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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW taon ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some mga baril into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I pag-ibig Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All you do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their asno off just so they can watch a ball ilipat down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
Master Sword: We're combining a gay musical with a violent movie about African Equestrians.
Tom: In other words, we're combining Into The Woods with Boyz N The Hood.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Enjoy.

Into The Hoods

Starring Tom Foolery as Tre
Saten Twist as Doughboy Darren
Master Sword as Ricky
Aina as Little Red Riding hood
Sunny as Sinderella
Cosmic bahaghari as Mr. Baker
Snow Wonder as Baker's Wife
Annie as Witch

South Central Los Angeles, 1991

Darren: Man, I will do anything to get my hooves on some weed right now.
Tre: You always want weed man. It's not good for you.
Ricky: I just want to know why a bunch of white crackers like us are playing as a bunch of African Equestrians.
Tre: Low budget.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Driving a car*
Darren: Yo. What the hell do they want?
Cinderella: We challenge you to a gangfight.
Darren: A bunch of bitches?
Tre: Shouldn't you be cleaning floors, and getting abused sa pamamagitan ng your step mother?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Parking lot, midnight.
Ricky: What parking lot?
Darren: And which midnight?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Midnight tonight!
Little Red Riding Hood: And the parking lot that's closest to your house! *Drives away*

Everyone in Little Red Riding Hood's car begins to sing

Little Red Riding Hood: We have challenged three stallions to a gangfight.
Cinderella: We will beat three stallions at a gangfight.
Mr. Baker: I don't know why we're pag-awit about a gangfight.
Audience: *Laughing*
Baker's Wife: I thought musicals were all about pleasant things.
Witch: Who cares? Let's kill them!
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know why we're pag-awit in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: I don't know how we ended up in the same story.
Mr. Baker: It's so everyone in Disney could create an excuse to jack off to so many girls at once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: Of course. I'm in a musical, I forgot what's it called, but I'm also in it with Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, my step mother, and my step sisters, and Jack's mother, and a witch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: I'm thankful you didn't call me a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: We finally made a rhyme with two different words in a song that doesn't make any sense! *Crashes into a truck* And we just crashed.
Audience: *Laughing*

Thankfully, no one survived the crash, and everything related to the movie Into The Woods was destroyed.

The End

On the susunod part of this episode

Annie watches Annie.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 10: My New Year's Resolution

Annie was walking through a park when she met Sunny.

Annie: Why is it that everytime I walk through the exact same spot in this park, I always meet you here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: *Rolls her eyes while smiling* Stalker!
Annie: Where?
Sunny: I was referring to myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well don't do that, you scared me.
Sunny: Oh well. Nopony is perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Say, wanna watch Annie with me?
Annie: Don't we need a mirror for that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie.
Annie: I don't think it's available to watch in theaters yet.
Sunny: The 1982 version.
Annie: Oh no thanks, I hate Ronald Reagan.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: It takes place in the Great Depression.
Annie: And I also hate Herbert Hoover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Is there any president you don't hate?
Annie: Who killed Abraham Lunicorn?
Sunny: John Wilkes Booth, but he wasn't a president.
Annie: Then why did he kill Abraham?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Let's just watch that movie.

They end up at Sunny's house, where a telebisyon is set on a mesa susunod to a big collection of pelikula on Casette tapes.

Annie: *Looking at movies* Nice. You have a wonderful collection of pelikula here. The Hunt For Red October, Spaceballs, Kelly's Heroes-
Sunny: If you're finished obsessing over my movies, I'll get Annie set up.
Annie: Get me set up for what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie!
Annie: What movie?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Seriously? You forgot? Annie, the musical!
Annie: Oh. I don't think that movie came out in theaters yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Oh my god, I'm not going through this again. *Gets Annie the movie, and puts it in the VCR*

Two hours later.

Sunny: Well? What did you think?
Annie: That was good. I especially liked Carol Burnett's performance.
Sunny: Have you seen her in any other movies?
Annie: No, but I did see her as a special guest bituin in Hawaii Five-O.
Sunny: No kidding. We made a crossover parody of that ipakita in the nakaraan episode.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Coming up next, it's the newest skit, The Movie Studio.

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic bahaghari as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Previously in The Movie Studio

Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!

* * *

Director Nick: I want all of you to prepare for the susunod scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want you to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*

* * *

Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, or mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to pagpaparangal room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here you are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the pag-ibig of... I give up, get outta here.

But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. And this is the something/someone.

Roxy: *Runs into studio* Director Nick!
Director Nick: Either she wants to have sex with me, or something serious happened.
Audience: *Laughing*
Roxy: Sir, we don't have enough actors for this movie we're about to produce.
Director: Well what are you telling me this for? Go find some ponies, and hire them as actors.
Roxy: *Sees Louis* What about this pony?
Director Nick: Him? Forget it. He doesn't want to be an actor.
Louis: Well, now that you mention it...
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Oh no! I told you to leave this studio, and you're leaving!
Roxy: Let him try sir. How much harm could that do?
Director Nick: Tons of harm! We need professionals, not some walang tiyak na layunin ponies that appear out of nowhere!
Connor: Well, I was some walang tiyak na layunin parang buriko that appeared out of nowhere, and you hired me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Shut up. I'm thinking about something.
Roxy: Think faster sir, we need to find another actor quickly.
Director Nick: Alright, let the kid give it a go.
Louis: It's Louis sir.
Director Nick: What did you say?
Louis: My name is Louis.
Director Nick: Alright Loser.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Get out there, and be an actor.
Roxy: Just follow me.

Louis starred in the movie, and made a few new friends. During the premiere of the new film...

Mason: I pag-ibig this.
Leah: We're did really good.
Tobias: Compared to me, you were all lousy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Ah shut up Toby.
Louis: I liked this film we starred in, especially the title.
Leah: Yeah, I like it too. What is this movie called again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: On The Block.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

Coming up next, it's The Classroom

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, Brianna, and James were standing sa pamamagitan ng the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.

Gary: It looks great. What do you two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about you James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If you don't start laughing, I'll kick you out of here, and you won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Walks into classroom* What have we here?
Gary: We made a masterpiece.
Ms. Schultz: Of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Do you know why they call these things chalkboards?
Brianna: Actually, they're called blackboards.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: First of all, they call these things chalkboards, because you're supposed to write down stuff on here using chalk. Nothing else. Also, before you painted on this thing, it was green, not black.
Gary: Now it's even better then green. It's red, yellow, blue, orange, brown, and-
Ms. Schultz: I am not interested in what mga kulay are on there. Why did you even paint on here?
Gary: We made a mural. You know how some ponies create stories with their murals? Well this is our story, the history of Ms. Schultz's classroom.
Ms. Schultz: How come I see a griffon wearing a Nazi uniform?
James: Oh, that's Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We figured that since you two had the same last names, one of you would time travel, and meet up with each other.
James: Together, you would see, here, and know nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Well I can't know nothing, otherwise I wouldn't be a teacher.
Gary: Sure you would. You'd just be dumber then you are now.
Ms. Schultz: What would you do if I wasn't teaching you?
Gary: I'd personally take over for you. And, *Gets a paintbrush with grey paint*
James: *Whistling taps*
Audience: *Laughing*

Gary started to paint Ms. Schultz's grave sa pamamagitan ng the school.

Ms. Schultz: You think I would die?
Gary: Actually it was Sunny's idea.
Sunny: *Sleeping, but wakes up* What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: And you'd take over for me if I died.
Gary: Yep.
Ms. Schultz: You wouldn't last an entire araw as a teacher.
Gary: Oh yes I would. I'll do it right now.
Ms. Schultz: Okay. *Goes to Gary's desk, and sits down* What do we do first Mr. Gary?
Gary: First, we get rid of Lauren.
Lauren: Why me?
Gary: Because you smell like shit, and nopony wants to deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: I do not!
Ms. Schultz: He's actually right, you do smell bad.
Lauren: *Stands up, and walks towards the door*
Ms. Schultz: Where do you think you're going?
Lauren: To the principal. I'm going to tell him that you, and Gary are bullying me.

At the Principal's office.

Principal: You smell like shit. Get back to class.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: Ugh. *Leaves principal's office, and goes back to class*

Meanwhile in the classroom.

Gary: We are not getting rid of the mural.
Ms. Schultz: Why not?
Gary: Because it's not right. You just don't get rid of murals. Did you ever see that mural downtown? Nopony tried to get rid of that.
Ms. Schultz: No, but it was vandalized.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: It doesn't mean they got rid of it.
Lauren: *Returns to class*
Gary: What are you doing back here?
Lauren: The principal told me to come back here, because he is also making fun of me. How much did you pay him to say the same thing you, and Gary said?
Ms. Schultz: I didn't pay him anything.
Lauren: Then my life sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Now in our lesson we were going over, multiplication is done sa pamamagitan ng adding a number sa pamamagitan ng itself a certain amount of times. For instance, 6 times 3 equals 18, because you are adding 6 sa pamamagitan ng itself three times.
Maria: Didn't we already learn this?
Gary: Yeah, but if you don't pay attention, you'll fail!
Maria: But we already learned about it.
Gary: I don't care!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Rolls her eyes* So far so good.

Coming up next, it's asno asno Inn.

asno asno Inn

Starring bahaghari Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic bahaghari as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A parang buriko arrived at the asno asno Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one madami letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There you are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if you don't ma******te in that video, I'll ipakita everypony in here an embarrassing litrato of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing litrato is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: You know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are you talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are you accusing us of sending you that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if you want, we could protect you from whoever sent you that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know you guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted you guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for you in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: You could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*

After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting susunod to a delivery van.

Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench amerikana Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse

Flashback

Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!

End flashback.

Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench amerikana parang buriko 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench amerikana Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench amerikana ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench amerikana parang buriko 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot sa pamamagitan ng trench amerikana pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench amerikana Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench amerikana Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his mga kaibigan aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: You weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did you get into my car?
Mercury: sa pamamagitan ng popular demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing you did ipakita up out of nowhere.

susunod day.

Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill you anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since you have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing litrato I promised to bring in.
Marisa: You never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd ipakita it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*

Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game ipakita wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. In first place with three dollars is Will Ferrell.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: The very first contestant on our ipakita to score a positive ammount of money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I feel like I had your job once, but I can't remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Perhaps that's because you played as me in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit sa pamamagitan ng Saturday Night Live.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In third place with negative $68,000... *Sighs* Sean, the hedgehog.
Audience: Woooo!!!! *Clapping*
Sean: You won't get away with this shit you bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What did I just say? What did I tell you about swear words?
Sean: That they're fun to use, especiallly when you're p***ing someone off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's.... Just.... Great.... And finally, the gitara player, and singer for the rock & roll band Green Hay, is Shredder Dash.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Shredder: You forgot to say that I was the brother of the Element Of Loyalty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And you have negative $41,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Now let's ilipat onto Double Jeopardy. The categories are...

Potent Potables
Plumbers named Mario
Ponies On The Rails
Things that start with the letter P
Things you should put in your mouth

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm not sure what that category is doing up there, so let's just pretend it's not there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.

pelikula sa pamamagitan ng Disney
And finally, states that begin in Wyom

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Will Ferrell, you're in first place, so the board is yours.
Will: Uh, yeah.. I'm thinking about it.. Let me think.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Sean, why don't you pick?
Will: Hey, I'm not done!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Well hurry up. I gotta insult Trebek sooner, or later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I want it to be sooner.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And I want it to be later. Now Mr. Ferrell, please hurry up.
Will: Okay, I'll take 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Will: Uh, let's go for Things that start with the letter B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That letter is P, not B.
Will: Then I'm gonna make it a B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: *Grabs a marker, and write the letter B over P*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please get back to your podium.
Will: Okay. I'm finished. *Goes back to his podium*
Alex: Things that start with P for 800. And the answer is, The word melokoton starts with this letter.
Will: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Ferrell?
Will: The correct answer is Mario, he is Peach's boyfriend.

The audience laughed, and the wrong kampanilya buzzed.

Alex: You didn't choose the Plumbers named Mario category, so that's incorrect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: I'll ipakita you a melokoton Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looking at Sean* Oh god. That's not a peach, and you know it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer of course is P. The word melokoton starts with a P. Mr. Ferrell it's still your board, but since you're a slow thinker, I'll let Sean choose the board.
Sean: THE araw IS MINE!!
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Sean: I'll take Things you should put in your mouth for 1,000.
Alex: I told you to ignore that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh god. Things you should put in your mouth for 1,000. And the answer is, This thing you should put in your mouth can be found on a table.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, what?
Sean: If your grand daughter was looking at a table, and was deciding what to put in her mouth, she'd go for me. Or, at least one part of my body located between my legs.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: Okay, that's disgusting. Someone else, please answer.
Shredder: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Dash?
Shredder: A candle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why would you put that in your mouth?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was food. You should always put this in your mouth, especially when you're hungry.
Sean: Your grand daughter was hungry when she decided to put my d**k in her mouth.
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: And now, for the toughest part of the job. Final Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Grabs paper with final jeopardy category* The category is... You know what? *Rips up paper*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This is the category you will work on for final jeopardy. What would you do with a million dollars?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There's no way you can mess this one up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Because you can do anything with a million dollars. You could buy a fancy sports car, or a mansion. Or if you were Sean, you would hire fifty assassins to kill me.
Audience: *Laughing*

The timer rang.

Alex: Alright, let's see what you would blow your million bucks on. *Walks to Will's podium* Mr. Ferrell, you wrote down.. Absolutely nothing.
Will: Shut up, I'm thinking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I still haven't decided what I wanted.
Alex: You ran out of time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on, to Sean The Hedgehog. You wrote down- *Looks at a picture of himself getting his head blown off sa pamamagitan ng Sean with a .44 magnum*
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: I don't even think I wanna see your wager.
Sean: Well too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You wagered, Death to Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Finally, let's see what Shredder Dash would do with a million dollars. Buy a big hot tub that was as tall as the Empire State Building.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shredder: That would just be badass, and I would play there all araw with my band.
Alex: I can't believe that shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Hey, you broke your own no swearing rule!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And now the ipakita is over. This has been our first, and last episode of 2015. Goodbye.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back on the block.

Master Sword: Well, this episode has been really interesting.
Tom: I'm still getting over the fact that we played as three black gangsters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: With Saten Twist? I'll never forget that.
Tom: Now it's time for our brony of the month. January, 2015. The brony of the buwan award goes to... Jade_23!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Master Sword: She is the best pegasister in the world.
Tom: What would this club do without her? Before becoming Jade_23, she was known as Applejackrocks.
Master Sword: Back then, she wrote lots of articles, and made many awesome roleplays.
Tom: And now she's back. We hope she stays here forever.
Master Sword: Everyone loves you Jade.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: And that's all the time we have for our show. See you later folks.

The End

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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a tagahanga fiction featuring ponies. If you're not into that stuff, run away immediately.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*


A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven sa pamamagitan ng two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)...
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1. Do you like pie?

2. Are you, or have you ever been a squirrel?

3. Are you afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are you a people person or a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were an apple?

7. Have you ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can you get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have you ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have you ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do you have a sword handy?

14. Do you like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him you met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do you listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him sa pamamagitan ng his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your paborito guy[If you hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson or some who you like ALLOT!]

9. Come tahanan saying you found your true...
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posted by fencingrocks
No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If you want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - or Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening or something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, madami commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on tuktok of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an artikulo of it since I seem to be making the same comment over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an artikulo to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my comment on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments


First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this tagahanga club either).
Overrated...
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As many of you know I made a listahan of 20 paborito animated heroes, which fanpop actually advertised on the fanpop page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous or something. Anyway just like with my paborito animated heroines listahan I'm going to be making a listahan of the worst animated heroes. I just pag-ibig to do these hate artikulo just as much as my paborito ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just madami fun because you get to make madami jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a comment and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him



62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish



63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes



64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are you doing?", say, "What are YOU doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the sopa until you give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. reyna Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!