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"How to Google something"

You already are, dumbass.

"Best Halloween costume ever made from serbesa cans"

There's recycling, then there's recycling.

"Which smells worse, dog, cat or human urine?"

Does it REALLY even matter?

"Where do Nawawala socks go when they go missing?"

To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.

Who cares.

"What kind of pigs eat people?"

I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE PIGS WERE UP TO SOMETHING.

"How long does it take to drown an ant?"

A better tanong would be why do you care.

"What do dead rats smell like?"

Chicken?

"Can cow saliva cure baldness?"

Some tanong aren't even worth answering.

"What is a magical way to gain weight?"

I hope this person knows magic isn't real.

"What’s the best trick to train your dog to do?"

To find the remote.

"Who lives with Santa Clause?"

How old are you?

"What is the fine for taking your tuktok off in public?"

If I get to see it then there's no penalty at all.

"Why did the chicken tumawid the road?"

I KNOW THIS ONE! :D HE CROSSED THE ROAD TO

Go to his secret evil organization where he turns innocent cotton kendi into scrap metal for nothing madami than the pleasure of enjoying pain of the innocence.

Classic joke. ^____^

"How to hide a dead body"

I don't even need to explain this one.

"Is Lady Gaga a man?"

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

"I hate my job"

Why are you on Google for this? XD I'm sorry you hate your job.

"What would Audrey do?"

She'd burn down your entire house just to let you know she's hungry.

"I am extremely terrified of Chinese people"

*Facepalm*

"Can Hesus microwave a burrito?"

He probably doesn't even need a microwave, he's goddamn JESUS.

"Do midgets have night vision?"

Do pigs fly? Of course not.

"What is it called when a giraffe swallowed a toy jet?"

When would that ever happen to anyone. XD

"Wolves are taking our women"

QUICK, WE MUST PLAN OUR ATTACK AT FORT ZINDERNEUF! MAKE THOSE DESPICABLE mga lobo PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!

"I like to think of Hesus as a mischievous badger"

I like to think of you as a psychotic refugee who has way too much time on their hands.

"I accidentally slept with my sister"

Do you want me to hold the door open for you?

"Help I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory"

How did you even have access to a computer in a toothpaste factory?

"How to raise your IQ sa pamamagitan ng eating gifted children"

DON'T CHEAT ON A TEST! D:

"How do girls master bat"

It takes a lot of hard work to become good at baseball, my slightly perverted friend.

And that's it for now. Hope you enjoyed, and maybe had a laugh or two. XD See you guys susunod time.
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The world I was brought to when I had hit the big "1-3" are supposed to be the best years of my life, right? Why am I fed this lie? Everywhere I turn, there is nothing but torture and conflict with no solution. I am expected to be a kid- do your chores, mind your authority- and yet, I have to be an adult- care for your younger siblings, finish this task sa pamamagitan ng Friday. Why must I obey like a child without all of the benefits of a childhood, and why must I take my responsibilities like an adult without all of the freedom like an adult? Worse yet, as I am a teenage girl/woman/whatever...
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TRY NOT TO LAUGH​ ( i didnt​ belie​ve it, but it works​!​)​
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