There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have ibingiay us tickets.
Girls are like phones. We pag-ibig to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I’m very bravo generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen to have a headache.”
I refuse to answer that tanong on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minuto it begins to rain.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?
I did not write this
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have ibingiay us tickets.
Girls are like phones. We pag-ibig to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I’m very bravo generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen to have a headache.”
I refuse to answer that tanong on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minuto it begins to rain.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?
I did not write this
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