1. You can do whatever you damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. You can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. You can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. You don't having to think about birth control, calendars or ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. You can go out and flirt as much as your puso desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet upuan issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. You can have male mga kaibigan without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. You can finally see all the good bidyo -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly bidyo in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. You don't have to wear sinturon panties unless you want to wear them.
14. You can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. You don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that you want.
17. You can spend as much time as you want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting you on a tiny pedestal that you can fall off of at any moment, unless you are focusing on your balance all araw long.
19. You don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the gatas carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. You are free at a party or bar to talk to who you please, and you don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. You can buy what you want at the grocery store. So what if you want to have spaghetti four nights in a row?
25. You can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No madami checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes or no to an invitation. You can accept on the spot.
28. You don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. You can fill the fridge with fresh prutas and veggies, bottled water, one-percent gatas and applesauce instead of cold cuts, serbesa and Velveeta."
30. No madami Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal or Jackie Chan. You are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a araw if you want.
31. You no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. You can be happy with who you are, not who he wants you to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If you are depressed or mad at the world for a few minutes, you don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. You can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, or whatever) without being asked, 'What do you need that for?'
36. You can eat garlic or onions without a segundo thought about breath mints.
37. You don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when you spend the araw at the tabing-dagat checking out the lifeguards.
39. You can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. You can go to kama in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If you tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until YOU mess it up again!
43. You can spend your paycheck on what you want.
44. Your mga kaibigan can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I sumali in?' comments are made.
45. You don't have to worry if he will or won't call.
46. No madami arguments about things you can't explain.
47. You can have a clean bathroom with the toilet upuan where you want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when you go out on those first dates, but they take you out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, you can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. You can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. You can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. You don't having to think about birth control, calendars or ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. You can go out and flirt as much as your puso desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet upuan issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. You can have male mga kaibigan without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. You can finally see all the good bidyo -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly bidyo in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. You don't have to wear sinturon panties unless you want to wear them.
14. You can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. You don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that you want.
17. You can spend as much time as you want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting you on a tiny pedestal that you can fall off of at any moment, unless you are focusing on your balance all araw long.
19. You don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the gatas carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. You are free at a party or bar to talk to who you please, and you don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. You can buy what you want at the grocery store. So what if you want to have spaghetti four nights in a row?
25. You can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No madami checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes or no to an invitation. You can accept on the spot.
28. You don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. You can fill the fridge with fresh prutas and veggies, bottled water, one-percent gatas and applesauce instead of cold cuts, serbesa and Velveeta."
30. No madami Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal or Jackie Chan. You are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a araw if you want.
31. You no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. You can be happy with who you are, not who he wants you to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If you are depressed or mad at the world for a few minutes, you don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. You can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, or whatever) without being asked, 'What do you need that for?'
36. You can eat garlic or onions without a segundo thought about breath mints.
37. You don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when you spend the araw at the tabing-dagat checking out the lifeguards.
39. You can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. You can go to kama in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If you tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until YOU mess it up again!
43. You can spend your paycheck on what you want.
44. Your mga kaibigan can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I sumali in?' comments are made.
45. You don't have to worry if he will or won't call.
46. No madami arguments about things you can't explain.
47. You can have a clean bathroom with the toilet upuan where you want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when you go out on those first dates, but they take you out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, you can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
"When There's Nothing Left"
When there's nothing left to give
I will give you madami than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Say I pag-ibig you
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No music to play so I sing you my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
You still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Say I pag-ibig you
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I pag-ibig you
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give you madami than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give you my heart
I'm gonna give you my puso
When there's nothing left to give
I will give you madami than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Say I pag-ibig you
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No music to play so I sing you my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
You still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Say I pag-ibig you
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I pag-ibig you
And I'll give you my heart, say I pag-ibig you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give you madami than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give you my heart
I'm gonna give you my puso
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He split the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the prutas seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He split the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the prutas seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.
2. You use the British curse of pagkain and bad tea.
3. You wear a scarf and when your teachers tell you to take it off, you say KOLKOLKOL!
4. You imagine your paborito Hetalia characters pag-awit your paborito songs.
5. Hetalia = your mind.
6. Buono kamatis buono kamatis buono buono ooh tomato.
7. You give people names that apply to their traits or what they eat (ex. potato bastard kamatis bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, you say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. You are pagbaba this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first artikulo on fanpop)
2. You use the British curse of pagkain and bad tea.
3. You wear a scarf and when your teachers tell you to take it off, you say KOLKOLKOL!
4. You imagine your paborito Hetalia characters pag-awit your paborito songs.
5. Hetalia = your mind.
6. Buono kamatis buono kamatis buono buono ooh tomato.
7. You give people names that apply to their traits or what they eat (ex. potato bastard kamatis bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, you say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. You are pagbaba this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first artikulo on fanpop)
