A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car pasulong saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
DEMENTED POEMS
mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits
mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter
mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down
mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits
mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter
mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down
mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? You know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let you go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are you enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling you how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? You know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let you go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are you enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling you how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End