with one or both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in pag-ibig can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...
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 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current tuktok 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I pag-ibig this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big tagahanga of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this listahan actually....
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posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a puso attack. His puso isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on apoy with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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posted by TruBerries
**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm Pagsulat this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did or are doing this, or that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and pag-ibig and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
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posted by Bella_Dhampir
1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...
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posted by TVD_rocks
10. Sing “Bad Touch” sa pamamagitan ng the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween

4. ipakita him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” sa pamamagitan ng Madonna.
posted by invadercalliope
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My puso is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its pag-ibig i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My mga kaibigan call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
posted by ShiningsTar542
There is a topless litrato of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied sa pamamagitan ng some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged litrato of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” sinabi her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED YOU NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY YOU ARE-Bruno...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to paghahanap the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep...
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The dyoistik is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her madami attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green baya Packers?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following artikulo contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One araw at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a taon ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well you don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James you creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou van je!

16. English -- I pag-ibig you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the susunod thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just sinabi that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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