Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would gatas come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered mag-ihaw to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is it that when you transport something sa pamamagitan ng car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something sa pamamagitan ng ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If you have your finger touching the rear view mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why is there an pagtapos petsa on maasim cream?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not ilipat 10 miles away?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?
Does a isda get cramps after eating?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would gatas come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered mag-ihaw to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is it that when you transport something sa pamamagitan ng car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something sa pamamagitan ng ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If you have your finger touching the rear view mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why is there an pagtapos petsa on maasim cream?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not ilipat 10 miles away?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?
Does a isda get cramps after eating?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Liliana: wavy blonde hair, one purple eye and one green eye. She's shy and nice.
Lucy: straight dark brown hair and blue eyes. she's super friendly and outgoing.
Victoria: curly blond hair and brown eyes. she's weird (in a good way) and she's nice.
James: long blonde hair and black eyes.
Alex: blond hair and blue eyes. he's James's friend.
Maria: she has red hair and big brown eyes. she's a bully.
I think that's all.
I'll post madami if I think of anything else.
goodbye, mellonnins!
Lucy: straight dark brown hair and blue eyes. she's super friendly and outgoing.
Victoria: curly blond hair and brown eyes. she's weird (in a good way) and she's nice.
James: long blonde hair and black eyes.
Alex: blond hair and blue eyes. he's James's friend.
Maria: she has red hair and big brown eyes. she's a bully.
I think that's all.
I'll post madami if I think of anything else.
goodbye, mellonnins!
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See, CISPA is back. You remember SOPA and PIPA from last year? basically the same thing, can you please take a short minuto out of your time to sign this important petition?. It is a big threat to Fanpop! and other sites such as Youtube, Tumblr, Deviantart, etc
Sorry to bother!
Even people outside of the United States need to sign this! because it will affect your country as well, since most websites (including this one) are made and still running in United States
This will block all the fandom things on this site and others, and will also get rid of the Music, Movies, and even filthy pronz!
Not only is it just an ultimate Anti-Piracy bill, it will get rid of freedom all around the world. Destroying the Internet and many lives, do you want the U.S Government looking at your history? please sign it before it's too late!
See, CISPA is back. You remember SOPA and PIPA from last year? basically the same thing, can you please take a short minuto out of your time to sign this important petition?. It is a big threat to Fanpop! and other sites such as Youtube, Tumblr, Deviantart, etc
Sorry to bother!
Even people outside of the United States need to sign this! because it will affect your country as well, since most websites (including this one) are made and still running in United States
This will block all the fandom things on this site and others, and will also get rid of the Music, Movies, and even filthy pronz!
Not only is it just an ultimate Anti-Piracy bill, it will get rid of freedom all around the world. Destroying the Internet and many lives, do you want the U.S Government looking at your history? please sign it before it's too late!
1. Say 'That's Just Being a -(Their Name)-'
2. Talk To Your Pen Constantly
3. Swim On The Floor
4. Climb Walls
5. When You Go In The paliguan Or Bath Scream 'I'm Drowning, I'm Drowning!'
6. Say 'Ooh La La' Before Everything You Say
7. Say 'Thats What YOU Think' At Every Opinion Speech
8. When Your At School Drop Your Pen Constantly
9. Roll Your Pen Across Your Desk
10. Shoot Dirty Looks At Them For No Reason
11. Poke Them And Poke Them
12. Follow Them Around
13. Disagree With Everything They Say
14. Take Up All The puwang Everywhere
15. Get In Their Way
16. Laugh At Them And Then Stare At Them Like Their Strange, Repeatitively
17. Dance Like A Hulligan Around Your House
18. Argue At Everything Even If It Comes To Saying That a pader Is Black When Its White
19. Be Quiet When They Want You To Be Loud But Be Loud When People Want You To Be Quiet
20. Turn All The Lights On In The House
21. When Your Teacher Asks You To Take a upuan Ask 'Take It Where?'
Thank You All For pagbaba x
2. Talk To Your Pen Constantly
3. Swim On The Floor
4. Climb Walls
5. When You Go In The paliguan Or Bath Scream 'I'm Drowning, I'm Drowning!'
6. Say 'Ooh La La' Before Everything You Say
7. Say 'Thats What YOU Think' At Every Opinion Speech
8. When Your At School Drop Your Pen Constantly
9. Roll Your Pen Across Your Desk
10. Shoot Dirty Looks At Them For No Reason
11. Poke Them And Poke Them
12. Follow Them Around
13. Disagree With Everything They Say
14. Take Up All The puwang Everywhere
15. Get In Their Way
16. Laugh At Them And Then Stare At Them Like Their Strange, Repeatitively
17. Dance Like A Hulligan Around Your House
18. Argue At Everything Even If It Comes To Saying That a pader Is Black When Its White
19. Be Quiet When They Want You To Be Loud But Be Loud When People Want You To Be Quiet
20. Turn All The Lights On In The House
21. When Your Teacher Asks You To Take a upuan Ask 'Take It Where?'
Thank You All For pagbaba x
