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posted by Mauserfan1910
Well my typewriter is down for repairs at the moment and I need something to keep me from being bored as hell because I’m off work for today and my husband is off at church and I think the cat hid my dildo so what the fuck am I supposed to do with my time?
Some of you may be surprised that I’m an may-akda since I type about like how you’d expect a fucking dumbass ranch worker to talk, but I am an author, and I swear I can type good if I wanna.
Art, in all of the forms that it takes on, exists as the method that we humans use to understand and explain our viewpoints on reality. Reality and fiction in that regard exist in a sort of car and model car or gun and airsoft gun sort of relationship. It may be easier to understand, madami accessible, and free of many of the constraints that the real thing is subject to. However, fiction still needs to mimic reality in one way or another because it is dependent on reality in order to exist in much the same way that a model car would have no meaning in a world without any concept of transportation devices. Art, however, can mimic reality in a wide variety of different ways. Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring gives a glimpse into the way people of his time saw the world both in the way the girl looks, and in the mga kulay used. Picasso’s cubism on the other hand also gives a glimpse into the way Picasso saw the world, but yet people are madami often confused sa pamamagitan ng Picasso’s madami visceral visual style. Villains in any form of storytelling, be it video games, books, movies, et cetera, can be written in different ways to fit the intentions of the author, however realistic or visceral the may-akda chooses to be. This gives rise to there being a variety of good types of villains. In the body of this article, I will explain different types, how they are used, and examples of these villains.
realism
This is the most basic form of villain writing, and the kind that new storytellers should strive to learn and perfect first. It is often sinabi that you need to learn the rules before you break them, so you need to learn to mimic reality in a realistic way before you learn madami surreal techniques. The rule here is that reality is very complex and nuanced, even people with mental disabilities are complex with motivations that can be explained and understood. Most of the time, when you ask people what a good, well written villain looks like, they will describe this kind of villain; one that is nuanced, relatable, and rational. If the writer is very good at his job, he or she might even be able to write a story in which the villain is actually the good guy. As a rule of thumb, you should write a person first, and a trope later, and in this context, villain could be thought of as a trope where the goal is not to write a villain, but to write a human being with motivations contrary to the hero.
Examples of these villains include the Malfoy family in Harry Potter, the Woodsman from Over the Garden Wall, Croix from Little Which Academia
symbolic
Also called force of nature villains, these villains aren’t meant to be characters themselves, also they do often complement character villains in a work of fiction. Just as stated before, you have to know the rules before you break the rules. That is where these types of villains come in. The goal is not to write a character, but to have something symbolic of the concept of evil, or of another concept that you believe to be evil. They often manipulate madami nuanced character villains, or act as some far off but powerful being that characters must unite to fight. Just as one fleshed out example, we have Zhaitan from Guild Wars II. Zhaitan is not a fleshed out character with a personality or clear motivations, in fact, the game hints that he has no free will at all. He simply corrupts and destroys. The storyline of the game follows your hero as he or she learns about the threats of elder dragons like Zhaitan, and unites different races, organizations, and governments in order to face the threat. Zhaitan doesn’t appear until the very end, making the idea of him far madami important than him as a character, and he fills his role in the story very well without the need for complexity. Now, what Zhaitan represents is a subject of debate.
Examples include: Zhaitan from Guild Wars II, Emperor Palpatine from bituin Wars, and The Beast from Over the Garden Wall
antihero
The antihero is one of my paborito characters to write. Many of my mga kaibigan say that I am an antihero and for how much I antagonize my own friends, I think I can see their point. Technically the antihero is a hero and not a villain, but I have chosen to include them to illustrate one major point. The only difference between a good villain and a good hero is who is telling the story. A good antihero can do both good and bad in different individual situations. It’s not uncommon for an antihero to even be an outlaw who goes out to fight for the greater good outside of legal constrains. Such is true for Han Solo who was a smuggler gone revolutionary.
Examples include: Han Solo from bituin Wars, Amanda O’Neil from Little Witch Academia, and Don Draper from Madmen
“the enemy”
Some stories don’t have one specific antagonist, the villain isn’t one or two people, but organizations or ideas. War stories are often like this, the enemy of Call of Duty World at War isn’t Shichiro Tamagawa, or Kristoff Keller, but the whole of the Japanese and German armies. The closest you get to one single bad guy is a General Heinrich Amsel, but even he only appears at the very end of one particular mission. Just like with the symbolic villains, usually “the enemy” villains aren’t meant to create a nuanced character, but to be symbolic of different organizations and the things those organizations represented. These sorts of villains are often employed in video games where there is a need for there to be lots of enemies to fight.
Examples include: The Bandits from Guild Wars II, the French and British armies in All Quiet on the Western Front, or Republicanism in the Harvey gatas documentary, Milk.
Whether you are Pagsulat the plotline of a video game, a book, the script of a movie, or whatever other form of storytelling art you prefer, villains are as complex and varied as they come in real life. The goal is to make your reader look at your work, and to be able to spend time thinking about it and what different characters or organizations mean for the real world.
Anyway, my husband is home, it’s time to get knocked up, I can’t wait to see how you lovely bastards rip apart my dumb asno artikulo in about an hour
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uy this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a trasnpormer knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

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Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...
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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason sinabi hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason sinabi letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether or not you are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:

* You are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* You are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* You are, most likely, an idiot.
* You have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.

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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five minutos or so. Memorize...
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from the internet :)

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the susunod car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The madami it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie...
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The following dumb laws are, or were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before you go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if you bail off and do something stupid or try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope you enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please comment and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make madami lines.
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pag-ibig and Marriage:

"If falling in pag-ibig is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7


"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9


"I think you're supposed to get shot with an palaso or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8


"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9


"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8


"Once...
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Just randomly found this:

1. Throw papkorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can you fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling papkorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get papkorn yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit susunod to you because you invisible...
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned sa pamamagitan ng their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their tahanan in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded sa pamamagitan ng mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...
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1. You can do whatever you damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. You can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. You can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. You don't having to think about birth control, calendars or ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. You can go out and flirt as much as your puso desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet upuan issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
Every time you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...
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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an artikulo on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I Nawawala it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an artikulo about reasons why you should do pointe
1. you get to be taller
2. you can use them in self defense
3. you can... what you don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 oras Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......
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posted by ShadowFlame
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done sa pamamagitan ng a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the araw of the...
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