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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Get A Fanpop Medal GUARANTEED! :D

posted by deathding

(NOTE: This entire artikulo is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

uy everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other araw on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my bista sa tagiliran really quick to see if I got a medal.....

The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:

Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........

I GOT IT! :D How about I PM Fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^

Sending the message now! :D

THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D

*Two Days Later*

Alright, SURELY they've responded sa pamamagitan ng now. I mean, busy company or not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^

See? I told you guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D

FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:

(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)

Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-

Fanpop: Why don't you just try getting them the way you were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P

...........NEVER! >:D

Fanpop: Welp. You asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)

Wait, what? Just what are you guys up to.....?

Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!

WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O

I'LL GET YOU susunod TIME FANPOP, susunod TIME!

DivaChipette1, geocen and 10 others like this

deathding Hope you guys got a laugh out of this. XD Seriously, just get medals the legitimate way. :)

CokeTheUmbreon LOL

CokeTheUmbreon I got bombed of this site 4 times.

Riku114 XD This was actually pretty amusing XD

poulamikundu Never read a similar article! I enjoyed it! XD

yamishadow2001 Lol hilarious xD had me dying

TheLefteris24 Love it !!!!

PlazmaKiller59 HELLO!

Kuro_Hyou666 Hahahaha! XD XD XD

Funfums XD

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My thoughts (part 3) pagbaba

posted by smileypop9

Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I pag-ibig reading. It's fun, and it takes you to a whole new world.
Don't you hate it when someone on Fanpop writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' or something along those lines on their bista sa tagiliran page when they are asked for their paborito books? I know I do.
..
I mean, how can you hate reading? You read every day. You're pagbaba now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your bista sa tagiliran page, cos you obviously do.
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To those who don't...

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cabin for the Summer-Chapter Six:Beth

posted by moolah

cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in pag-ibig with. But, he’d broken my puso madami than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...

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REBECCA BLACK TO MAKE A CD?!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five madami songs, can you believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even sinabi that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her susunod CD Rebecca promises to have a madami natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress

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What I think of Justin Bieber

posted by smileypop9

Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, or pag-ibig the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate comments have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't pag-ibig him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a walang tiyak na layunin boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate comments etc, but I don't post 'OMG I pag-ibig JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' comments either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can you guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell you about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The susunod chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

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cabin for the Summer-Chapter Two:Ella

posted by moolah

cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my mga kaibigan a cabin for the summer. “Zack, you really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my mga kaibigan too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
When...

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cabin for the Summer-Chapter One:Tori

posted by moolah

cabin for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I pag-ibig loads.
I was at home, after graduation whenever my kahel lumboy started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....

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walang tiyak na layunin fight

posted by yoj123

I was walking tahanan from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a balyena drove sa pamamagitan ng in his sedan and sinabi happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.

I was like wow I went tahanan and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a isda tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!

Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff

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Always & Forever (Chapter One: Tuesdays-SHORT)

posted by moolah

Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays

Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right sa pamamagitan ng me, it gives me madami time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...

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Here's A Cold One For Ya!: Facts

posted by darkkhorn19

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest walang tiyak na layunin speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...

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InvaderCalliope's ipakita

posted by invadercalliope

Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do pag-ibig Misa though!
I pag-ibig kanin balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I pag-ibig my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I pag-ibig the colors: dayap Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I pag-ibig the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!

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Let's put on a play! part 3 ~ The costumes

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own sisne costume. Look at my kahel beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here you are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look madami ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?

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HOW TO BE mga kaibigan WITH AN EX

posted by ShiningsTar542

It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be mga kaibigan with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for you then it is madami than possible that with a little time you two can go back to being friends.

mga kaibigan and just friends. You must be clear about what you want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be mga kaibigan with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what you want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart you still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then you are ready to be mga kaibigan again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>

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Country People Don't Care If They Get Killed sa pamamagitan ng A walang tiyak na layunin apoy

posted by cloudstrifefan

Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some mga kaibigan and the apoy alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!

So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the apoy alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been madami funny to you if you *had've been there.

*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop sinabi this artikulo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.

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The Most walang tiyak na layunin Adventure Ever!- Part 2

posted by AnimeFan66

"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a unan feather or a back scratcher, but was madami like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped sa pamamagitan ng a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...

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The Most walang tiyak na layunin Adventure Ever!- Part 1

posted by AnimeFan66

This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope you all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most walang tiyak na layunin adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who or what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the tabing-dagat and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...

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KATY PERRY FORGETS SHE'S MARRIED!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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My walang tiyak na layunin Blog Type Thing (Part five)

posted by emilyroxx

One of my favorite book series'.

At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that tanong is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad you asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all you haters of haterz, I just want to tell you that THIS IS AN OPINION!...

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THE NOMINATIONS FOR THE AMERICAN MUSICA AWARDS 2010

posted by ShiningsTar542

Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American Music Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

You can vote for your favorites on the event webpage here: American Music Awards.

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your pag-ibig is suicide( original song)

posted by outsidersfan_14

i hope you like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first artikulo i put on here so plz comment , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format

YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know you amy not understand
but if you can
please understand
I see you underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would you say? take this away
If i told you how i feel, would it be real or is this all fake??

Chourus: your pag-ibig is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...