"How to Google something"
You already are, dumbass.
"Best Halloween costume ever made from serbesa cans"
There's recycling, then there's recycling.
"Which smells worse, dog, cat or human urine?"
Does it REALLY even matter?
"Where do Nawawala socks go when they go missing?"
To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.
Who cares.
"What kind of pigs eat people?"
I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE PIGS WERE UP TO SOMETHING.
"How long does it take to drown an ant?"
A better tanong would be why do you care.
"What do dead rats smell like?"
Chicken?
"Can cow saliva cure baldness?"
Some tanong aren't even worth answering.
"What is a magical way to gain weight?"
I hope this person knows magic isn't real.
"What’s the best trick to train your dog to do?"
To find the remote.
"Who lives with Santa Clause?"
How old are you?
"What is the fine for taking your tuktok off in public?"
If I get to see it then there's no penalty at all.
"Why did the chicken tumawid the road?"
I KNOW THIS ONE! :D HE CROSSED THE ROAD TO
Go to his secret evil organization where he turns innocent cotton kendi into scrap metal for nothing madami than the pleasure of enjoying pain of the innocence.
Classic joke. ^____^
"How to hide a dead body"
I don't even need to explain this one.
"Is Lady Gaga a man?"
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
"I hate my job"
Why are you on Google for this? XD I'm sorry you hate your job.
"What would Audrey do?"
She'd burn down your entire house just to let you know she's hungry.
"I am extremely terrified of Chinese people"
*Facepalm*
"Can Hesus microwave a burrito?"
He probably doesn't even need a microwave, he's goddamn JESUS.
"Do midgets have night vision?"
Do pigs fly? Of course not.
"What is it called when a giraffe swallowed a toy jet?"
When would that ever happen to anyone. XD
"Wolves are taking our women"
QUICK, WE MUST PLAN OUR ATTACK AT FORT ZINDERNEUF! MAKE THOSE DESPICABLE mga lobo PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!
"I like to think of Hesus as a mischievous badger"
I like to think of you as a psychotic refugee who has way too much time on their hands.
"I accidentally slept with my sister"
Do you want me to hold the door open for you?
"Help I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory"
How did you even have access to a computer in a toothpaste factory?
"How to raise your IQ sa pamamagitan ng eating gifted children"
DON'T CHEAT ON A TEST! D:
"How do girls master bat"
It takes a lot of hard work to become good at baseball, my slightly perverted friend.
And that's it for now. Hope you enjoyed, and maybe had a laugh or two. XD See you guys susunod time.
You already are, dumbass.
"Best Halloween costume ever made from serbesa cans"
There's recycling, then there's recycling.
"Which smells worse, dog, cat or human urine?"
Does it REALLY even matter?
"Where do Nawawala socks go when they go missing?"
To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.
Who cares.
"What kind of pigs eat people?"
I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE PIGS WERE UP TO SOMETHING.
"How long does it take to drown an ant?"
A better tanong would be why do you care.
"What do dead rats smell like?"
Chicken?
"Can cow saliva cure baldness?"
Some tanong aren't even worth answering.
"What is a magical way to gain weight?"
I hope this person knows magic isn't real.
"What’s the best trick to train your dog to do?"
To find the remote.
"Who lives with Santa Clause?"
How old are you?
"What is the fine for taking your tuktok off in public?"
If I get to see it then there's no penalty at all.
"Why did the chicken tumawid the road?"
I KNOW THIS ONE! :D HE CROSSED THE ROAD TO
Go to his secret evil organization where he turns innocent cotton kendi into scrap metal for nothing madami than the pleasure of enjoying pain of the innocence.
Classic joke. ^____^
"How to hide a dead body"
I don't even need to explain this one.
"Is Lady Gaga a man?"
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
"I hate my job"
Why are you on Google for this? XD I'm sorry you hate your job.
"What would Audrey do?"
She'd burn down your entire house just to let you know she's hungry.
"I am extremely terrified of Chinese people"
*Facepalm*
"Can Hesus microwave a burrito?"
He probably doesn't even need a microwave, he's goddamn JESUS.
"Do midgets have night vision?"
Do pigs fly? Of course not.
"What is it called when a giraffe swallowed a toy jet?"
When would that ever happen to anyone. XD
"Wolves are taking our women"
QUICK, WE MUST PLAN OUR ATTACK AT FORT ZINDERNEUF! MAKE THOSE DESPICABLE mga lobo PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!
"I like to think of Hesus as a mischievous badger"
I like to think of you as a psychotic refugee who has way too much time on their hands.
"I accidentally slept with my sister"
Do you want me to hold the door open for you?
"Help I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory"
How did you even have access to a computer in a toothpaste factory?
"How to raise your IQ sa pamamagitan ng eating gifted children"
DON'T CHEAT ON A TEST! D:
"How do girls master bat"
It takes a lot of hard work to become good at baseball, my slightly perverted friend.
And that's it for now. Hope you enjoyed, and maybe had a laugh or two. XD See you guys susunod time.
I wondered if you could hear my puso in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when you wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as you fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
Or maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I pag-ibig you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when you wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as you fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
Or maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I pag-ibig you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it sinabi on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it sinabi on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
(hello people i am madami happy now ok so i did another poem and it was actualy happy this time)
