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posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around you has an attitude problem
2.your adding tsokolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything you say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive you crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and you just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to manuntok someone without a reason
12.if you start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if you were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give you 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so you know*
1- eye contact , if you notice him staring a lot at you ..like madami than 5 times in the same araw .(unless you got a stain on your shirt)
2- if you and him were in the same area , he would be with you in every where you walk to ( like a party or a konsiyerto ..etc)
3- he would sit susunod to you in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream or laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to you hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if you drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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posted by Gretute2772
1.Most putbol players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 mga hayop that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome mga kaibigan and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time you read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though you may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't pag-ibig you, my love.

I loved you with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping kariton and switch the items with stuff from the person susunod to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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These are my tuktok 15 LEAST paborito celebrities and just like with my tuktok 15 paborito celebrities listahan I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell you how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to ipakita that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a listahan like this pretty much just sinabi they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my listahan and please keep in mind this is just my...
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posted by invadercalliope

Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing madami than the the people who you spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions you speak of are only mga kaibigan during those fun, yet unimportant...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough tsokolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every tanong with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack maringal na aparador (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...
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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub iksamen the other araw I Nawawala sa pamamagitan ng one point. The tanong was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other tanong was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that mansanas has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing tindahan that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bombero jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go tahanan and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted sa pamamagitan ng aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late you are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me pasulong to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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I've been seeing a lot of these artikulo lately so I kind of wanted to sumali the party. Off of the tuktok of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my tuktok 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 larawan so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet



Amber



Alissa White-Gluz


Cadaveria



10. Mally



I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also pag-ibig her piercings.

9. Minzy



I suppose I...
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