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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, you let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do. *Climbs into his A-Wing*

The other pilots started to get in their ships. After a few seconds, hundreds of X-Wings, Y-Wings, and A-Wings were flying towards Sullust.

Wedge: No bituin Destroyers in sight, but they are going to have a squadron of Tie Fighters down there. Also be careful of their turrets.
Red-9: Copy Red Leader.
Green-4: *Sees the Tie Fighters coming towards them* Here they come.

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Green-7: Allow me. *Activates speed boost, and flies in front of the pack*
Tie Pilot: *Looking at an A-Wing* What is that?
Green-7: *Shoots down a Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 77: A new fighter for the Rebellion. Those will be tricky to shoot down.
Green-7: *Shoots down a Tie Bomber, and fires a torpedo at a Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 83: Ah! *Turns left, but the torpedo is still following him*
Tie Pilot 17: Shake that missile.
Tie Pilot 83: What do you think I'm trying to do?! *Gets hit*
Wedge: That was quick. Let's take out those turrets.
Y-Wing Pilot: bituin Destroyers incoming. They're launching madami Ties.

Along with the Fighters, and Bombers, there was a new type of fighter from the Empire. The Interceptor.

Imperial Officer: Let's see how their new fighter is compared to ours.
Green-7: *Turns right, and fires another misayl at a Tie Fighter. It gets destroyed, and he starts firing at a Tie Interceptor*
interceptor Pilot 53: Oh fuck! *Gets shot down*
interceptor Pilot 70: Don't make the same mistake he did. Those A-Wings have a higher range than our Interceptors. Try getting behind them, then attack.
interceptor Pilot 60: They're all over this place. How can we do that?
interceptor Pilot 70: They can't shoot us all down.
Wedge: *Shoots down Tie Pilot 70*
interceptor Pilot 60: Is that so?
Red-3: Good shot Red Leader.
Wedge: That was nothing compared to Green-7. Keep it up over there.
Green-7: Will do Red Leader.
ginto Leader: Our Y-Wings finished destroying the turrets. Let's take on the rest of the Ties while our frigates attack the enemy base.

As the Mon Calamari's attacked the bituin Destroyers, Corvette frigates were attacking one of the Imperial buildings.

Imperial Officer 633: You think this is a game?!!? We need backup!!
Imperial Officer 962: We're in the middle of repairing our engines.
Imperial Officer 633: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! LOAD UP YOUR SHIP WITH TIE FIGHTERS, AND GET OVER HERE!!!

There were still a few Tie Fighters with four Bombers and an Interceptor.

Green-7: *Shooting a Tie Bomber*
bombero Pilot 63: apoy a missile.
bombero Co-Pilot: I'm on it. *Fires a misayl at the A-Wing*
Green-7: *Shoots the missile, then shoots down the Tie Bomber*
bombero Pilot 63: We're going down!! *Crashes into a river of lava*
interceptor Pilot 52: I'm getting behind the A-Wing.
Red-3 & Red-7: *Shooting down the three Tie Fighters*
Green-7: *Turns around, and shoots at the Interceptor*
ginto Leader: The frigates are halfway done with their attack run. Hold the Ties off for a little longer. We're helping the Mon Calamari's take down the bituin Destroyers.
Wedge: 10-4. All X-Wings, and A-Wings will protect the Y-Wings, and take down enemy fighters.

The other bituin Destroyer finally arrived. Fifteen Tie Fighters were launched along with twenty bombers, and ten interceptors.

Green Leader: Red Leader, this is Green Leader. Another batch of Ties have just arrived.
Wedge: I see them. Green-7, you're doing very good. ipakita them what you got.
Green-7: *Firing twelve missiles at once. They take down five Fighters, a bomber, and six interceptors.
Green Leader: Nice one. *Also fires twelve missiles at once. He shoots down seven Tie Fighters, four interceptors, and a bomber*
Wedge: Now I definitely want to fly one of those. Finish off the Fighters, then take down the bombers. Red Squadron is going to help out the Y-Wings.
Green Leader: I copy Red Leader. These guys won't be any trouble.

But a Tie Fighter was heading towards Green-7 from the left. He fired several times, only managing to hit the cock put a few times. Glass shattered as it was hit.

Green-7: My cockpit has been damaged. Bogies closing in.
Green Leader: Hold on, I'll give you a hand.
Green-7: *Flying towards the Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 77: Fuck, he's coming towards me! *Pulling up*
Green-7: *Shoots down the Tie Fighter, then turns right, heading for a bomber*
Green Leader: I'm here Green-7.
bombero Pilot 40: *Shoots Green-7*
Green-7: *Holding his neck. His A-Wing goes down, and crashes into the ground*
Green Leader: Fuck, I was too late. We Nawawala Green-7.
ginto Leader: The frigates are done with their attack run. Back to the Mon Calamari's.
Wedge: *Activating his deflector shields. He looks down at the wrecked A-Wing* He was a good pilot, and that is a very good ship.
 The A-Wing. First introduced in Return Of The Jedi in 1983. This tagahanga fiction is dedicated to this machine, and the pilots who flew it.
The A-Wing. First introduced in Return Of The Jedi in 1983. This fan fiction is dedicated to this machine, and the pilots who flew it.
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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have you watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash pelikula like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....
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Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of taon again. The Halloween season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And you know what that means? That means it’s another taon for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher pelikula came out that decade. You got Jason Vorhees,...
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Okay so a quick ipakita of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Hapon containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, or at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced sa pamamagitan ng Samuel L. Jackson, music was done sa pamamagitan ng RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the anime itself was animated sa pamamagitan ng Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...
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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored sa pamamagitan ng a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized glab weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told you if you keep falling asleep, their gonna kick you outta here"...
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes you can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: You okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED sa pamamagitan ng A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist you have to believe every quote Hawking ever sinabi ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was sinabi that...
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So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White tinapay is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown tinapay is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...
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I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, ipinapakita Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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