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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sa pamamagitan ng an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Episode 4: Don't Mess With Him

Narrator: I know what you want me to say. You're expecting me to start this episode sa pamamagitan ng saying The City Of Townsville. Well it won't work. Ah what the heck? I pag-ibig saying it! The city, of Townsville!!!
Him: *Arrives* Needs to be destroyed! *Punches a skyscraper, making it fall, knocking down other skyscrapers like dominos*
People: *Running away from Him*
Him: *Stepping on several cars, crushing them in the process*
Narrator: What have I started? I didn't mean for this to happen at all!!

Song: link

Mayor: *Watching Him walk around Townsville* I don't know how he got to be so tall, but I'm putting a stop to him!! *Calling the Powerpuff Girls on the hotline* Hello girls?!! I need your help! It's Him!!!
Blossom: We'll be right there! *Takes off with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Him: *Punches a hole into the mayor's building, and destroys the phone to the hotline*
Mayor: *Backing away as he makes a run for it* Good thing I called the girls in time.
Him: *Turns around, and looks at the Powerpuff Girls flying towards him*
Buttercup: *Punches Him so hard that he falls backwards*
Him: *Falls on tuktok of several buildings*
People: *Running away from the fight*
Bubbles: Someone's gotta help those people get out of here safely.
Blossom: Go for it. We'll keep him away from you while you help evacuate. *Hits Him with her laser vision*
Him: AHhhh!!! You girls think you have what it takes to defeat me?!
Buttercup: We've done it before!
Blossom: We can do it again!
Bubbles: *Helping the people get away from the fight* This is no place for good civilians like you.
Man 93: Thanks Bubbles.
Woman 95: You're our hero.
Bubbles: *Blushes* Aw shucks. *Takes off to help defeat Him*

Him was too distracted with Blossom and Buttercup to notice Bubbles.

Bubbles: *Punches Him very hard in the face, making him lose several teeth*
Him: Whoa. *His head spins around several times as he falls down. He begins to turn back into his normal size*
Blossom: *Lands in front of him with Bubbles and Buttercup*
Him: I'll be back girls. When I return, you won't be successful in defeating me!! *Disappears*

Stop the song.

Bubbles: I was hoping that would be the last of him.
Buttercup: We'll be waiting.
Blossom: And we'll keep kicking his butt.
Bubbles: What should we do in the meantime?
Blossom: I think Townsville will be okay for the time being. Let's head back home. *Takes off*
Buttercup: Right behind you. *Follows Blossom*
Bubbles: *Giggles as she follows her sisters*

Him was at his place, upset with his defeat against the Powerpuff Girls.

A video was playing in the background: link

Him: *Dressed up in sweatpants, and a sweatshirt*

Song: link

The video stops, but a person in the video sings along to the song.

Him: *Doing jumping jacks*
Zephyr: Harry. .yrraH Harry, yrraH
Him: *Running*
Zephyr: Harry. .yrraH Harry, yrraH
Him: *Doing push ups*
Zephyr: Out of all the engines you could have come across, you had to pick the one.
Him: *Doing sit ups*
Zephyr: That is the most scariest when coming up behind someone at 60 miles, an hour. Harry Harry. .yrraH
Him: *Lifting weights*
Zephyr: Out of all the engines you could have come across, you had to pick the one.
Him: *Running on a treadmill while drinking water*
Zephyr: That is the most scariest when coming up behind someone at 60 miles, an hour. Harry Harry. .yrraH What were you thinking, Harry? .yrraH .yrraH .yrraH
Him: *Throwing a ball at a wall, and catching it. He does it twenty times*
Zephyr: What were you thinking? ?yrraH Harry. Harry. Harry. What were you thinking, Harry? .yrraH .yrraH .yrraH
Him: *Punching, and kicking a punching bag*
Zephyr: What were you thinking? ?yrraH Harry. Harry. Harry.

Stop the song

Him: *Eating a tsokolate covered cheesecake, then looks at the reader* What? I earned it. Plus, I need it for my laser vision.

As he shoots lasers out of his eyes, we transition to The Powerpuff Girls, playing with dolls, and hot wheels.

Buttercup: Ladies and gentlemen, Buttercup Utonium is now about to perform the epic loop in her red and ginto 1971 Buick Riviera! *Launches her hot wheels, and watches it go through the loop*
Bubbles: *Watches the car go over a ramp, and fly towards her, and her dolls. She catches it before it hits Octi*
Blossom: *Drawing in a coloring book* Nice catch Bubbles.
Bubbles: Thanks. *Throws the car back to Buttercup*
Buttercup: Easy! *Catches the car* I just waxed the fenders.

Just then, the hotline rang.

Blossom: *Picks up the phone as she closes her book* Yes mayor?
Him: I'm sorry, but the mayor can't come to the phone right now. I want a rematch girls, but if you lose, the mayor dies!
Blossom: Don't count on it! *Hangs up* Girls, we need to go now! *Takes off with Bubbles, and Buttercup*

Song: link

Him: *Watching the girls fly towards him*
Mayor: Oh goodie, they're coming.
Blossom: The mayor is being held hostage sa pamamagitan ng Him.
Bubbles: Not for long. *Goes faster*

With the blink of an eye, she quickly grabbed the mayor, and pulled him out of townhall.

Bubbles: *Gently places him on the sidewalk, and sets him free*
Mayor: Don't forget to save my pickles!
Him: *Shoots lasers at Bubbles*
Bubbles: Whoa! *Dodges the lasers*

They hit a atsara truck, and it blew up. Pickles flew everywhere.

Mayor: *Watching the pickles fall from the sky, and catches them with his hat* Never mind.
Buttercup: *Shoots lasers at Him, but they barely do damage*
Him: I'm used to your lasers now girls.
Blossom: *Hits Him with her lasers*
Him: Okay, now they're starting to hurt.
Blossom: I think it's best if we hit him together on a count of three.
Buttercup: With our fists.
Him: Oh this will be fun.
Blossom: One.
Bubbles: Two.
Buttercup: Three!

They flew towards Him, but madami lasers were being fired.

Him: *Shooting lasers at the girls*
Bubbles: *Dodges the laser*
Blossom: *Dodges another laser*
Buttercup: Whoa! You two alright?
Blossom: Buttercup, look out!!
Him: *Fires another laser*
Bubbles: *Pushes Buttercup out of the way, and gets hit sa pamamagitan ng the laser* Ow!
Blossom & Buttercup: Bubbles!!!
Narrator: Oh no! She's out cold, laying on the sidewalk.
Blossom: Right. Let's end this! *Flying with Buttercup, they manuntok Him, and make him fall down*

The song fades away as Him disappears

Bubbles: *Barely standing as she cries*
Blossom: *Lands susunod to Bubbles* We defeated Him. Did he hurt you with the laser?
Bubbles: *Nods*
Blossom: Where?
Bubbles: It hurts everywhere. My chest, my arms, and my eyes! *Continues crying*
Blossom: Your eyes probably hurt because you're crying.
Bubbles: I don't even have the strength to stand up.
Blossom: Buttercup, come down here. We need your help.
Buttercup: *Lands in front of Bubbles* Hey, thanks for taking that laser for me.
Bubbles: It's okay. *Stops crying, and sniffs* Let's go home.
Blossom: You got it.
Narrator: With Buttercup's help, Blossom carried Bubbles back to their house into the Pokey Oaks suburb. Meanwhile, at Him's place.
Him: I don't understand. I trained really hard to defeat those girls.
Narrator: But it wasn't hard enough. And so once again, the araw is saved. Thanks to.........

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator and the Mayor
Tom Kane as Him
Special Guest bituin Carlos S. as Zephyr

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from May 4, 2017
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 taon old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the peras into the side of this dumpster in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These artikulo are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would you wanna listen to music from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better music available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, you can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help you concentrate. If your friend shows you his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what you want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee madami than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My puso skips a beat
When you walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with you until the end

I give my puso and my soul to you
To make you see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant you see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what you want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I pag-ibig my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a taon and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmon (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed kanin in a kanin bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the kanin won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed kanin on your hand and put your paborito filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmon on the rice. Push the filling into the kanin lightly. Hold the kanin between your palms. Form the kanin into a round, a triangle, or a cylinder sa pamamagitan ng pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the kanin ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. balutin the kanin ball with a strip of nori or sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly sa pamamagitan ng americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: you got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I pag-ibig it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if you call right now we will also send you a what ever you call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 madami dollers shiping and handleing! YOU GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever you call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever you call it have you credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL araw BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST bituin IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all you have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES YOU THE MOST YOU HAVE THE MOST tagahanga GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some pelikula i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some music i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some books i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to listahan all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound you get when you scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, you know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when you just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. isda fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, or maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, or maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal madami hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would petsa Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd halik who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never petsa a girl
I swear I'd still pag-ibig men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When you watch a brand new one
I’d invite my mga kaibigan over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok you go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door kampanilya rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will you give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really walang tiyak na layunin stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, you have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” sinabi my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find madami crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? You are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.


User: No you are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and you are a robot.


User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. You are the robot here.

User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... You computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So you admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




Lol yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do you hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be tahanan for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and apoy hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: you better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired sa pamamagitan ng their family and mga kaibigan and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented sa pamamagitan ng the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The segundo is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The konsiyerto Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 oras Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There pag-awit I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're upuan Ooh K Then patong lalaki Sad You Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There patong lalaki Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fans fans Was pag-awit Along Giving Him bulaklak Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For pagbaba And You're Comments