~In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
~Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
~There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
~The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
~Every araw 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
~The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
~Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tsaa were used as money in Siberia
~Most lipstick contains isda scales!
~It's illegal to drink serbesa out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!
~Clinophobia is the fear of beds!
~The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
~Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
~There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
~The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
~Every araw 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
~The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
~Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tsaa were used as money in Siberia
~Most lipstick contains isda scales!
~It's illegal to drink serbesa out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!
~Clinophobia is the fear of beds!
~The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
Blessed be thy night in this valiant kingdom.
Twas the last night in November,
Almost to December.
A noble Knight of Camelot rode due East on the back of his steed,
Suddenly, a dwarf called out to the Knight, "Read!"
The dwarf was pointing directly towards a sign that said, "Cliff"
The noble Knight turned to her and bowed, "If it weren't for thou, I'd be adrift."
"You're welcome!" Called out the dwarf. "Just be careful of the Dragon, Kiilamush. He spits acidic venom!"
The Knight smiled brightly, "I thank thee. Dost thou know where I can find a blacksmith?" Asked the Knight.
"Thou must venture Northwest through the Swamp of Screams!"
"Thou art very helpful! Willst thou sumali me on my valiant quest?"
The dwarf jumped up and down eagerly. "Yes! Yes!"
( Part Two coming soon)
Twas the last night in November,
Almost to December.
A noble Knight of Camelot rode due East on the back of his steed,
Suddenly, a dwarf called out to the Knight, "Read!"
The dwarf was pointing directly towards a sign that said, "Cliff"
The noble Knight turned to her and bowed, "If it weren't for thou, I'd be adrift."
"You're welcome!" Called out the dwarf. "Just be careful of the Dragon, Kiilamush. He spits acidic venom!"
The Knight smiled brightly, "I thank thee. Dost thou know where I can find a blacksmith?" Asked the Knight.
"Thou must venture Northwest through the Swamp of Screams!"
"Thou art very helpful! Willst thou sumali me on my valiant quest?"
The dwarf jumped up and down eagerly. "Yes! Yes!"
( Part Two coming soon)