Let's fuckin do this
Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN fans now, which is my most popular artikulo to date, so I guess a lot of you wanted a sequel. Hope you guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD "How to compliment a guy."
It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do you REALLY need payo from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this? "Fries insulted me!"
You insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me. "Paul's Empire."
DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D "What does astroglide smell like?"
Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a LOT of semen. "On tuktok of spaghetti..."
All covered in blood. YOUR blood. "Is living in Syria a good idea now?"
The venomous snakes are telling me yes. "Why are people so stupid?"
HYPOCRITE ALERT, HYPOCRITE ALERT! "How do you order a death certificate?"
I can help you with that.... "Is it a bad idea to have sex with Turkish men?"
Only if you're one hardcore lesbian. "What do people do when high?"
Sex. And a hell of a lot of it. Seriously, it's Water-World all over again. XD "What do you get when you divorce?"
Well, what you DON'T get is half your shit back. "How to eat yourself out."
WHAT IN THE BLOODY BLUE BLAZING HELL KIND OF A tanong IS THAT? "How to drink madami water."
Water fountains are all over the fucking place man, it ain't rocket science. "Why do Jews have big noses?"
A better tanong would be the following: Could this man be ANY madami racist? "If you salt a vag**a will it shrivel up like a snail?"
Good luck finding that out, you'll NEED it. "Why does it look like the moon is following you?"
OH NO, IT'S YUNO GASAI ALL OVER AGAIN!!! X____X
Seriously dude, I learned this in the 4th grade. Seriously now? "Where does the muffin man live?"
Somebody's never seen Shrek 2. "Where does the sun rise?"
Again, 4th goddamn grade. "Where does rain come from?"
A mystical alternate universe where evil hand sanitizer bottles rule the world and tumawid galaxies to-
You don't get outside much, do you? "Where does tusino come from?"
Talk to me later when you've finished the segundo grade. Hasta la vista, incompetes senior. "Why can't I get laid?"
You just answered your own question. "How do i no if im pregnant?"
God, I really hope you’re not. Please spend less time having sex, and madami time learning to spell. "Why does North Korea want to bomb us?"
The Cold War's been over for 30 years dude, and it all turned out to be a fraud. I shouldn't have to be your goddamn history teacher for this. "Why is my boyfriend so dumb?"
Just how much alcohol did you give him last night?
And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike...... The STUPIDEST thing EVER searched on Google.